Girl Talk – 8.23.09

I want to start this throwback post with an even older tangent. It’s 2004 and I am going to art school in Richmond, VA. In my free time I am managing this two man dance pop band called The Gaskets. They are one of the biggest bands in Richmond, but they have just about zero following anywhere else. So when we got a slot on this electronic music showcase in NYC we couldn’t have been more excited about the opportunity.

We drive up to NYC the night before the show and stay with my friends in downtown Brooklyn. The next day we jump on the subway and see some movies or whatever we did, it was 20 years ago, my memory is a bit hazy. But what I do remember is that when we get back to Brooklyn, our car is gone. Apparently we parked too close to a hydrant and got towed. We have to be at this show and their one instrument, a Yamaha RM1X sequencer, is locked in the truck of the car. Turns out our car is at the impound lot at the Navy Yard and it’s gonna cost $250 to get it out, and that doesn’t include the ticket. The lot closes in in less than an hour. We don’t think we are going to make it but we get on the Subway and get down there as soon as we can. I can only imagine what it looked like to locals when they see three hipsters absolutely sprinting through a pretty bad neighborhood trying to get there before the lot closes. I think we actually got there slightly after it closed but we somehow managed to get it out anyway.

When we get to the show it’s in the basement of the Delancey. There might be 25 people there max. The show was pretty fun anyway. These days when you hear electronic music you are probably thinking EDM, but this was a lot of supremely weird noise acts and the kind of rappers that are more influenced by jam bands than hip hip. The Tom Tom Club because their son was performing. My friend Luca, aka Drop the Lime/ Curses also played that night, but I didn’t we didn’t become friends until years later. There was another artist there who would hit play on his laptop and then just kinda run around the crowd. I didn’t get it at all. He went by the name Girl Talk.

A year later The Gaskets get asked to play this big art party in Richmond. Half gallery, half show at one of the bigger venues in the city. Not a lot of local acts could headline there, maybe us, Municipal Waste and Avail so we just sort of assumed The Gaskets were the headliner, but when the flyers went up, Girl Talk was headlining. I was legitimately pissed. Not only were we not headlining, but we were opening for some guy who played other people’s music and just ran around the club. I didn’t get it. We almost dropped off the bill. But when that night came I finally understood what Girl Talk was all about. 


Girl Talk doesn’t make sense when there are 20 people in the crowd, but when there are hundreds, it is absolute chaos. I have photographed him a half dozen times and his shows are more fun than probably any other DJ although he used to have t-shirts that said I’m Not A DJ so maybe I shouldn’t call him a DJ. But whatever the case he’s so much fucking fun live. 

Okay, now, after all that, we finally get to these photos that I am re-uploading. We go back in time to summer 2009 and the infamous Jelly NYC Pool Parties are on the Williamsburg waterfront, which I guess is now Domino Park. These parties were always a blast, but they also brought out a bunch of randos and as someone who was very serious about being a hipster, they were a little to basic or something for me. I pretty sure that’s a joke, but I would always rather be in some small bar than outside at festival or something. That being said the Jelly parties were legendary. 

Going back through my original blog post apparently it started raining in the middle of the show and that’s why I started shooting the crowd more than the actual performance. I was trying to protect my camera a bit and there was as much chaos in the crowd as on stage. People were pushing through trying to get on stage to join the fun. A bunch of photographers were up there too, ruining my shots so the crowd was the better option anyway. Nothing annoys me more than photographers getting in the way of the show. Stop making that shit about you. The only exception if if you are working directly for the artist or the event, and even then, get your shots and get out of the way. 

Anyway, the show was still a blast and after the show I ran into a bunch of friends. Man I miss just knowing people wherever I went. RIP Curtis. A few of us went over to Brooklyn Bowl for the after party. I honestly just went because Brooklyn Bowl had pretty damn good food and I wanted some BBQ but I did take a some photos there too that are at the end of this gallery.  

These photos really capture a moment in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. You can just see the beginning of the end of the short time period where it was the center of cool. The waterfront is still there but apartment buildings were going up where there were factories. The Jelly NYC parties were still happening but they were no longer at McCarren park pool. The crowd was becoming less hipster, and more finance bro. You can just see it changing in these photos. 

Okay, once again I have written 1000 words for no reason. I need to make these shorter and sweeter so I can do them more often, but I like writing and hopefully a few people are getting something out of this stuff. Hopefully I will be back soon but in the meantime enjoy some photos from August 2009.

The Last Ruff Club – 9.11.09

When I moved to NYC in 2006 I got my apartment a week before I could actually move in. I had to come up early and sign the lease and get the keys. I remember I was so excited to sleep in my new place I just slept on the floor instead of crashing with friends as planned. I was managing a band at the time and I booked them a show at the same time just to have another to be in New York. At the show we met this couple who loved the band and took us to this spot on the Lower East Side called the Annex for a party called Ruff Club. My NYC nightlife era had officially begun. 

Ruff Club was a staple for me for the next three years. Ian Cognito was the door guy who I had been introduced to that first weekend. He was the first person I knew in NYC nightlife. He would always let me in even before anyone knew me. The party happened on Friday nights at the same time as my all time favorite NYC party (at least when it was at Rififi), Trash and I would hit both parties nearly every Friday. I would take the J to the LES for Ruff and then walk up to Trash for late night there, or take the L to Trash and walk down to Ruff. 

