The other day I went into Red Rocket Tattoo to talk to my friend Betty Rose about tattooing Ronald Reagan dressed as a pimp on my leg.  She tattooed a monkey’s asshole on me so it only made sense for her to do another really dumb tattoo on me.  As soon as I got there she told me about this birthday pool party she was having and we decided to barter tattoos for photos. Seemed like a fantastic idea. I mean I get to hang out with tattooed babes in bikini’s for a few hours and then I get free ink. Sign me up.

So last night I went over to the Grace Hotel which used to be the Q Hotel at some point for this sweet pool party shindig. There weren’t a ton of people there as it was a low key affair, but everyone was having an insane time. Betty drank more tequila than I have ever seen a human consume and everyone got out of control. My old friend Corinna showed up and immediately got naked and started getting other people naked and things quickly got into the territory of things I cannot speak or post photos of. It was that good of a time. I even went swimming for a bit after I had finished shooting. I then drove people to Harlem and still made it home by three AM.  Total win of a night.  Plus now I have a tattoo appointment for early November after Betty comes back from her birthday party time vacation.

You should probably get a tattoo from her too. I mean she is a babe and a rad tattoo artist. Check out her stuff. And then you should click here to see all the photos from the birthday bash at the Grace Hotel. Oh and they get pretty NSFW. Just FYI.

In trying to find things to update this site with while I am waiting on a new camera lens to appear in the mail I have noticed out of the last four updates two are naked girls and one is a video girls making out.  Well, I guess we can keep my page nice and classy with this Craigslist M4W personal ad I put up at 3am. Things like this happen when you are totally losing your mind from lack of sleep.

For the record I only received one response and I am pretty sure it was from a prostitue.  But everyone on Twitter thought it was funny so now you guys get to read it. Click here to see the ad (with pictures!) at least until they take it down next week.

Ps. Clearly this is a joke, but I am still taking applications from any and all rad insomniac babes.

Remember Jasper Trash? She is the Gods Girl (and former Suicide Girl) that showed up on here the other day posing with The Death Set and our Burning Angel pal Jessie Lee.  That is a lot of links in one sentence and three of them make me money if you sign up to see naked girls.  So do that and help me pay my rent and then look at these free naked girls I have for you here.

Anyway, where were we? Oh yes… Jasper was in town visiting Jessie Lee and we wanted to take some pictures but we didn’t know where and it was raining so we couldn’t take pictures outside and they were going to Pianos after the shoot so we decided to shoot something in the Lower East Side.  We went over to Darkroom and snuck in their bathroom for a pretty mediocre photo shoot. Luckily Jasper is super hot so the shitty photos are made up for by her sexiness. Also Jessie Lee got bored of us taking photos and took off her clothes and they took some naked pictures together. It was all pretty exciting and good times. I am sure you wish you were there.

Anyway, these are pretty much the last pictures I have that were taken with my old camera. So welcome to the new era of my photography or something…Obviously theses photos are NSFW and stuff…

So click here already to see the naked pictures of Jasper Trash (and Jessie Lee)!

Let me start by saying this is a really dumb post.  I can’t express how stupid it is, but hopefully some of you creeps will enjoy it any way and the rest of you will at least find it slightly amusing.

More than two years ago I was on YouTube and I noticed that all the videos of girls making out had between 30,000 views and 2,000,000 views. This seemed insane to me but I kept checking around and they really all had just tons of hits.  As a guy who watches girls make out nearly every day of his life I actually avoid taking photos of that shit because half the time it’s just girls doing it to get me to take their photo and it is sort of embarassing and shitty to my actual lesbian friends.

All that being said, one night I was at Trash, it was actually the 10th year anniversary of me losing my virginity now that I think about it… and I ran into two friends of mine who both happened to have amazing lips.  Like really rad lips and they were in the same place at the same time and I had just seen this YouTube phenomina of girls making out getting tons of hits… AND I had my video camera on me which never happens. It seemed like fate. I asked the girls if they wanted to make out on cam, and for whatever reason they thought that was a really good idea. Probably because they both are super cute and have dope lips. Even straight girls gotta love rad lips.  So they made out for a few minutes and we taped this video and then I never did anything with it and totally forgot about it.

Two years later there have been many, many people who got the same idea I had and now there are a billion videos of girls making out on youtube and none of them have any hits.  So it seems totally pointless to upload this video now, but my friend Trev from The New Pop offered to edit something for me since I did him a favor recently. I couldn’t really think of anything but I searched old video files and found this.  So I gave it to him and he edited out some bullshit and slapped the Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco remix of Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” over it and called it a day.

So now, a few weeks later I have nothing to post today and I am feeling a little bit sick and I think it is a perfect time to unleash to the world this video of two hot girls, with really amazing lips making out at a party. So I hope you enjoy… either the girls, or the stupidity of the whole thing. Merry Xmas.

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Sunday’s at Sway are always fun and I am not even a Smith’s/Morrissey fan. I don’t go that often because it’s a pain in the ass to get to, but I have been borrowing a car for a few weeks so it’s a good excuse to roll over there.  It’s always awesome walking in there because I am not a regular, but I always know a ton of people there and everyone seems so happy to see me.

