Hey look! It’s an Avirl Lavigne nip slip! Totally exciting I am sure!

The kids love the nipples, but when are we going to see Avril Lavigne naked?

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More Lily Allen Nip Slips Here.

Even More Lily Allen Oops Pictures!

Oops! It has been a while since I have posted any celebrity nudity on here, but like I really think Amy Smart is hot and I am going to probably have light posting over the next 3-4 days because I am going out of town, so I might as well give you on more post featuring Amy Smart’s nipples.  Anyway, click the photo to see the uncensored image, or click here to see other picutres.

Egotastic posted some photos of Claire Danes nipples today.  I had a big crush on her back in the day.  I don’t think I care about her anymore, but like, its good to see her nipple for some reasons.  It makes me feel like x-mas!  Click the picture to get rid of the star.

It is not every day you meet a girl this hot who is willing to get naked for no reason. I met Brooklyn at the Backseat Film Festival last weekend in Philly. Somehow someone convinced her to do Strip For Pain when my girl Nicole couldn’t get off work in time. After the insane event, she and I tried to find a place to shoot but people kept coming in. I was looking for the keys to a storage room when we ducked into the back office and shot her on a huge stack of PBR cases. Unfortunately it was pitch black in the office and it made it impossible for either of us to see what we were doing. Plus we had been looking for a good location for like 15 minutes, people kept coming in the office and her boyfriend seems moderately upset with the whole thing… Not because he minded her doing a naked photo shoot I think, but because we were taking too long and he wanted to smoke. Then again, that’s pure speculation, but I either way I find it hard to shoot when people are watching and I rushed it. Fortunately for all of us, she wants to come to NYC when I get back and do a real shoot to make up for this shitty one. Also fortunate, for you guys at least, was that she got sick and couldn’t come up BEFORE I went to Texas so you get to see the mediocre pictures now, and then the good ones later. I was going to scrap this set all together, but Brooklynn is so ridiculously hot that I needed to at least tease you guys with these while I am in Texas. Truthfully I really just want her to move in with me and bare my children, but I think I am okay settling for some better photos.

So check out all of her NSFW photos here… Next update I should be in Austin getting excited for SXSW. Follow me on Twitter, cause I don’t know how much I will be able to blog while I am there.

Okay.  Back in business.  Play time is over.  I was super productive today and tomorrow I will be too.  I have 5 updates starting now to go up and that are basically ready to go up.  I have all these photos tonight, then two sets from New Years tomorrow, followed by photos from Trash to go up Sunday and then some other stuff in betwixt.  Today I got a lot of shit done, but you just don’t know it yet.  New Years was exhausting, I spent New Years Day in bed, but today was productive and tomorrow will be and then Sunday is the playoffs and I will either be too busy celebrating or too busy crying to deal with reality so don’t expect much Sunday.  But between Monday and Thursday I need to get a lot of shit done to prepare for my west coast trip.  And then once I get back from Vegas/LA I have two weeks to do nothing but work on this site before I really need to start looking for a job.  Let’s start cooking.

Okay, on to Tuesdays photos.

Tuesday was a long night.  I went to see Frost/Nixon and then I went to see some stand up comedy.  My friend and favorite comic Pete Holmes was headlining Seth Herzog’s show Sweet and since I don’t have a job anymore I needed to hit that up.   Also at the show was the Mac guy, Justin Long who I had a long conversation with at Sweet about two years ago.  I had just moved to NYC and was working as a bus boy and was not taking photos or doing anything and he and I had a long conversation about life and our brothers and what the hell I was going to do with my life.  Little did I know that he was making Die Hard 4 at the time.  Anyway, I said hi to him, and I am not sure that he actually remembered our conversation but he was unreasonably nice about it and certainly pretended to remember if nothing else.  The guy just sat there for an hour after the show talking to every single person who came up to them like they were his close friend.  It is people like that you are happy to see succeed.  So go see his new film He’s Just Not That Into You.  It doesn’t really look like something that I would really want to see, but it has Eric from Entourage, and the blonde girl from Ghost World, and the chick from Office Space and that dude from Chasing Amy and that little girl from ET.

After comedy I went to Happy Endings.  It was insanely packed and a lot of fun.  My flash was giving me some troubles and at first was underexposing everything, and then it was not working with my auto focus, so for pretty much the first time ever I took it off my camera and held it in my hand.  I hate doing this because I like having two hands free, but it got some pretty cool results.  I was triggering it with the on camera flash and that led to some pretty awful photos and some pretty cool ones.  You are just going to have to check that out for your self.  I will post some of the more interesting ones below.

Around 3 or so this girl I hung out with on Monday came into town for her birthday and I met up with her at some bar in Times Square.  I am not sure why they were afraid to leave Port Authority but I met them at this really empty dive bar on 9th and 42nd.  That was super weird.  She was hanging out with the lead singer of Reel Big Fish.  I sort of was amazed by this, because I had not heard a song from them in 11 years, but I am pretty sure I just sounded like a dick when I was talking to him about it, but I did take a really nice picture of him and his girlfriend so maybe he will forgive me.  Anyway, it was a super weird night and took me like an hour to get home from Times Square at 430 in the morning, but what can you do.

There are a lot of photos below because there are three different places here, and I was experimenting with my flash so I want to show  you some of that stuff.   There is a little bit of nip slip stuff going on here thanks to the 50 photos of Alex Magnetic I took so be careful at work.  And lastly, I interviewed another intern.  You will be hearing more about him soon, his name is Michael and here is a picture of him.

Check out all the photos from all of my adventures Tuesday here.

Are you fucking kidding me? I don’t even think I should post this. Brittney Spears is just gross. This has happened like ten times. Just put on some fucking underwear. I think I prefer celebrity nip slips over this mess. You can almost see the tampon string hanging out. Okay, maybe not, but vomit. If I didn’t feel I owed it to you to post every bit of celebrity nudity I could find I wouldn’t even consider posting this. Anyway, click the photo for NSFW image and click here for more.

I met this girl at Jake and RekLES party every other Fridays at Revolver.  She was wearing the shortest shorts I had ever seen and I really wanted to take pictures of her but I didn’t really feel like taking photos there and I was very busy that night and I had to leave.  Then I saw her again working the door at Jake’s Thursday night party, Bang Bang At The Disco.  As soon as she saw my camera she just started posing.  We went in the back and took a bunch of photos and then I ran over to Unstoppable Perfect at Happy Endings for an hour.  When I came back we had to take some more photos where she was topless covered in records.  I think they were pretty hot.  I have never met anyone who was so into getting her picture taken.  That is pretty appealing to a photographer.  These were meant to be PG-13, but there are a couple nip slips so I have to say it is slightly NSFW, but all very tame and classy.  Meet Rebecca.

Ah… The Sunday Show… What wholesome entertainment. My friend Kiki does this cabaret show every month at the slipper room. It is on the last Sunday of every month at 10:30 and it only costs $5. Instead of doing the normal thing where I just talk about the event and post pics, I going to do a quick rundown of the night with pictures and captions. Because of this, everything in this post after the first picture of Kiki dressed as Sarah Palin is going to be after the jump. You really want to check this out, a woman pulled an egg roll out of her vagina, but if you must click here to skip the write up and just get to the NSFW pics. The rest after this…

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