When I was in LA in the spring I was hanging out at my friend Kirill’s place when I met a topless woman named Chloe Metcalfe. She had a pretty rad dog I was playing with and a few months later when she was in NYC she hit me up to take photos of her and her friend Faith Irving.

Faith hit me up and told me to meet her at Urban Outfitters because she wanted to shoot some nudes in public before we met up with Chloe to shoot at the hotel. I was down but apparently the Urban Outfitters on 14th and 6th no longer exists so I went to the wrong place. By the time I met her and she finished shopping it was raining and we said fuck it and just went back to the hotel. Because of the rain it was too dark to shoot with just the daylight but we made it work with a mix of the hotel light and outside. 

While Chloe got ready Faith and I took some photos in the room and then Chloe jumped in for some shots and then I shot Chloe and then eventually we went outside for a bit and I took some topless photos of them ordering and eating hot dogs from a street cart. None of those photos are in this gallery, but there is a video of it on my OnlyFans I think. Honestly I don’t remember which videos I posted there already, but if it’s not already up I will post it right after I finish this so it will exist. Either way there will be some video from this shoot up there today. And while I am promoting pay sites, Girls of DBB had these pictures up yesterday and in high resolution. 

So anyway, the next day I went back because we were gonna shoot on the subway but some drama happened and Faith couldn’t shoot but I took some photos of Chloe in the hotel room with the good light. Those photos will be posted here eventually but for now you just get the first two shoots and it’s over 50 photos so don’t give me a hard time.   Okay that’s it. Go look at some n00dz.

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Faith Irving and Chloe Metcalfe. 

For some reason I always update this site right before I leave town. I think it’s because I realize I haven’t updated in a while and then I realize I am leaving town and won’t get to update when I am gone and panic and need to get something up. I have been updating this site regularly for 20 years and my OCD won’t let me go too long without hitting you guys with some content.

So before I head to Miami for a few days (I got a grant to make portraits of people in the NFT community) I want to gift you guys some photos of Brynn Michaels. I found Brynn via Charlotte Sartre’s Instagram and noticed she lived in NYC. We talked about shooting but before it happened she moved to Austin… but then months later she actually moved back. 

We shot a bunch of photos in some hotel I don’t actually remember the name of with pretty awful light so we turned off all the lights and just used the window light which is always fun. It makes for a nice soft box (I mean I think soft boxes were designed to mimic windows) but with her white skin and black hair/ clothing it made for some cool harsh light as well. 

I shot these photos right before the Gathering of the Juggalos which I think is where I hurt my back. It didn’t get really bad for a few days later but I am pretty sure the Gathering did most of the damage. Aside from photographing my girlfriend, I haven’t actually shot any NSFW shoots since. Maybe I can shoot something in Miami while I am there because I need to get you more content. 

Speaking of content, these photos have been on Girls of DBB all day. I usually put them up there a day or two in advance but sort of up against it with this Miami trip. There are a handful of extra NSFW photos up there exclusive to that site. There’s also some videos from this shoot on my OnlyFans up and there will probably be another one up there tomorrow too. Sign up for both sites because they are very cheap and it helps me out a lot. 

Now let’s look at some photos…

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Brynn Michaels! 

Back in January I was losing my mind a little bit. With Covid numbers up again in NYC I wasn’t really going out and it was cold anyway. I didn’t get to see my family for Christmas, I was dealing with some other stuff and was just kinda generally miserable. I don’t think I really realized it until a friend came over for a little bit. I realized I was awkward as hell because I wasn’t really taking to people outside of the clerk at the grocery store, I realized my apartment was a mess because no was coming over, and I was just becoming a weird shut in. That’s when I started using dating apps again. I met a girl on there named Shannon and we talked a bunch before we finally hung out, but the very first date I went on was someone I eventually fell in love with. 

Shannon is amazing and in the less than a year I’ve known her we have gone on a ton of little adventures. She somehow has a car in New York City, and we get to escape all the time for short road trips to Long Island, upstate or to New Jersey. We both love a weird roadside attraction, a greasy diner or a gross motel with a giant heart shaped hot tub. We are out here living the American dream. Recently I hurt my back and right around the same time she hurt her knee so we’ve been kinda gimpy but that hasn’t stopped us from having some good, weird, times. In fact, we are in New Orleans doing weird shit right now for her birthday. In fact it is her birthday today which is why I saved these photos for today!