On September 11th, 2009 the Annex shut its doors and Ruff Club closed the place out. I am not sure if I was going to Ruff Club as often near the end, my friends “the Ruff Kids” had stopped DJing there and Trash had moved a few blocks northwest and it was slightly less convenient to hit both. I was still going to the Annex all the time for the Wednesday night party High Voltage, who was at that time on their third location. The Annex was great because it felt like a nightclub upstairs and a dive bar downstairs and it had lockable bathrooms which were great for NSFW photo shoots… and other things. So obviously I had to be there for the last night.

Going through these photos it’s clear I wasn’t the only person who felt the same way. The party had a tight list of regulars, the flyer read “locals only” and I cannot tell you how many people I love are in these photos. It really hits me in the feels looking through these and seeing how many people I have lost contact with, or don’t even remember anymore. There are so many girls in this gallery that I had a crush on at one point and so many friends who I haven’t seen in 15+ years. Even the people I am still in touch with through social media or whatever I haven’t seen in ages. If you are in these photos, just know I miss you and we should catch up one day. 

It’s funny I am getting wistful now but even at the time I was feeling the same way. Here’s a little of what I wrote in my original blog post:

I miss the packed sweaty basement when the Ruff Kids were spinning George Harrison and I was getting my mind set on some cute girl talking to Sophia Lamar.  I am going to miss Sophia trying to give me drink tickets and telling me some crazy story while I am waiting in line for the bathrooms.  I am going to miss running into 24Court who always seemed so unreasonably happy to see me.  She will be my friend forever when she defended me when one of the Misshapes got in my face at Bleach.  I will miss Danzi’s drunken hugs and 5am rides home on the J train. I miss seeing Brad Walsh trying to make nightlife photography look like the yearbook photo you wish you had in high school. I will miss Felipe making people in line for his photo booth wait while he gets my shot. I am going to miss convincing Spenser and Denny to not hate me after I talked shit about their party on my blog. I am going to miss arguing with Jason about politics and I am going to miss the Annex. I am going to miss the upstairs bathroom where all sorts of shady things have gone down.  I am going to miss Roe help me sneak whatever cute 20 year old girl I was with into the club and talking football with me when I couldn’t stand sweating any more and had to come outside.  I will miss bringing out of town friends to Ruff to show them what a real NYC party is like and Ian for making them feel cool when he would let them skip the line not pay the cover… Then again did anyone ever pay the cover?

The night technically ended with a chaotic A.R.E Weapons show, but the bar stayed open until 7am with the old regulars hanging out past dawn. I had torn the meniscus in my knee a few days earlier and apparently I left around 5am because I had to get an MRI in the morning. I never did get the surgery I needed and I am absolutely paying for it as a middle aged man. RIP Ruff Club, RIP the Annex and RIP my knee…

This is only my second Vintage DBB post (Although there are plenty more throwback images on the VintageDBB Instagram) but I am really enjoying going back, reading what I wrote at the time and writing about old memories with a new lens. I pulled 200 photos for this gallery and reedited like 65 of those that were a bit underexposed.  A lot of stuff didn’t need it because at the time I was blinding people with an external flash. Sorry about that, but at least the photos look cool. But yeah, I hope you dig the look back and I can’t wait to keep uploading classic parties from the “Indiesleaze” era.

Okay, that’s it, enjoy all the photos, and as always, feel free to reach out if you don’t want a random 15 year old photo of you partying back on the internet. 

Vintage Driven By Boredom

If you’ve been paying attention to my social media for the last couple years I have been posting throwback party photos from the “Indie Sleaze” era over on my VintageDBB Instagram account. I’ve been having a ton of fun doing it and part of that has been going back to old parties and finding photos I totally forgot about, sometimes finding photos I never even published because they didn’t seem interesting to me at the time.

Recently I started doing posts that consisted of images from just a single night or event and writing a bit about it in the caption and with the launch of Driven By Boredom 4.0 I want to expand that. As we start from scratch with this website and start moving forward, I also want to be moving backwards by reposting old images with new context, new edits and most importantly larger files without giant watermarks on them. Back in the day I wanted my logo to show up on people’s MySpace Top 8s so I made my logo take up like 15% of the image. I also posted so many terrible photos that I didn’t edit at all and they were all 750px wide which is way too small for modern screens. I still don’t do a lot of editing these days, but at least I am not posting images that are underexposed by three stops. 

Going back and doing this is going to be a lot of work for no financial reward so I have come up with a bounty system where people can pay me to see old photos again. For $150 I will track down the party or event you want to see and reupload it in high resolution with new edits and all of that. I am happy to shout you out as well in the post if that’s something you are interested in as well. Perhaps your old band from back then has a new album out and you want a little bonus promotion, I got you. I just need to come up with a way to justify all the time I am going to be spending digging through the archives, and maybe you guys can help. If you want to see an old gallery, just reach out. 

Lastly I should mention that one of the reasons that I am starting all over again is because 2025 is not 2007 and I know there are a ton of middle aged people out there who would prefer if there old drunken photos don’t exist anymore. As I reupload old content I am sure I will be unearthing some not so great memories for people and images they wish disappeared with MySpace, so as I go through this stuff I am going to 1) Try and not post the drunkest of photos 2) I will be presenting everything with new context instead of whatever fucked up thing I said about the photos at the time and 3) as always I will be removing any photos that people don’t want up. Again, just reach out. The last thing I want to do is upset anyone. I will be posting some old NSFW content, but all of that will be paywalled, so no one can accidentally stumble on that so if your boss sees it before you can ask me to take it down you can ask him why he’s on my pay site. 

We are currently building a private archive of the old site so that I can go back and see what I wrote at the time so I might not start uploading Vintage DBB posts until that is ready to go, but in the meantime go follow VintageDBB on Instagram. See you guys back here soon…