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Am I the only person who still wants to bang Amy Whinehouse despite that she is a crackhead and you know… not hot? I just have a thing for damaged women and fucked up teeth.  Click the photo to see her nipples.

So like the other day in the comments section of the Lilly Allen topless pictures I was talking about how celebrity nude photos are just an easy throw away post. It gets a lot of search engine traffic, gives me a quick post and has some sexy shit for you to look at. Anyway, to get that stuff I just put Egotastic on my RSS reader and just look at it when it has someone I have heard of naked on there. Today they had paparazzi shots of Agyness Deyn on there. She was posing for Ryan McGinley who for whatever reason I am not a huge fan of… although I probably should be. Anyway, she was naked on a fire escape and a bunch of people took shots of her up there. They were recreating a photo of a woman and her daughter falling to their deaths to escape a fire in their building (note: the daughter actually lived). The photo is one of my favorite images of all time. It won a Pulitzer in 1975 and I first saw it in a book of Pulitzer winning photos. Of all the amazing images in the book it is one of the ones that really stood out to me.

Anyway, I usually am all about posting naked celebrities, but I know Agyness. It is not like we are pals or anything, but she has always been nice to me and I wouldn’t post (unflattering) shots of anyone else I know naked on here… unless of course I took the photo. So yeah. Instead I am just going to post the photo that the shoot is inspired by… and if I see the finished work from McGinley, maybe I will post that here… but not the paparazzi shit. You are just going to have to look for it on Egostatic.

While I don’t seem to be able to update my site right now, I can always make time for a half naked celebrity jumping off a cliff. Here are a bunch of naked photos of Lilly Allen just chilling.

On the site note. Not only do I not have any time to blog, but I am having severe problems with my gallery uploading software. I am not sure what is going to happen with that.

I am staying in tomorrow night to work just on the site and figure things out and catch up on sleep. So just hold your horses until then. I will get us up to speed some how. I love you tenderly.

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Eva Mendes got topless in Italian Vogue.  And since I am sort of on a break from DBB, you are going to have to live with things like this to pass as updates while I get my life organized.  If it makes you feel any better, I was extremely productive today.  And I also at lunch in Washington Square Park and watched over a dozen people practice using fake light sabers.  One of them was wearing a shirt that said NY Jedi, in the style of the NY Jets logo.  The lameness could not be equaled.  It was a good 20 min of entertainment though.

Also, I wanted to mention that my Sex Map has been quite successful with about 20K hits in the last two days.   I was also asked to do an interview that could be pretty awesome, but they have not gotten back to me, so who knows if that will happen.

Anyway, here are more Eva Mendes nude pictures.  Or you can just click the photo to see the uncensored version.  NSFW of course.

Okay so I am not sure if you are as excited as I am, but I just got to see Neve Campbell’s boobs.  Seriously.  I might have been way more excited if it was like 1995, but still… pretty pumped.  And okay, maybe her boobs aren’t great and she is not as hot as she was in the Craft, and maybe her left nipple is inverted, but shit… she was on Party Of Five! So yeah, click here if you want to see some screen captures of Neve Campbell naked in I Really Hate My Job or just click the photo for the uncensored pic.

A Few Of My Favorite Things is a series that appears most weekends on Driven By Boredom. Each week I talk about three of my favorite things from a specific genre of film, music, or something else all together. Each favorite thing is accompanied by a video and a description of why it is one of my favorite things. Click here for more favorites.

So Charlton Heston died yesterday. This is tragic. I know most of you probably think of him as this crazy right wing gun nut, but I love him. He is honestly one of my favorite actors. Yes, he was amazing in his historic and bible epics, and yes he played a convincing Mexican in the second best Orson Wells movie, but I love him for his SciFi. I am not normally a science fiction fan. I own about 1000 movies on DVD, but my science fiction section has only about a dozen movies… of those five have Charlton Heston movies… and three more of them are Planet Of The Apes 3-5 which while do not have Heston in them, could not exist with him. So today, in honor of the man I am going to break down my three favorite SciFi movies starring Mr. Heston, which coincidentally also happen to be my three favorite Heston movies in general. Keep reading after the break.
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So after a weekend break I am back to my SXSW images.  After this I have three more galleries which should all be up tomorrow and we will be done with it all.  This was the area at the event I spent most of my time.  Rony was doing his photobooth back here, the product wall was in here and there was Jenga and an open bar.  There are a lot of images in here of people getting free Sansa Mp3 players.  Part of my job was to document the gifting, but most of the images are just people sort of hanging out.  Oh yeah.  There was also this really great Elk on the wall that everyone wanted a picture with.  See for yourself.

So the main reason I was hired to cover this event in Texas was to get pictures of bands and notable people standing in front of a wall. These are called product walls or “step and repeat” walls. These photos are then sent to the sponsors for marketing purposes and such.  I did this at Sundance and I am doing it again in Miami.  It is not the most creative photography, but it is actually pretty fun.