When we first met one of the first things she told me was that she hates having her photo taken, and sometimes when I point my camera at her you can really tell. But one of the other first things she told me, was that she loved my photos and how comfortable the models seemed to be in them. That meant so much to me because that’s exactly what I see as my primary strength as a photographer. I love taking her photo and I love going on fun adventures with her and luckily those things match up very well. She’s never wanted to model, but she’s always down to get naked anyway. In fact, since I have been injured, she’s been the only person I’ve really been photographing and we have started a weekly “Shannon Saturday” post over on my OnlyFans. I still haven’t done a proper post of her photos… until now!

This photo gallery contains a mix of photos from two different New Jersey motel adventures. The first one is from the Gallery Holiday Motel in New Jersey. We got this weird purple room with mirrors everywhere and a land line and it was amazing. This was the first real shoot we ever did and then we ordered both pizza and Dairy Queen and it was incredible. The second hotel was more recent, and it was the Lagoon room at the Feather Nest Inn in South Jersey. It was incredible with a Hawaiian theme and L??au music that played when you flicked a light switch. Both had epic bathtubs and of course we broke out the bubble bath. 

I love the Feather Nest so much, but I think the Gallery Holiday Motel photos might be better just because we were both injured. It was hard for Shannon to pose with a knee she could barely bend and I gave up shooting very quickly because my back was killing me. I also didn’t bring a flash because honestly taking photos wasn’t my first thought, we just wanted to go on a fun adventure after being injured for weeks and not leaving the city much less our beds. Shannon also doesn’t love taking photos which means so much to me that she will do it anyway because she loves helping me make cool stuff. It’s amazing that she’s willing to devote some of her vacation time to giving you guys content. Truly heroic.

I won’t gross you out too much about how much I am obsessed with her and how happy I am to have her in my life, but just know it’s the case and so glad I can spend today celebrating her birthday and eating a bunch of New Orleans food. I will however mention that if you wanna see more Shannon, there are a bunch of extra, high res photos from this shoot on Girls of DBB. And you can check out Shannon Saturday every week on my OnlyFans. Plus a bonus video is going up there right after I hit send on this post.

Now click here to check out Shannon in her birthday suit on her birthday!

I shot Chloe Cherry a few years ago and I really loved taking her photo but then the whole end of the world happened and I didn’t go to LA for a while. When I went back in June I hit her up to see if she wanted to shoot, and she said she would be down but she got a really terrible sunburn. She was free because she couldn’t work with it. To me that sounded like an even better reason to shoot. We had to document this, and so we did!

The hotel room I was staying in was actually pretty cute, but the light was garbage with the curtains closed. It was a motel and you could easily see in the room so we couldn’t open them so we had to make due with some ugly light. But she has really cool eyeballs and looks good naked so it honestly doesn’t matter. We also took a few pictures outside which are okay but she was really back lit so the best ones of those were the 35mm shots I took because I used a flash to get both her and the background exposed properly. I honestly love this picture. 

The whole time we were shooting outside the hotel (it was a whole minute and 15 seconds) I was filming the shoot, so there’s a great video if you want to check it out on my OnlyFans. There’s also several other videos from that day and it turns out I still have one other video I never posted so that will be up eventually. I sometimes forget what I have already posted.

And speaking of pay sites, all these photos have been up on Girls of DBB in high resolution for a minute now, and there are a bunch of bonus shots of her sunburn and some other more graphic stuff I don’t post on this site. I keep my pay sites real cheap so you guys can lurk my content, so go support me because subscriptions have been down on both sites the last few months. I know it’s my own fault because I am not shooting new content, but I hurt my back and haven’t been able to work. I have been able to sell NFTs though, so if you want an NFT from me, now would be a good time. I would try and sell you books or zines but honestly it sucks walking to the post office.

Anyway, that’s all I got for now. Enjoy these photos!

Click here to see a bunch of NSFW content of the amazing (and sunburned) Chloe Cherry! 

We are gonna make this a quick one because I have physical therapy in an hour. Not sure if I mentioned it last post but I hurt my back really badly over a month ago and I haven’t been able to do much of anything since. Everytime I do go anywhere I have to take an Uber so it’s also been real expensive. It’s sort of a nightmare but I started physical therapy this week and I got some more tests coming up and it will hopefully get better soon. I haven’t really been able to take any photos either but I think I am just gonna try and get some models over to my place and shoot some stuff on a white wall in my guest room/merch storage/office/gym/VR room. I just need to be productive other than making juggalo NFTs.

