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So a while ago I signed up for a Model Mayhem account after fellow photographer Marc Goldstein suggested I do so.   I put up a profile with some random photos of half naked girls and sort of left it at that.  At some point I just searched NYC for friends of mine and I added a girl who looked familiar to me. I had never met her, but I guess I had seen photos of her.  Anyway, she was a fan of this site and we talked about doing some photos.  He name is Daniele and she wants to make it very clear that it is spelled with only one L.  She came out to the Jump with me but we barely talked.  Then I didn’t hear from her for a while until she came out to the Body Work party on Friday.  She was with a guy so I was sort of surprised and unprepared when she decided right then at that moment she wanted to get naked in a bathroom.  Luckily Savalas has a great bathroom for shooting in.  Daniele is sort of amazingly beautiful and as soon as I get my new camera back from Nikon I am going to shoot her again… only this time I might actually take some time with the photos.  Anyway, she is a cool girl and we saw Death Race together the next day which is a movie I cannot possibly talk about without sounding like a pretentious asshole.  Let’s just say that it was quite entertaining and a complete travesty compared to the original Death Race 2000.  I am not sure why the hell anyone would let a video game director touch Paul Bartel’s classic.

Okay okay, I am off message here.  The message is that Daniele is insanely hot, and looks insanely good naked and the only way you are going to get that message is by clicking here to see the NSFW bathroom shots.  Pure joy.

Kill Shop Kill just opened their retail store on N. 5th and Bedford.  It is very small, but has the full line of Kill Shop Kill shirts and dresses as well as some hats and some other amazing things.  Sooner or later they will probably carry the DBB Shirts that may or may not ever exist.  After they opened the store they had a party across the street at Cyn Lounge featuring a Burning Angel Kissing booth and tons of fun.  The tables had meat all over them and Rok, Jake and Michael T destroyed the turn tables with a lot of rock and roll and some hip hop later in the night.  The photos are NSFW but surprisingly the nudity has nothing to do with any of the Burning Angel girls.  I guess you will just have to see for yourself.

Tuesday night was pretty crazy.  One of the girls I met at the porn party last week (Jada) was having her birthday in New York (she lives in Bal’mer).  I met up with her and JessieLee and Nicola (another girl I met last weekend) at Angels And Kings for Trainwreck Tuesday. When I got there there were a ton of people I had not seen in ages, so I pulled out my camera and grabbed a few shots.  One of those people I had not seen in ages was my favorite ex-porn star Kylee Kross who used to be a Burning Angel.  Nicola and JessieLee are current Burning Angels and I introduced some folks. After that we ran over to Happy Endings for the Six Six Sick/Disco Down party.  I convinced JessieLee to get naked (well she wasn’t that hard to convince) for Matt from the awesome Chicago photoblog Darkroom Demons and then we  decided to head over to Annex for Rebel Rebel.  On the way there, we ran into Dusty, another Burning Angel who had just left Annex and was heading to meet my ex-girlfriend and former Burning Angel Daphne.  It was just Burning Angel type of night.  We hung out with Daphne for a while and took pictures with strange European men and then I kid napped Dusty and we decided to walk around flashing strangers.  I would take photos as they walked up to random dudes on the street and showed them their boobs.  It was pretty hilarious for some reason and we met some awesome construction workers who let them take pictures on their motorcycle.  One of the dudes, not pictured, used to shoot rock bands in the late 70’s in NYC.  We talked photo for a while and he told me about his Leica.  I was jealous. Most of these pictures are not in this gallery because I was shooting a lot with my film camera, but some of them are so this gallery is NSFW and a lot of fun.

Hey. I am back from vacation. While I was on cruise control just posting all sorts of naked photos from the Hot Movies party, all that stuff started getting a lot of press so I figured I would drop those links on you while I get back into the swing of things.

• Fleshbot wishes they were with me in Philly.
• Indienudes sent me thousands of hits because of my NSFW week.
• Hotmovies.com posted my Strip For Pain photos.
• Pornsaints used a couple shots for their blog.
• Joanna Angel posted my photos on the Burning Angel blog.
• Village Voice bought the photos too.