Anyway, there are roughly 10,000 bands in these photos and you can figure out who they are for yourself.

I am too old at this point to be “hip” to what’s going on, but evidently there is a show called the Hills about annoying rich people in California and this girl Audrina Partidge was on it or is on it, and um, before she was on the show she got some shitty photographer to take naked test photos of her so she could be in Playboy.  Now they are online and you can see a bunch of the Audrina Patridge nude pictures here.  Or you could just click the photo below to see the best of the bunch uncensored.  NSFW of course.

Brad Walsh had a show/dance party for his portraits from the last few years. His apartment was completely packed and there were gift bags and free drinks and good times and such. Unfortunately it was so packed that it was sort of hard to look at all of Brads photos. I checked most of them out though. While I have never seen the show, Brad’s boyfriend Christian Siriano from Project Runway hosted and pretty much every girl/gay there asked me to take a photo of them with him. I sort of slacked on that though and spent most of the time talking to Josh Madden who as it turns out knows many of my old DC friends and many of my new NYC friends. We both got our first tattoos at the same shop and he owned the record I put out when I was 15. Very weird. Anway, I had a lot of fun and then I ate a lot of food and went home and failed to watch the new episode of Lost because my internet was fucking up. This internet issue is the same reason updates have been slack of late. I have a pretty good update for tomorrow though if I can get my shit together in time.

Photos from last night go here. Congrats Brad.

Diablo Cody won the Oscar for best screenplay.  Everyone seems so excited about the fact that she used to be a stripper.  Like it was so amazing that a former stripper could write a screen play.  I sort of feel like I need to come to the defense of sex workers everywhere.  Just because you are sexy for money, does not mean you are a waste of life.  That being said, I thought Juno had some of the worst, most unrealistic, corn ball dialogue I have ever heard.  And the idea that she would be even nominated for an award is fucking astounding.  Well, at least now she’s famous and I have a reason to post these naked photos of her.

Way back in January when I was at Sundance I photographed an alumni event for NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts. They asked me not to put up any images until they put theirs online. They did. So now you get to see them. It was only two hours work and it paid for my plane tickets and I got to eat some pretty amazing food at Robert Redfords’s restaurant. There were some NYU Alumni celebs in attendance like Clark Gregg who directed the film adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke, Jason Ritter, actor and son of the late John Ritter, Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck who wrote and directed Half Nelson, and Marley Shelton from Sin City and Grindhouse. I was talking to Marely Shelton for probably 15 minutes before realizing she was a reasonably famous actress. I knew she looked familiar but I couldn’t really place it. I started telling her about shooting celebrities holding products for gifting lounge things and told me how weird it was for her to have to hold the products for pictures. We talked for a long time, defiantly longer than anyone else at the party. She seemed like a rad lady, but I still couldn’t place where I knew her. When I got back to the hotel one of the girls working working with me at the gifting lounge told me who she was. Neat. Anyway, other than a few famous faces, these photos are pretty uneventful.

So I recently posted about how I took the official Agyness Deyn Wikipedia photo… well I am back and this time I took the photo of my personal hero, Takeru Kobayashi.  I have personally witnessed him break the hot dog eating record in 2004, break it again in 2006, and I finally saw him lose to the great Joey Chestnut.  It was a sad day for Kobayashi, but a great day for America.  Anyway, last year at the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest I had back stage passes and I took a shot of Kobayashi massaging his jaw that he supposedly injured (likely story).  We all knew he was just afraid of  Chestnut and making excuses… but I snapped this shot while he was rubbing his face… I put it on my Flickr account and a Wikipedia editor contacted me and now you can see my photo on the official Takeru Kobayashi Wikipedia page.  I guess Flickr has been good for something.  Hip hip hurray!

With Fleshbot linking me all the time, I might as well return the favor… Okay, maybe it is not quite a favor since they send about 10x the traffic, but still… some disgusting news from Fleshbot.  Evidently there is a Gene Simmons sex tape out.  It features some Australian chick named Elsa with very giant fake boobs.  In the background they are fucking to Foreigner which is probably the best thing about the tape.  Honestly, the only reason I would ever, ever, want to see Gene Simmons in any sort of sex act would be to see what the motherfucker could do with his 10 inch tongue.  She goes down on him, but he doesn’t even have the decency to return the favor.

The videos are originally from a site called Genessecret.com but I can’t the site to load due to bandwidth issues.   You can try that site for your self or you can just watch the Gene Simons sex videos for free on Fleshbot.   Don’t click either of these links if you just ate or are pregnant.  NSFW. Duh.

Hey look. Lindsay Lohan recreated Marilyn Monroes last photo shoot for New York Magazine. I find that completely creepy, but I also find Ms. Lohan totally hot despite how much I don’t ever want to hear about her ever again. So, click the link to read about the photo shoot and see a bunch of naked Lindsay Lohan pictures and you can click to the photo below to see the best of the bunch uncensored.