I am going to get Ronald Reagan tattooed to my leg in a few minutes so I gotta make this update quickly.  You guys know the deal anyway right? I have photographed a million Strip for Pain’s and they are all fucked up and crazy and they are all sort of the same.

As a quick refresher insane person and dear friend Doug Sakmann gets on stage and brings up several Burning Angels and several really stupid dudes. He then hurts them severely and if they can survive the pain then the Burning Angel’s get naked. Unfortunately (and sort of ironically) because this time they did it at a porn convention no one could actually get naked. They could however really hurt the guys.

They whipped them with cords, they tortured their nipples and they suffocated them. When that didn’t work they kicked them in the nuts and eventually electrocuted the winner with a dog collar. It was all very brutal and there are a bunch of nice shots from it.

Joanna Angel was supposed to host the whole thing but because of the car accident she couldn’t do it. Speaking of the car accident, I will have a special update tomorrow with never before seen shots of Jessie Lee in a bid to raise even more awareness about her injury. Remember to donate and help her get over this horrible incident.

What else?  These photos are NSFW and Strip For Pain is sponsored by Hotmovies.com. And um… I think that’s it.

Click here to see all the photos from Strip For Pain at Exxxotica, NJ 2010!

I have shot Strip For Pain a dozen or more times, and if you don’t know about it by now, just check the archives.  All that needs to be said is that it is America’s most dangerous game show, that it is hosted by Doug Sakmann and Joanna Angel and that it is sponsored by Hot Movies.

During EXXXotica they did Strip For Pain a number of times, including one of the most successful ones I have seen them do on the main stage. You can’t really tell from these pictures but this guy just got brutalized.  He had to eat some sort of peanut butter and banana and fish gut sandwich while he was being electrocuted with a dog collar.  It was pretty messed up.  He won a lap dance from a lot of Burning Angels though. Anyway, you know the deal, click to see all the pictures of the EXXXotica editons of Strip For Pain.

After the premiere of Minghags at the Backseat Film Festival there was going to be a Jackass themed Strip For Pain, but it got off to a late start and most of the CKY kids were gone. Minghags co-producer/c0-director/c0-writer Joseph Frantz helped Doug Sakmann guest host. My girl Nicole (and Burning Angel) couldn’t get off work on time and they wanted to get the event started early so they pulled some girls out of the crowd to help my buddy (and Burning Angel) Azrael Arden strip and cause pain. One of them was a girl named Brooklyn who was just retardedly hot. After it was over she let me shoot some photos of her naked in the office standing on cases of PBR. Unfortunately it was rushed and I am a mediocre photographer so the photos kinda sucked. I have been trying to get her to come to NYC to shoot with me again, but it will probably have to wait until I get back from SXSW.

Anyway, this Strip For Pain was particularly brutal. Neither guy won the contest (prize being a lifetime of porn from Hotmovies.com) but they both took so much pain that they got some pretty good lap dances from three naked girls. There was a Jackass inspired pain where one of the guys got a shopping cart repeatedly slammed into his balls, they had to burn the hair off their arms, were dipped in ice cold water and of course flailed until skin was hanging off their backs. It was a good time. Hopefully some of this footage is going to end up on Jackassworld.com, cause it was pretty nuts.
Click here for the extraordinarily NSFW show…

On Saturday I headed down to Philly for only the second time in my life despite the large amount of people who I know who live there. Hotmovies.com was throwing a party for their 100,000th movie available on their site. I shot the whole party, but most of my time was devoted to America’s Most Dangerous Game Show: Strip For Pain. Strip For Pain has been covered on this site before, but for those not in the know, the basic idea is that guys get hurt, and if they survive, girls strip. In this case, the winner also got a life time supply of porn from Hot Movies. The show is hosted by my friend Doug Sakmann who seems to be a regular on this site, and Burning Angel queen bee, Joanna Angel, who is also a regular on this site. The girls involved are all Burning Angels as well and pretty much all of them have been naked on this site at one point or another.

Anyway, the guys faces many challenges. First, they had to snort two lines of Wasabe powder and put on women’s underwear and lipstick. The first two people to do this move on to the next round… oh did I mention they were being whipped the whole time? After that the remaining two guys had to deep throat a huge strap on dildo while their noses ran from the wasabi, they had to burn all their arm hair off, after they each won one event, the tie was broken by kicking them in the balls until one of them gave up. Thank god one of them eventually gave up.

After that was one of the most brutal things they have done to someone. They brought out a bowl of ice water and shoved the guys face in it for ten very slow seconds while electrocuting him. Then twenty slow seconds and then finally they did it to him for probably well over a minute. I honestly thought the guy had passed out, that might be the only reason they let him up because no one was actually counting. At that point he had won, but Joanna told him she would only get naked if she could punch him in the face… which she did, many, many times until the girls had to pull her off of him. It was fucked up and awesome and you can see all the extremely NSFW pictures here.

Update: To see the rest of the photos from that night click here.

Here is part one of Rated X.  I got so much nudity and such that I had to split it up.  Part one features Doug Sakmann’s Strip For Pain and the girls from burningangel.com. Check it.

Another Brooklyn Zombie Crawl? You know what that means… Another insane Brooklyn Zombie Crawl after party! Last year the party was held at Public Assembly and my band played and it was a ton of fun. This year our drummer was out of town, but it was still a hell of a time. A half Misfits cover band called Skeletal Life played and that was awesome and later Bikini Carwash played and they were awesome and late night a singing pirate named Voltaire played and in between the bands there was just total madness.