Totally exciting. Also a bunch of the BA Girls that I was hanging out with last weekend are in town tonight, so hopefully tomorrow I will have some more crazy photos. Get excited.

For our conclusion to NSFW Week over here on Driven By Boredom, I had run out of original content, and I decided to give you guys a bunch of recent Naked Celeb photos that have come to light recently. First Mary Louise Parker has a naked sex scene on Weeds, and then someone catches Cindy Crawford bathing topless, then Heidi Klum gets topless the next day, followed up with a Lily Allen Nip Slip and a possibly recently discovered Christina Agulera nude picture. All of this was in one week, the same week that I had my NSFW week. They must be fans, and celebrating in style. Anyway, this is probably a dumb update, but I am on vacation, and fuck you. You are seriously lucky to be getting an update. Stop bitching. Jeez.

So anyway, I uploaded a bunch of the celeb nudes to my site, so if you click each censored photo below, you will get to see more, larger and uncensored celebrity nude pictures to brighten your sad, sad day, while I am fishing and enjoying the sun of majestic historic Lewes, Delaware home of a really old museum, and a Ferry that goes to New Jersey!

I seriously cannot wait to go to my parents house and watch this season of Weeds on demand.

Cindy Crawford may be super old, but I would beat you with a pipe to get a chance to spoon naked with her.

Two topless super models in one week? Heidi Klum is sort of adorable…. Just sort of…

Lily Allen accidentally exposed both her breasts in public, and it makes me love the Paparazzi some times.

I am not sure how old this David LaChapelle shot of Christina Aguliera naked is, but it is new to me.

Okay that is it. I will be back in a few days with a real update…. TTFNMF.

Last round of pictures from the Hot Movies party.  Honestly, this was not even a real set.  I meant to do one with them, but somehow I never got around to it.  Aaralyn was moving and she was upset about it and everyone was drunk and tired by the time we got around to it.  Still, I shot a bunch of shots of them in the VIP room in front of pretty much everyone, so I thought I should just put them in their own gallery even though there is only 10 shots.  Still, they are 10 hot shots.

So yeah, Morgan is of course a Burning Angel.  You have seen her on this site several times.  Aaralyn Barra is her best friend and one of the sweetest girls ever probably.  That is why it was so surprising to me when I went home and googled her and she was in nothing but the most hardcore, triple penetration, sexually deviant porn I have ever seen.  Honestly you probably don’t even want to click that link.

Anyway, the girls are of course adorable, and you can see them and their boobs here.  Everyone wish Aaralyn luck on her trip.

Jada is friends with my friend JessieLee.  I ran into them at the Hot Movies party of course, like every other picture up this week.  Jada and Jessie had just been arrested hours earlier for something that they had nothing to do with.  It was a complete wrong place, wrong time situation.  They had little temporary ID’s with their mug shots on it.  Jessie gave me hers for some reason.  It is pretty awesome.  Speaking of pretty awesome, Jada is pretty awesome. Jada is her dancing name, but she told me her real name first, and then for some reason that was not explained to me, my friend Nicole was calling her “Den Mother”.  This all got very confusing, and it took her a really long time to get and pay for her sandwich at Wawa after the party.  She is pretty out of control and I think everyone had a pretty great time hanging out with her.  She guarded my bag while I shot Strip For Pain and she tag team wrasseled with this guy Tim, Nicola and I.  It was good times all around.  I hope we get to hang out with her more in the future.  Here are some photos of her mostly naked, although I probably should have taken more, it was just in the middle of the VIP room and people kept walking by. NSFW.

More photos from the Hot Movies party. Here we have Burning Angel Nicola who is not to be confused with my fake ex-girlfriend Nicole also of Burning Angel. The difference is subtle, but important.  While they are both cute and feisty one of them has more tattoos, and the other more piercings.  NSFW of course.

Click here to see the dressing room strip show.

