Never Ending Naked Juggalettes

After writing 1200 words about fucking wrestling I think life calls for me to make this post a lot god damn shorter. This is everyone’s favorite post of the year for some reason and it’s my second to last Gathering of the Juggalos post. I am on a bus to DC where I am getting picked up tomorrow to go on a mini vacation so let’s just enjoy some weird juggalette nudes and let’s all move on with our lives okay?

So the last few years there’s been less nudity than normal at the Gathering. The Wolfpac girls seem to wear clothes now and even the Busey Beauties were fairly well dressed. Luckily juggalettes give no fucks about clothing or standards of beauty and there were plenty of horrifyingly wonderful boobs to go around.

I also should mention that while most of the Busey Beauties were quite clothed, Mike Busey brought out a woman aptly named Jenny Jizz who was just blowing dudes all weekend. At some point if you bought a Busey Beauties t-shirt you got a free blow job. Like, I am all for promiscuity but blowing 50 juggalos without using condoms seems dangerous for humanity. People keep asking me about those photos but I am not gonna post shit like that on my site… Fortunately for you scumbags I did post them on Girls of Driven By Boredom because I like money. So go fucking sign up now if you haven’t.

Okay, this post is way too long already. Let’s look at some photos. Btw, normally I photoshop the Insane Clown Posse’s faces over the images I post below but I found a few mildly safe for work images in the edit so I don’t have to deal with that shit on a bus.

And one more thing… If you want to see past naked juggalette posts just click here.

Now click here to see the newest gallery of naked juggalette photos from the 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos.

Naked Juggalettes

Charlie Classic & Busey Beauties

Naked Juggalettes

 

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Riley Reid Naked In Public

When Veruca James introduced me to Riley Reid years ago the first thing Riley did was grab my junk through my jeans like she was shaking my hand. That’s when I knew Riley would be a star. Last January she won the AVN Award for Female Performer Of The Year so clearly I was right. I have been trying to take photos of Riley since that moment I met her and finally it happened last time I was in LA and boy am I glad it did.

Given my average photo shoot time of about 20 minutes it was pretty amazing to get to shoot Riley all afternoon. I went over to her place and she wasn’t ready so I got to take photos of her getting ready. I kinda love that “real life” stuff. Once she had her shit together the real photo shoot started. We drove around her neighborhood until we found this really creepy underground walkway to shoot in. I walked in there with just my point and shoot 35mm camera because I figured I would need a flash, but once I took a couple shots with my iPhone I realized the light was actually pretty awesome. I ran back to my car to get my camera and we did a whole shoot in there and gave the homeless dudes on the block a pretty good show.

From there Riley took me to this bridge that stretched across the highway. We started shooting on the bridge but before she even got naked people started honking and slowing down. It was insane how much traffic we caused, but fortunately no accidents. We kept having to leave the bridge so traffic could get back to normal and then we would go back and a traffic jam would start up again. (Side note, how many different tenses have I used in this paragraph alone? Holy shit, I need an editor.) After that we went back to Riley’s place and I shot her in the huge trunk of my rental car where I shot one of my all time favorite Instagram photos (and thanks to Riley, one of my most popular). Even my mom liked it.

The whole shoot was a ton of fun and I took a million photos. Riley’s boyfriend even gave me a really good dinner recommendation so yeah awesome day. Riley is now one of my favorite people to photograph and I hope I get to do it again sooner or later.

Since I took so many photos I decided to split them up in to two posts. This first one features all the public nudity stuff and then next gallery will feature the stuff shot at her place and the shots in my trunk. I also shot a ton of 35mm photos which will show up from time to time on my Tumblr. Riley also posted some of the 35mm stuff on her blog so check that out. And I should mention that while there’s only one bonus photo from this shoot on Girls of Driven By Boredom, this set has already been up on there for almost a week in high resolution and there’s a bunch of bonus shots in the next set. So maybe sign up? Just saying.

Now click here to see all the NSFW photos of Riley Reid naked in public!

Riley Reid

Riley Reid

Riley Reid

Riley Reid

Riley Reid

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2016 Exxxotica Chicago

The day before the Exxxotica Chicago adult convention I had no plans on going. I had just returned from my road trip and was just starting to get my life back together (I still haven’t done my taxes) when suddenly I had a trip planned. I was supposed to shoot Charlotte Sartre on my west coast road trip but it didn’t happen so we were making plans for when she came to NYC next. A few minutes later we were talking about Chicago and her extra hotel bed and I realized I could get a super cheap miles ticket and after a quick email to Exxxotica’s press people I was on my way to Chicago.

The weekend was kinda insane and I maybe lost my mind a little bit after not sleeping at all for no reason (pretty sure you guys are familiar with my complete inability to sleep). I spent the better part of Monday sleeping and then slept 12 hours on Tuesday and suddenly I am functional again and realized the trip was a lot of fun if not exactly productive.