My friend Lunchbox hosted the Disgraceland Family Freak show and the Disgraceland Hook Squad did some terrifying flesh pulls including one where Lunchbox attached a hook through his balls and my friend Sewer Sprite attached hooks to her throat and right above her vagina and it was extremely brutal.

Two things we learned from that: 1) Yes this gallery is extremely NSFW and 2) My friends have absurd names.

Scarlett Storm and Smurfasaur Suicide from the Rigormortis Review did burlesque and got naked a lot and Smurf was involved in the Disgraceland stuff and pretty much all of it was awesome. You can see them naked in places like Bombshell Brats and Suicide Girls if you are into that sort of thing. Personally I hope to shoot them for real for this site soon, but I have been saying that for a while now…

And to end the night Doug Sakmann hosted his infamous Strip for Pain which involved Scarlett and Smurf torturing guys and getting naked. Good times.

Anyway, it was totally insane and you need to look at the damn photos already…

Click here to see all the photos from the Brooklyn Zombie Crawl After party at Public Assembly!

The Brooklyn Zombie Crawl after party at Public Assembly is always total madness so when I saw a Misfits cover band play last year and kill it I knew that my punk cover band Fucking Bullshit had to play this years. I begged king of the zombies Doug Sakmann to let us play and then I had to beg my band not to go out of town for Memorial Day. The whole thing was worth it as we played the best show of our short career. Of course I didn’t take any pictures of our set but Coach Mike did. You can see his shots here. I can proudly say we were the highlight of the evening even if we may not be ever asked back. It was a real shit show.

Before we played Andy Shaw’s awesome punk band Bikini Carwash opened up the night. They are fronted by this hot lady who sings in a bikini which is appropriate given the name and I fully support. Pretty sure I attacked her during our set.  Sorry.

After my band played things were a little questionable photographically. I hit my head badly during a stage dive and I was properly concussed. I also was pretty drunk on Sailor Jerry rum. They were a sponsor and it was my birthday and they kept pouring it in my face. I managed to shoot some of the rest of the festivities even though I was ruined and I managed to break my flash. I shot my pal Scarlett Storm get naked on stage. She is a Bombshell Brat and a member of the burlesque troupe Rigor Mortis Revue. I was too messed up to document the Smut Cave talk show or the Zombie Gilbert Gottfried but I did manage to shoot the insane Strip For Pain which as always involves naked Burning Angel girls beating the shit out of dudes. The guy who won was possible the best I have ever seen at taking the pain.  There was also a “Hot Zombie Contest” but it devolved pretty quickly into Scarlett getting naked and making out with some other girl who emailed me asking me not to post her tits on the internet so I did what I could. Either way the whole gallery is properly NSFW no matter what.  Enjoy.

Click here to see all the pics of the 2012 Brooklyn Zombie Crawl After Party.

Bonus Links: 2012 Brooklyn Zombie Crawl Pics and pics from last years Brooklyn Zombie Crawl after party.

Tomorrow is an exciting day! I am celebrating my birthday, my band is playing and zombies are taking over Brooklyn!

The Brooklyn Zombie crawl is tomorrow starting out at 6pm from Trash Bar and wondering all over Brooklyn until it ends up at Public Assembly around 9pm for an after party that you cannot miss. If you don’t know about the New York zombie crawls you just need to do a search of my website. They are insane. But the real insanity doesn’t happen until the zombies get to Public Assembly.

My band Fucking Bullshit is playing punk rock covers to a packed house of zombies for what will no doubt be our greatest show. I will be wildly drunk because I am celebrating my birthday and I will be in rare form. You cannot miss this shit. Seriously if you ever see a Fucking Bullshit show this should be the one to see.

The whole after party should be insane. It starts at 9pm and Andy Shaw’s band Bikini Carwash is opening. My band goes on at 9:45pm and then it’s just a fleet of naked zombie girls doing all manor of things after that. There is zombie burlesque and the infamous Strip for Pain.  If you want to see Burning Angels naked in real life instead of just on the internet you need to show up. There will be PBR and Sailor Jerry drink specials and I can probably hook it up with free booze if you bother me enough. The whole thing is going to be a shit show.

The after party is $15 or $12 if you come dressed as a zombie but I assure you it will be more than worth it. You got cheap drinks, punk rock covers and a lot of zombie boobs. You need this shit in your life.

Come wish me happy birthday and try not to die.

So you saw all the pictures from the Brooklyn Zombie Crawl I posted yesterday, and now you get to see the madness that was the after party at Public Assembly.  The second half of these pictures are pretty bad because I got really really drunk.  It was my birthday and at some point I had about 7 shots in 20 minutes and I pretty much lost it after that. I woke up with a ton of bruises all over my right leg, a cut ankle and several bite marks. I have no idea how any of that happened but I am going to assume at least some of it had something to do with crowd surfing during the Misfits cover band Ghouls Night Out.

The whole thing was insane with blood wrestling, zombie comedians, a NSFW zombie beauty pageant and a much more NSFW edition of Doug Sakmann’s Strip For Pain (thanks to Sammi Sprinkles) and lots of PBR. But honestly as retarded as I was it’s probably best to just check out the NYC Zombie Crawl site for more info.

Let’s just get to it. Click here for the insane Brooklyn Zombie Crawl after party pictures from Public Assembly.