I posted the Strip For Pain photos first because I was trying to figure out which porn star was which and trying to find links for burlesque dancers and the like… I took 900 photos Saturday so I had to break them up. I posted the Strip For Pain photos already and I have three galleries of girls that I will be posting each day this week. It will be a very NSFW week. Keep checking back.
Anyway, I drove down to Philly for this party at the Transit night club. Like I mentioned in the last update it was for the Hotmovies.com 100,000th movie. The night consisted of basically four things. There was a burlesque performance from Peek-A-Boo Review, then Ron Jeremy brought out some porn stars, played with their tits, and talked about the Hot Movies 100,000th movie: “It’s A Secretary Thing“. And then after that there was the previously mentioned Game Show to end the night. While all this was going on, there was a art exhibit downstairs for Pornsaints.com. I have to say that did not get to spend as much time down there as I wanted to because I was following the Burning Angels around doing that thing. I was also very dizzy and it was pretty hot down there.

I partied with the Burning Angel/Strip For Pain crew until 8AM and then I drove back to New York, so there are a few before/after party pictures in this gallery. These photos are nuts, but I have to say I missed some good shots. I was feeling really sick and spent a lot of time sitting down and there were so many photographers trying to get the same shot that I either was pushed out of the way, or didn’t bother. I cannot stand that paparazzi mentality, especially when photographing tits.

That being said there are still some great shots, far better than the ones below, but I can’t post them on the main page due to the massive amounts of nudity. Speaking of, there are several things in this gallery that I would normally not post on this site, but I sort of had to… it is a porn party for fucks sake. So, be warned, VERY NSFW, and Caution: Slippery when wet.

Click here to see all the madness.

On Saturday I headed down to Philly for only the second time in my life despite the large amount of people who I know who live there. Hotmovies.com was throwing a party for their 100,000th movie available on their site. I shot the whole party, but most of my time was devoted to America’s Most Dangerous Game Show: Strip For Pain. Strip For Pain has been covered on this site before, but for those not in the know, the basic idea is that guys get hurt, and if they survive, girls strip. In this case, the winner also got a life time supply of porn from Hot Movies. The show is hosted by my friend Doug Sakmann who seems to be a regular on this site, and Burning Angel queen bee, Joanna Angel, who is also a regular on this site. The girls involved are all Burning Angels as well and pretty much all of them have been naked on this site at one point or another.

Anyway, the guys faces many challenges. First, they had to snort two lines of Wasabe powder and put on women’s underwear and lipstick. The first two people to do this move on to the next round… oh did I mention they were being whipped the whole time? After that the remaining two guys had to deep throat a huge strap on dildo while their noses ran from the wasabi, they had to burn all their arm hair off, after they each won one event, the tie was broken by kicking them in the balls until one of them gave up. Thank god one of them eventually gave up.

After that was one of the most brutal things they have done to someone. They brought out a bowl of ice water and shoved the guys face in it for ten very slow seconds while electrocuting him. Then twenty slow seconds and then finally they did it to him for probably well over a minute. I honestly thought the guy had passed out, that might be the only reason they let him up because no one was actually counting. At that point he had won, but Joanna told him she would only get naked if she could punch him in the face… which she did, many, many times until the girls had to pull her off of him. It was fucked up and awesome and you can see all the extremely NSFW pictures here.

Update: To see the rest of the photos from that night click here.

I spent a few hours today working on my topless Polaroid book. I probably haven’t talked about it on here in a while, but I have photographed hundreds of topless girls on Polaroid over the last 8 years. Not all of them have given me permisson to use theirs so I am somewhat limited, but I still have a ton to choose from. I am picking the best photos and writing a story about each girl and making it into a book. That will hopefully get published some how. Anyway, it has probably been up for a while, but I just noticed that a few of my polaroids were uploaded to the French website 50 Rooms. It is a pretty respected site as far as dirty Polaroids are concerned, so I am quite happy to be up there. In celebration here are a few newer topless polaroids that are not quite going to to make it into my book.

Click here to see my 50 Rooms shots, and click here to see the below images uncensored.