I did some pretty nice hotel room shoots with Charlotte and a babe I met on the last day named Jezabel Visser. Basically those shoots were the very first and very last thing I did in Chicago with a little bit of actual Exxxotica coverage in between. The rest of the time was spent moving from hotel room to hotel room in search of the next adventure. I shot three or four rolls of film and filmed a bunch of Snapchats (add me bro!) but my digital camera stayed in my bag most of the time. Should be some weird stuff of Stoya and Sydney Leathers and a few other people when I get my film developed though…

Anyway, the Exxxotica convention itself was pretty chill. I mostly was shooting on Friday night because I knew that would be the least crowded day. I got to shoot a bunch of girls at their booths and then I shoot some of the Chicago Anime Expo crossover (that would have been fun to have shot had I known before hand) and then I called it a day. So the gallery is pretty small but I feel like there is some okay stuff is in here anyway.

Click here to see my (mildly NSFW) photos from 2016 Exxxotica Chicago at the Donald E. Stephens convention center.

Tanya Tate

Adriana Chechik

Exxxotica Chicago

Stoya In My "Public" Zine

Selena Santana

Exxxotica Chicago

Charlotte Sartre

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Samantha Rone

After two weeks a way and a few days of recovery I am fully back in action and I bring you Samantha Rone. She is adorable and you like photos of babes. So this is important for everyone.

Samantha was the first person I shot on my road trip. I actually went straight to her place from the airport. I was on no sleep and barely functional but I think we took a couple of okay photos anyway. I figured I would get something up right away because a lot of the stuff that I shot on this trip was for my friends over at Wood Rocket and it might be awhile before I can post them on this site.

I don’t really have much else to say because I am only on my second cup of coffee and I have to go pick up the 25+ rolls of film I shot from this trip. Honestly I am pretty psyched about that.

Oh, and there are some extra shots of Samantha on Girls of Driven By Boredom because of course there are.

Now click here to see a bunch of NSFW photos of Samantha Rone.

Samantha Rone

Samantha Rone

Samantha Rone

Samantha Rone

Samantha Rone

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Sammy In 35mm

Sometimes I get hit up on Instagram DM by some insanely hot babe who has never really done any modeling before and I get to take a ton of naked photos of her and then show them to you. It’s the best right?

Meet Sammy. If you were to imagine the sexual ideal of your average red blooded American man you would get Sammy. She is a cartoon of girl next door babelyness. She is not even my type and I would crawl over three brunette porn babes with next tattoos to get to her. God damn.

The first time I shot Sammy was a while ago and somehow I totally forgot about the photos (this keeps happening) and never published them. But the other day I needed to kill a few rolls of film so Sammy came over and we walked from Brooklyn to Manhattan over the Williamsburg bridge and shot 35mm photos along the way. We also shot a few photos in my apartment and a few in the bathroom at Sidewalk Cafe because it’s a block away from where I get my photos developed and I had about 6 shots left.

So I ended up shooting about 4 rolls of Sammy and I decided to post an all 35mm set of her because thats fun. All this public nudity is also fun. And guess what? I still have this full digital set of her to get up one of these days. Even more fun. Fucking rejoice.

And as always these photos are available in high resolution on Girls of DBB.

Lastly I should mention this is my full real post before I go out of town for two weeks. Headed to LA, SF, Portland and Seattle. Should be a blast. But more on that tomorrow…

Now click here to see all these 35mm public nude photos of Sammy!

Sammy

Sammy

Sammy

 

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Carter Cruise Is Back

Let’s talk about Carter Cruise. She is one of my favorite people and is real cute and really fun to shoot. She bought us NSFW tattoos for my birthday last year, we went to a wedding together and I only rarely make fun of her for being an EDM DJ. That’s the sign of a true friend.

Carter and I shot these photos about a year ago and I found them at the same time I found those photos of Jade Nile that I just posted. I also found a set of Ava Dalush that I posted exclusively to Girls of Driven By Boredom to make up for not updating it for a couple weeks.

These photos are real fun cause Carter is real fun and she has this pretty rad Girl Power shirt on which is real up my alley. I haven’t really had enough coffee to lecture you guys on sex positive feminism but let’s just say I want to live in a world where a woman can be sexual, take naked photos and still be taken seriously as a human.

Speaking of sexual, there’s a few extra sexual photos of Carter on Girls of DBB so aside from the exclusive Ava Dalush set now you have another reason to sign up.

Now click here to see the rest of the photos of the amazing Carter Cruise! 

Carter Cruise

Carter Cruise

Carter Cruise

Carter Cruise

Carter Cruise

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Jade Nile

I haven’t developed any film recently so I was looking back at some old photos to find some 35mm stuff to post on Tumblr. I ended up posting this photo of Jade Nile that I shot around this time last year. Suddenly I realized I hadn’t posted her actual set yet so I went back and I found several unpublished sets from my June LA trip last year. Since I am about to head back to LA for that same exact yearly trip I figured I better get some of those photos up starting with Jade Nile herself!