Okay, moving on. Let me introduce you to Leigh Mercury… well, you have actually met her before, she just went by Kel. This is the 3rd time I have photographed her yesterday but the first time was at like 3 am with our mutual friend and we just shot a bunch of crazy 35mm snapshots and polaroids. I love a shoot like that. Last time we shot some stuff while she was in NYC, but she has since moved to LA and we did another vaguely late shoot and I had to get back to my brother’s place before his girlfriend went to sleep so we sort of had to cut it short and didn’t take a ton of photos, but we did see a opossum outside that didn’t seem scared of us at all and was honestly adorable. 

I honestly think part of the reason this shoot is so short is Leigh has become a friend over the last few years and I think I just forgot to take a nudes of her at the end. There are a bunch of shots of her in her fancy underwear and black socks (don’t blame me, it was her idea) but then there are only a handful of nudes at the end. I didn’t even really have anything to post exclusively on Girls of DBB so I just stole three photos of her butt from you guys and put it on the pay site. The pics are all in high res over there at least. That’s gotta be worth something right? There’s also some video of her on my OnlyFans including one that I am gonna upload as soon as I finish this post, which is right now.

Click here to see all the NSFW  photos of Leigh Mercury!

When I was in Ohio at the NFL Draft I was looking for someone to take photos of and Linzee Ryder hit me up. She lives in midwest and wasn’t too far away and was down to come shoot with me but the timing just didn’t work out. Fortunately she was in NYC a month later and we got to do a photo shoot in her hotel room. 

It was night time and the living room really only had one one lamp so we used the TV to light the shoot which is why some of the shots look completely different from others lighting wise. It’s not the first time I have shot using TV light and probably won’t be the last. I own two sets of studio lights and I still never bring them to shoots because I have no patience and I just like to hang out and take photos, not worry about setting stuff up and all that. My work probably suffers from it, but I think I benefit from it a lot too. It’s much quicker and more relaxed to shoot like that and I think you get good stuff from that vibe. 

Case in point, it was very chill shooting Linzee and I think we got to watch some Storage Wars in the process. I also shot some pretty funny stuff of her in her suitcase that isn’t part of this set because I only shot it on film, but there are some videos of it coming to my OnlyFans at some point. And speaking of OnlyFans, there are a several videos of her on there already, plus today I sent out a $5 paid message that features a longer video of her in the shower. 99.9% of my OnlyFans is included in the $4.99 a month I charge, but occasionally I have something that deserves an extra $5. And while we are out here plugging stuff, don’t forget about Girls of DBB, my photo site, that features high res shots of all the NSFW Driven By Boredom photos, just in twice the resolution and with a bunch of bonus content. Okay, enough shilling. 

Click here to see all the photos of Linzee Ryder!

I have known Aiden Ashley for years and this is either the third or fourth time we have taken photos depending if you count photos of her getting into a trashcan on the roof of the Hard Rock a photoshoot. Our first shoot was at her apartment years ago and then right before the world ended we did a big two part shoot in some former military base and then on the beach, both with Leda Bear. She’s always great to hang out with and even better to take photos of. I am sure I will take many more photos of her in the future. 

With this shoot we once again returned to her place, although a different place, and she has moved again since I believe. So maybe next time we can shoot at a third home of hers. I don’t even know why I am talking about this, but look, there is a crossbow involved. Also some Shake Shack, and some beer, and some puppies. It’s a well rounded photo shoot. 

There are also a bunch of more explicit shots on Girls of Driven By Boredom if you are interested in that kind of thing, plus a bunch of short videos of her from over the years on my OnlyFans including a new longer, real sexy video of her with a crossbow that I am posting as soon as I finish writing this post. 

Speaking of, I am going to make this a short one because I have a colonoscopy tomorrow which is super fun and I have to “prep my bowels” today which means I need to finish this post before I spend the rest of the day on the toilet. Too much info? Sorry, you are just going to have to deal with the results of me getting older and older by the moment. Did I mention I have a hurt back too? Okay, moving on. 

Click here to see a bunch of NSFW photos of Aiden Ashley!