Anna

Stormy Leather

Burning Angel’s Draven

Admittedly the rain put a damper on everything in the city on Wednesday.  I personally got soaked like I have never been soaked, the free Aveda hair product I just got burned my eyes as I ran from 33rd to 30th.  I ran so fast I have shin splints today.  Still, I was drenched.  So the party, while not as packed as it would have been given nicer circumstances, was still a lot of fun.  It was the Burning Angel book release after party, and at one point I looked around the club and realized that everyone I knew there was either a DJ or a porn star.  That is good company to be around.  So yes, there are some naked people in this gallery.  There is even a naked go go dancer who once threatened me with physical violence if I ever put up a photo of her topless.  I was quite shocked to see her dancing topless.  I asked her why she was in this state of ultra-undress and she explained to me that it was because she was hot.  Makes sense to me.

Anyway, I started feeling sick so I decided to leave a bit early.  Once I got into the cab and was sitting down I felt a bit better so I dropped by High Voltage for a second.  The rain had killed that party completely and all that was left was Dimitry and Nick Hook who were behind the DJ booth and about 4 or 5 girls who were all half naked and making out in some sort of orgy on the other side of the room.  There was also an old man who kept inviting everyone back to his hotel room and proclaiming to be the original ladies man, whatever that means.  I took some photos, but everyone was extremely drunk and I feel like those photos should just probably not see the light of day, as it would be better for everyone involved.

Anyway, click here to see the Jump @ Rebel party photos.

I was waiting for the Voice to get these up before I put them up.  Well here they are.

There was a Batman theme called “Dark Nyte” which I thought was cute.  I met a girl that I took naked photos of in Vegas, but she kept her clothes on this night.  One girl that I did not even say a word to me flashed me, so NSFW.  I hope that girl from Vegas hangs out again, she’s super cute.  Anyway, this party was a week ago and I sort of forget what went on.  But I just saw that the Voice put these photos up so I figured I would do this update before I fell asleep.  I am now on sleeping pills and fading fast, so with that in mind:

Your BYTE photos go here.

I totally forgot about these photos.  I have had them for like 3 weeks or something.  I met this girl at Happy Endings.  I was talking to her about how she lived in LA and how she has something to do with fashion or something.  I am not actually quite sure.  Anyway, her friend was like “she will get naked for you”.  And so we went to a bathroom, took some photos and then she called me from Cape Cod two days later drunk or something and was ranting about something.  I actually wanted to hang out with her more, but I had to deal with something and she disappeared.  She should come back.  We could take better photos.

Here are a few cute ones.  NSFW.

Sarah 2.0 is called Sarah 2.0 because my friend was dating a girl named Sara for a long time and then he broke up with her and pretty much immediately started dating another girl named Sarah. I dubbed her Sarah 2.0. Although I have not seen Sara 1.0 in a month or something and am now good friends with 2.0, he will still always be 2.0 to me.

Anyway, we tried to shoot this set once before, in this exact same bathroom, but she had really bad sunburn. I thought it would make for really great tan lines, but it was too uneven and ended up look like some kind of rash or something. It was really too bad. When she was wearing a mask to Trash last friday for the Masquerade Ball thing, I thought this would be a really good time to reshoot it. I think the photos are pretty hot, but before we get to them some completely unrelated notes of interest:

1. I am watching this Rolling Stones Rock And Roll Circus VHS tape that my coworker lent me while I am updating this and John Lennon is jamming with Keith Richards and Eric Clapton (They went by the name The Dirty Mac) and Jimmy Hendrix’s drummer and they are all rocking out and it’s great and everything and then Yoko Ono comes on and it is like screaming and wailing and it becomes the most awful thing ever. And everyone is just sort of looking around feeling embarrassed except for John who is taking the whole thing very seriously. It is very fucked up. I had no idea how bad Yoko really was.
2. On Friday night, I didn’t take any photos, but I was at Trash and I was talking to my friend Nicole and this really drunk girl comes up puts her arm around me and starts telling me that she wants me. Me and Nicole are sort of laughing and I am holding her up. Nicole and I keep talking. Then she goes up to Nicole and says “If you have a problem with him going home with me, we can take this outside.” Needless to say that Nicole fell on the floor laughing and I decided right then and there that that was the best and will be the best thing that anyone has ever said to me, about me, or involving me in anyway for as long as I live.

Anyway, it is time too look at half naked photos of the lovely, long legged Sarah 2.0. NSFW.