I have only left NYC twice since January. The first time was a yearly trip I have done with three of my childhood friends where we all quarantined for two weeks and then back in September when cases were really low in NYC I went on a 24 hour road trip to my friends’ rental property Sparrow House in upstate NY with Kirra and Nina. We took a ton of photos in the short time we were there and I am going to have solo shoots with each of them coming soon, but let’s start out with some real pretty bathtub photos.

I had wanted to go up to Sparrow House to see my friends Mike and Sarah for a while but I didn’t want to take public transportation which is how I got up there in the past so I rented my friend’s van to go see them. But I figured if I was going to spend the money on the van and gas and tolls I should be productive at the same time. The area is absolutely beautiful (as you will see in the later shoots) and I really wanted to shoot there so I hit up Kirra who as you may know is one of my favorite models and she said she was down to go and told me her friend Nina Burns wanted to come too. I clearly was down for that and I picked them up at Kirra’s place right after rush hour one night.

We got up there fairly late in the evening and Mike built a fire and we were all hanging out around it but at some point one of the girls got cold or something and they went inside while Sarah, Mike and I continued our fire hangs until I got a text from Kirra. “Hey is it cool if we take a bath in this giant tub and also do you want to take pictures of it?” 

We had proper photo shoots planned for the next day but I certainly wasn’t going to say no to bath tub photos. Unfortunately the light in the room was absolute garbage and I didn’t think we were going to get anything good, but when I looked at the photos I actually thought they were very pretty so I did what every bad photographer does and converted them to black and white so you can’t tell how bad the lighting is. I honestly can’t tell you how much I hate the way digital black and white photos look, but sometimes it’s the only move you can make. 

Anyway, I can’t wait until you guys see the rest of the stuff we shot at Sparrow House but in the meantime if you want a preview there are a few color shots I took of Kirra and Nina by the river on Girls of DBB as part of this gallery. All these photos are there too but in high resolution. There’s also some video I shot of them on in the bathtub my OnlyFans today and I put up a real pretty video of Kirra at Sparrow House recently as well. 

Okay, that’s it. Let’s look at some photos! I tend to like to space stuff out so I don’t know when you will next see the solo stuff we shot but it’s real nice and will be here sooner or later!

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Kirra & Nina at Sparrow House!

We got another gallery for you guys from that missing 2019 folder that I keep mentioning. Part of me felt real dumb for losing all these shoots but it has actually been a pretty great thing since I have been averaging like one shoot a month during this pandemic and I have no other way of making money than having you guys sign up for my pay sites or buy books and stuff from me. If I didn’t have this old content left I would be in some trouble. After today I will still have two more shoots left from 2019 so let’s see if we can space em out a bit. Fortunately I have some pretty good new stuff coming too. 

I think I met Ella Nova at this AVN House Party where we took an absurd photo together but honestly I might have met her previously or via the internets or something but I forgot about these photos for a year and a half so I wouldn’t trust my memory. I also have partied with Ella since we took these photos, and honestly it might have been the last time I partied at all. We went to some weird mansion on the outskirts of Vegas with her and Michael Vegas and Siouxsie Q and Siri Dahl and the whole thing was a pretty weird adventure and I think it was daylight when I got back to my hotel room and that was the last night I spent in a hotel room before the world ended. I know this is another pointless tangent but I actually didn’t even pay for that hotel room because I found dog shit on the floor of my room and asked the hotel manager if he would wave the resort fee and he accused me of trying to scam him and said the photo of the dog shit wasn’t real because the carpet didn’t match and we got into a screaming match in the middle of the lobby and he threatened me and I just sat there while he went and checked and then I made him apologize to me but he still wouldn’t comp the resort fee and so I complained to the site I booked the hotel room on and they gave me a credit for the room and then after I left a bad review for the hotel they also gave me my money back so I pretty much got paid to stay there and sometimes it pays to go Karen on a motherfucker.

Anyway, these photos of Ella Nova were supposed to be up a while ago but then I wanted to post something for Halloween and then this whole election thing got in the way. I didn’t feel like I should be promoting nudes as democracy hung in the balance, but that’s over now and it’s time to get back to photos of butts and stuff. Speaking of butts, Ella’s rules. These photos have been up for a while on Girls of Driven By Boredom. In fact there are not one but TWO shoots with Ella on there. You have all of these photos from this shoot, all in high resolution, with some bonus explicit pics, AND another full shoot with her that is exclusive to Girls of DBB. If you are a person who likes cool butts, now is your moment to sign up. 