Aiden Ashely

Whoop whoop! We are on to the second day and the third update of the 2021 Gathering of the Juggalos photos. Day two features another 200 insane juggalo images with the opportunity to lurk another 100 for a small fee. Sorry I am doing you like that but these are the times we are in. More on that in a minute, but now we gotta break day two down for you.

I spent the most time at the Gathering on Day 2. I got there early because Chris Hansen, yes that one, from To Catch A Predator, was going to be speaking. I saw him when I got there and asked if I could take his photo and then literally as I lifted my camera up they called his name. I took one bad photo of him but it ended up in Rolling Stone so what are you gonna do? I didn’t listen to a ton of the seminar because it honestly made me uncomfortable to watch 100 people listen to a talk about child sexual assault but he made it very clear he was down with the clown and considered himself a juggalo so that happened. He also hosted the main stage later that night. 

After his seminar the same tent hosted the Faygo wet t-shirt contest and I figured I had to cover that for you guys. Plus my friend Contessa aka Cunt Mafia was in it. She came with me to the Gathering in 2018 and decided she was a juggalo and has come back every year since and it’s amazing. She’s a musician and I got her in Rolling Stone too which was awesome. Anyway, Clownvis was hosting the wet t-shirt contest which made for even better photos, but it was in a horrible red tent which makes it a HUGE pain in the ass to color correct so instead of doing that I did what all bad photographers do and just made them all black and white. I also decided to only include a small selection of photos from the contest at the end of this gallery. The rest, including some VERY NSFW ones, will be only available on Girls of DBB. It’s over 100 photos in high res so it seems worth whatever it costs to join my site. There’s also a video from it on my OnlyFans.

Okay, after that there were bands. I apparently missed the first one and then Whitney Peyton was up next. She got really emotional about performing live for the first time since Covid and then she climbed the crowd to perform in the sky basically. I couldn’t help but dig her after that. Up next were a band called Knockout Kings who were filling in for a band who got Covid. They started with just three members on stage but then added three more as their first song went on and the stage got so crowded that they crashed into each other and knocked one of the guitar players over. After that was RA The Rugged Man whose music I legitimately like and he brought a bunch of juggalos on stage with him which was pretty fun. And after that was King 810 who I was not a fan of musically but they put on a good performance and as I have mentioned before that’s the important thing. Lastly was Ouija Macc who after ICP is the biggest artist on Psychopathic Records. I didn’t shoot great photos of him because the stage lighting wasn’t great but I linked up with him the next day and shot some portraits of him so those will be here tomorrow (or maybe Friday).

After Ouija we went back to the hotel again because I am pretty sure I had sun poisoning or something and we were fucking exhausted. And I think that’s all I got, except to tell you to buy my juggalo NFTs and to go look at some photos! 

Click here to see all my photos from Friday at the 2021 Gathering of the Juggalos in Thornville, OH!

I just got back from Thornville, OH where I was shooting the Gathering of the Juggalos for The Daily Beast, Rolling Stone and Brooklyn Vegan… and of course this site. It was my 11th Gathering and I took it a little bit easy this year because I had my girlfriend with me and I still managed to shoot over 4000 pictures. I have so much stuff for you guys to check out but we are gonna start things off with the hits.

This update is just a gallery of my favorite juggalo portraits and that’s it. There will be so many more to come but I just wanted to get some stuff up today, link my incredible clients and announce the second drop of my Juggalo NFT series. Oh surprise, more NFTs. This juggalo series is going to be an ongoing series with each drop having a different theme and Series 2’s theme is juggalo portraits just like this update. In fact every NFT in Series two just so happens to be in this gallery. Oh, and did I mention these NFTs are very slightly cheaper? I wanted the first drop to be a little more expensive but for the time being they are going to be listed at .2ETH.

Anyway, I got so much juggalo madness coming for you guys this week so just hold on and I will be right back. Now go click some links below and check out all the photos that exist in the world already.

Juggalo NFTs

Daily Beast: The Gathering of the Juggalos Sees Steve-O, Chris Hansen, and a Horde of Crazy Clowns Take Over Ohio

Rolling Stone: Gathering Again

Brooklyn Vegan: The Gathering of the Juggalos 2021 in (NSFW) Pictures

Now click here to see all my favorite portraits from the 2021 Gathering of the Juggalos in Thornville, OH.