So a year ago I am in LA and looking for places to shoot. My friend Juanito Blanco has this amazing loft that I have partied at before and he told me I could shoot there and I could shoot his roommate Jade Nile. After a quick google search I was totally down and ran over there as fast as I could.

We shot in their Eden-like back yard and it was great. Jade makes really dumb faces which I love and the rest of the time she is just a babe so I was psyched about all of it. I kinda think she hates me a little though because she is one of those Burning Man types and does all sorts of insane stuff involving spinning fire around and I was totally giving her and her other roommate Michael Vegas shit for it.

But then they got back at me because for some reason I decided to smoke their weed and it was the first time I had smoked anything in many years and I got super high and they all made fun of me which was completely fair. But then everyone went to sleep and I had to make my way back to my hotel and I was so high I drove to the wrong hotel and was so fucking confused because I couldn’t tell if I was in the wrong place or if I was just too high to realize that I was in the right place.

Eventually I made it back and everything was great and they probably don’t hate me that much even though I think it’s funny to be a judgmental asshole and they are all wonderful people.

Click here to see all the photos of Jade Nile in her majestic back yard!

Ps. I was having trouble uploading new photos to Girls of Driven By Boredom for some reason but it’s working again. So not only are there a bunch of bonus explicit shots of Jade Nile up there but also the photos of Roxy and will be posting another exclusive set this weekend to make up for the lack of updates. Sign up now!

Jade Nile

Jade Nile

Jade Nile

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Roxy

A while ago I was in LA for a few days and I had scheduled several photo shoots and since it’s LA people flaked. Sitting in my hotel room kinda bored I decided to check out LA Tinder when I ran into my old friend Roxy. I always swipe right on my friends and we matched. I hit her up and met up with her and my buddy Devin who was her roommate in college or something crazy like that. Good times.

We made plans to take some photos for old times the next day. I probably last took Roxy’s photo in 2007 or something like that so it was cool to get to shoot again and this time we shot in her apartment and not in a nightclub bathroom at 2am.

Roxy has a cool looking face with all these freckles and stuff, but she’s also an absurd person so I really dig the photos of her laughing and making dumb faces and hopefully you will like those photos too. Actually, I don’t really care. I like them, so you can fuck right off.

Other stuff to mention… Roxy has a cat and there are some good photos with her cat. I am allergic to cats so I kinda hate them but I know other people like cats so look at the cat photos if you are one of those people. I found out Roxy babysits my friend Coops kid which is kinda great. And lastly these photos will also be up on Girls of DBB with a few extra photos if I can ever get them to upload. My internet is screwy for some reason.

Now stop reading this and go look at a bunch of naked photos of Roxy.

Roxy

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Romance & Phoebe Phelpz

I have known Romance ever since she was a Gods Girl. We had talked about shooting in Vegas when she lived there years ago but it never worked out. But then I ran into her in Vegas with Angel Beau and didn’t even realize it was her until after the fact. Then she got on Burning Angel and started doing actual adult movies and stuff and I wanted to shoot her even more but by the time we had a chance to shoot she had moved from Vegas and even though she was in town for the AVN Awards she was always super busy. Fortunately this AVN it finally all worked out.

I always stay in Vegas an extra day during the AVN Weekend. Hotels are super cheap on Sunday’s and I can just try and relax after an exhausting weekend. I have to get all my photos to clients by Monday so I spend all day editing photos in a hotel bed eating room service and watching playoff football. Plus I can usually manage to get in a shoot with someone who was too busy during the weekend but was staying an extra day too.

This year that person was Romance.

She showed up to my hotel room a bit too late for good lighting but I was just happy to have her. I threw a flash on my camera and started shooting. She had brought her friend with her who was doing her make up but her friend was this hot goth babe named Phoebe Phelpz and she was down to get in some photos too. I started shooting Romance and then threw Phoebe in there and did this little mini shoot to start.

At some point during the shoot I got super lazy and just got back on the bed and shot them from there while I watched football. I essentially got a lap dance from two babes while watching football and technically I was working. It was not the worst way to spend an evening.

Also, given that I was on the bed there are a bunch of shots of me shooting up at them which was pretty fun but also makes for some fairly graphic photos that I wouldn’t want to post on such a prude website as this. Fortunately for you there are a bunch of those explicit shots up on Girls of Driven By Boredom.

Anyway this is my last set from my 2016 AVN trip which is funny because I think I still haven’t posted stuff from 2015. I kinda suck at posting stuff sometimes. Mostly I just forget. This got a little long so let’s get to the damn pictures already.

Click here to see all the NSFW photos of Romance and Phoebe Phelpz!

Romance & Phoebe Phelpz

Romance & Phoebe Phelpz

Romance & Phoebe Phelpz

 

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