In conclusion, Ella is hilarious and rad and I hope we get to shoot again and if we do I promise I won’t wait a year and a half to post the photos. Now go look at the shots, for America.

Click here to see a bunch of NSFW photos of Ella Nova!

I almost never do themed shoots. I like real life. I like finding a model and a location and just shooting and seeing what we get. But at the same time, I think shoots with models should be collaborative. I usually have some vague suggestions if they ask about wardrobe (simple is better) or make up (as little as possible) but I am very flexible as far as that stuff goes. That has its limits and I still won’t do really elaborate themed shoots… with some exceptions…

Because of my hatred of themed shoots I didn’t think I had anything to post on Instagram for Halloween. I am certainly not going to a party or dressing up tonight so I started looking through old folders trying to find some old shoot that might work. And that’s when I found these photos of Stella that I would have bet $1000 I had already posted. Turns out I had not.

I have been trying to shoot Stella forever. I met her at some party years and years ago and we went on a date that ended with her thinking it was hilarious to punch me in the balls in the middle of a bar. Weirdly enough we did not go out again, but we still were friends and I pretty much just spent the rest of our friendship trying to photograph her instead.

Last it finally happened but I had to compromise on my no themed shoots thing. She happens to be both a comedian and a dominatrix and wanted to do something that worked for both of her personalities. I was working on a zine that got held up because of Covid, but I told her I would shoot her absurd comedy photos if she shot some stuff for me for this zine and we ended up with some sexy photos, some absolutely ridiculous ones and some honestly creepy ones.

I also should mention that I uploaded nearly 20 extra 35mm shots from this shoot as well as this shoot, all in high resolution to Girls of Driven By Boredom. Just saying. 

In the end I am glad I relaxed my no themed shoots thing a bit because 13 months later Halloween happened during a global pandemic and I wanted something to post on social media because I am not putting on again pants today and here we are with just the perfect thing for you all.

Now click here to see all the NSFW & ridiculous photos of Mistress Stella. 

I know I took these photos of the legendary Phoenix Marie on March 14th because the next day I went into quarantine and this was the last time I left my neighborhood for like three months. I actually used this date when I filed for unemployment because it was the last time I worked even though it wasn’t actually a paid shoot or anything. We were just making cool shit because we wanted to.

I have known Phoenix for a minute. I think Abella Danger introduced me to her at an Exxxotica in Chicago back in 2016 and we have been talking about taking photos since then. Glad it finally happened because she is hilarious and real easy to shoot and it was a great time. We took a million photos. Also I am pretty sure she can bench press me. 

After the shoot we met up at a restaurant with Amy Anderssen (another person I have wanted to photograph for years) and that was the last time I have been in any sort of bar or restaurant for more than the time it takes to pick up food. It’s all very weird to think about. 

Anyway, enough Covid talk, let’s get back to talking about the photos… As I mentioned we took a ton of photos. We did an outfit change at some point and during that second part of the shoot it started to get dark and the photos had a very different look to them from the first outfit so I decided to break them up. In this post you will be getting the first photos, but the second shoot is exclusive only to my site Girls of Driven By Boredom. I actually posted those photos last week so if you had an account you could have seen them by now. Girls of DBB also has all of these photos on it already, PLUS a few extra more explicit shots that are also exclusive to that site. And per always, they are in high resolution. I should also mention that there are a couple of very funny videos of Phoenix from this shoot on my OnlyFans and you can sign up for both sites for like $7 a month total or something. I would rather have more people signed up than a few people and charge them a bunch. 

Oh, one more promotional thing that has nothing to do with this shoot… I have three new zines that you can pre-order now! I will do a whole post about this once they are printed (they are supposed to be shipped to me on Wednesday), but for now I just wanted to mention it. Enough selling you on shit, let’s look at some photos!

Click here to see a bunch of NSFW photos of Phoenix Marie!

If you actually read this madness that I write with all the photos I post you will be familiar with this lost folder of photos from a 2019 trip to LA. I even mentioned it in my last post. Well, today we get one step closer to clearing out that folder, but I think there is still three more shoots left. I would bust them out all in one week or something but I am averaging like one photoshoot a month right now so having unpublished stuff is probably a good idea for now…

Anyway, this shoot was probably the most fun of that whole trip. I reached out to the amazing Corwin Prescott who always shoots in the most beautiful places to ask him if he had any ideas for places to shoot in LA and he recommended Malibu Creek State Park. I googled it and was very excited about this swimming hole that is pretty deep in the park and I reached out to Jade Baker about going with me. I love taking her photo and she seemed like the perfect person to bring on a mini adventure.

Our plan was to find the first place to shoot that we could and get a bunch of digital stuff and then hike to the swimming hole and try and shoot photos there if we could manage it without people seeing or we would just go swimming and still have the first shoot. Perfect plan.

We realized we could hike down a hill to the creek and there wouldn’t be anyone who could see us from the main trail. I shot her climbing a burnt tree and then we took some shots in the creek itself but it was such a sunny day that it was hard to get anything well exposed. I could give you a little explanation of the Zone System here but I won’t because I’m not a monster. So we found a fallen tree in the shade near the creek and did the rest of our digital shoot there. She had burnt tree all over her at this point but it actually made for some cool photos.

From there we hiked into the park and took some 35mm photos along the way. She actually climbed a water tower or something because she is an incredible bad ass. (There is a video of that and a couple other clips on my OnlyFans today!) We took a bunch of other pictures in the park including a few shots in this rock formation that I really loved. 

When we finally reached the swimming hole it was predictably crowded and we couldn’t shoot any nudes or anything, but the water was wonderful and we swam a bunch and took some more 35mm photos of her on the rocks and things like that. I got to jump off a giant rock myself which was real fun and there were a bunch of people cliff diving which was also entertaining to watch. 

After our swim we hiked back to our cars and said our goodbyes and I couldn’t wait to get the film developed. I got so much good 35mm on that trip that I published it all on Girls of Driven By Boredom. (That’s a direct link to the gallery since it was posted over a year ago.) So if you want to see all the photos we shot after the creek, or the creek photos in high resolution (plus some bonus explicit shots) make sure you check out that site. It will also give you a good idea of what shoots I still have left to publish! 

Okay, now let’s look at some damn photos.

Click here to see the NSFW photos of Jade Baker at Malibu State Park!

Ps. I just realized that none of these except for a couple of her climbing a tree are safe enough to post on the main page so make sure you click through because this one image below is not going to give you any sort of idea to what these photos actually look like. Even the one below has a nipple in it if you look real carefully. My bad.

I already released part one of this epic shoot with Aiden Ashley and Leda Bear but now you get to see the rest of it. When I last left you guys we had just taken photos in a decommissioned military base. After we finished there we climbed down a cliff and ended up on a beach.

We walked a while until we found some mostly abandoned areas. People could probably see us from above but only if they were really looking. Occasionally people would walk along the beach but we could see them in the distance and would stop for a few minutes and cover up. It was a little cold to actually get in the water (it was January) but we got some nice shots climbing the cliff face and with the water in the background. 

Aiden asked me to get a clip of the two of them making out in front of the beach for her OnlyFans so of course I obliged and then months later the world ended and I started an OnlyFans so I can continue to pay my rent and I put that same video on mine today if that is something you want to watch (you do). 

Also, as always, these photos are available in high resolution on Girls of DBB and there are a handful of extra more explicit shots on there as well. You’re welcome. 

Okay, I honestly don’t really have anything else to say but it was great shooting with these ladies and I can’t wait to do it again one day. We really had a great location and a great time and now you get to see all the pretty photos so rejoice, etc.

Click here to see part two of my all day shoot with Aiden Ashley & Leda Bear. 

An LA trip I went on in July 2019 still haunts me because I keep forgetting about the folder. Usually I organize everything by date but this trip I shot so much stuff I gave it it’s own folder and it’s at the very end of my 2019 folder and none of this matters except that when I am looking for stuff to post I keep missing that folder and there’s some great stuff in there like today’s shoot with Jane Wilde. I still have three shoots left from that trip to post after this one, but I wrote them down now so hopefully I will remember to get them up soon. Moving on.

The first time I shot Jane we took some really cool stuff walking around NYC. She grew up here so she was back visiting family and we have a pretty fun adventure. I was very excited to shoot her again so when I was back in LA I of course hit her up. She was hanging out with her friend Nigel and I knew him from Twitter so he said I could come by and shoot at his place. He’s got a pool and a rad dog and it was a good time.

On the minus side it was really fucking bright which led to nearly all the early photos we shot having these really harsh shadows, or Jane squinting, or in a lot of cases both. We problem solved by shooting in the shade and got some nice stuff that way and later in the day we ended up getting a few more shots in the pool when the sun was lower in the sky. Don’t worry, we got plenty of stuff you guys will enjoy.

Speaking of stuff you will enjoy, if you want to see a bunch of underwater stuff we shot I edited a bunch of it together and you can buy it for like $5 on Girls of DBB. Or you can subscribe to my OnlyFans and the footage is on there too, just not edited together and you gotta search for it because I put it up a while ago but it shouldn’t be too hard to find. Lastly, back on Girls of DBB, I posted all of these photos on there yesterday in high resolution, plus some explicit shots that are only on that site. You know the deal. With no events to photograph this stuff is all my income so I gotta be extra annoying about this stuff.

Okay, let’s get to some pictures. You will like them because Jane is really easy to take pictures of. It’s just a fact. Ps. Thanks to Nigel for letting me shoot at his place and pet his dog.

Click here to see all the NSFW pool day pics of Jane Wilde!

For a few years I had two really hot neighbors that both happened to be two of my favorite models. It made my life very convenient especially when I was about to drop off some film and I needed to finish a roll. I would just hit them up on the way to my film lab, take a few photos and be on the move. I have taken so many film photos of both of them, but for some reason I have only really published one full shoot with Kirra. Sammy on the other hand, I have published many, many, many, many shoots with… and I don’t plan on stopping.

Kirra moved (she’s still pretty close – there’s some new photos of her here) but Sammy is still in the neighborhood and we are still shooting. When I sent her these photos we already started talking about our next shoot. And if there’s anything I know about my fans is that they love her. Honestly I get messages pretty often about more and more photos (and video) of her. I am happy to oblige. 

One good thing about Sammy is that we almost always shoot outside anyway. She seems to love getting naked in public and I love shooting that stuff so it’s very ideal in the Covid era. She also happens to have a great rooftop for shoots which brings me to this post. I shot her in two different outfits on her roof and we even shot a dumb TikTok and I took some nice behind the scenes video of her changing outfits which you can find on my OnlyFans. 

Speaking of my OnlyFans, I just put up another video of her today that I shot the last time we went out into the streets. Mask on, tits out, a 2020 vibe. You can also find this shoot in high res on Girls of Driven By Boredom. If you sign up for both of those and pick the 6th month discount option I think it’s only $6 a month total. Like help me out and get some fun nudes in your life.  Okay, enough promotion. Let’s get to the photos.

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Sammy on a rooftop in Brooklyn.

It’s 2am at the moment and I am writing this from a small beach town called Lewes, Delaware where I have been for the last week. I have been seeing old friends, my parents from a distance and doing as little as possible. It’s been pretty great. We are leaving tomorrow and I figured I would get an update up in the morning before we leave so I am writing this now, in the middle of the night. 

As you may have noticed I haven’t done many shoots during the coronavirus but a couple of months ago I got a text from Alex around midnight wanting to shoot in some hotel in midtown. I had wanted to shoot her forever and I grabbed a mask and some cameras and was out the door. She wanted me to shoot a bunch of weird video content for her social media and stuff and I couldn’t really say no so we shot a bunch of random stuff and I shot a ton of 35mm and a handful of digital stuff as we were going. The whole thing was kinda madness and I got glitter all over my gear but we shot a bunch of cool stuff.  

A lot of the 35mm stuff I put on Girls of Driven By Boredom a while back and now all the digital stuff is there in high resolution. The 35mm stuff we are keeping exclusive to Girls of DBB other than the few shots I posted on social media. On top of that I am currently uploading a video of her naked in the shower pouring milk all over herself to my OnlyFans so that will be up by the time this post is. I also posted a video of her in a unicorn mask spraying whipped cream all over herself for some reason back when we first shot so you can see that on my OnlyFans too.

Okay, I am gonna go to sleep in a minute but you guys should go look at these photos.

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Alex Feldman.