Last Sunday I was sitting at home editing photos when my homegirl Hope hit me up. She was with two babes and they wanted to go to Sway. I ended up picking them up and driving them over there.  Rolling up with three cute girls is always a good look. We were there pretty early so I just hung out in the back sitting down and flirting with her friends… and their friends… It was a damn good time.  Once in a while I would get up, walk around, take a few pictures and then sit back down and hang out with babes.  If I could work that out every night I probably wouldn’t hate shooting fucking parties all the time. It was good to enjoy myself for once.

After I left Sway things got even more fun but I will save that tale for another time… and off the record.  Instead you are just going to have to suck it up and click here to look at these really fun photos from the Smith’s/ Morrissey party last Sunday at Sway. I hope your 10.10.10 was as good as mine!

As I mentioned yesterday I have some pretty sexy pictures of Precious Empire cohort Alex Magnetic.  Justin from Semi Precious Weapons introduced me to Alex nearly 3 years ago. We went on one really awesome date but nothing ever came of that. We did become very good friends and I have taken a million pictures of Alex over the years. When we first met we did a shoot in the basement of Happy Endings with our friend The Jocelyn but we never published the set cause it was pretty drunken and messy.  Alex and I have talked a hundred times about shooting again but for whatever reason it never happened and then she moved to California for a while and I had pretty much given up on the idea…

But she is back! And I saw her at Lit Lounge on Thursday and asked her if now that she is in town she wanted to finally shoot.  She said she did, and she wanted to do it right this second.  We went into the back room and took a ton of photos.  We plan on doing a nicer shoot one of these days but it was a lot of fun to shoot some sleazy stuff in the seediest of basement bars.  I have shot so many people naked at Lit but it’s been ages. The back room was closed off and it was nearly pitch black in there but I really wanted to shoot up against the wall painted by my boy DAZE.  In a bunch of shots you can see Alex is looking right off camera and it’s because she had no idea where my camera was and I kept telling her to look at it.  I deleted most of them, but there were also a bunch of shots where I completely cut her head off because I couldn’t see where she was.  It was actually really funny and a lot of fun. I also didn’t notice until I was editing photos that someone had drawn a dick on the wall RIGHT where I had put Alex. Oops.

After we shot I brought in DBB regulars Apathy Angel and Sahra Starr and we took this really funny picture of the four of us that I posted to my Tumblr. Good times…

I really missed Alex and I am so glad to have her back in town. Hopefully it won’t be another few years before we shoot again.

Now click here to see the naked photos of Alex Magnetic taken in the seedy Lit Lounge basement!! They are of course, NSFW.

Ps. Are you following me on Twitter yet? Have you joined the Facebook group? If not, you are fucking up and missing out on all sorts of crazy sexy shit. Get on it. #duh

First of all, can we make a decision about the word afterparty? Is it one word or two? This drives me crazy.  I typed after party as two words three different times in my last post and now I get to this post and look up the flyer for the Gorillaz thing and they have it as one word. Spell check tells me that it’s two words, but I have never been one to use spell check… I just need to make a choice and stick to it.

Moving on… Friday night after Semi Precious Weapons at Iriving Plaza I headed over to Spin New York, which is a Ping Pong spot that The Fader turned into an after party for the Gorillaz Madison Square Garden’s show.  They are in town promoting their newish album Plastic Beach. When I got there the party was a total clusterfuck of people trying to get in and evidently I wasn’t on the list.  I was shooting it for the Voice, but when they confirmed the PR woman never got back to them, and I never got back to the Voice so they didn’t follow up and the whole thing got forgotten about and when I got there I got yelled at by reasonably helpful bouncers who were totally fucking stressed out. Luckily Cornerstone was doing the PR for it and my boy Nick the Duke works there so I got him to start texting people and by the time I found the PR woman she had been texted by 5 different people about me. So I finally got in and she hooked me up with a VIP thing for free Red Stripe & Bushmills for my troubles. I don’t actually drink but I appreciate it anyway.  So yeah, big thanks to Nick and Sonia from Cornerstone.

Anyway, the party was very cool and really hard to shoot.  I am still not used to my new camera and I really need a mid zoom, but I gotta stop bitching about that already.  Even though the party had a big line outside they kept it intimate which made it actually possible to play ping pong and pretty much everyone was.  I didn’t get a chance to play myself, but everyone else was having a ton of fun. Wally Green is a pro ping pong player I met at an equally hard to shoot ping pong related event a few years ago and he was MCing and playing pong.  Rezoud DJd and I heard Juda Friedlander was playing people before I got there.  He was actually walking out when I was walking in.  The Gorillaz guys were all there but I don’t know who was who because they don’t look like cartoons.  I think that Damon Albarn from the Gorillaz was actually playing ping pong with his Blur guitarist Graham Coxon at some point but I am not %100 sure on that.  All I know is someone told me not to take photos of it when it was happening. I took a couple anyway on the sly but they sucked.  I was also not allowed to shoot in the VIP room which I respected. All and all it was sort of hectic but it was a very cool event and I am pretty sure everyone had an awesome time.

Click here to check out all the photos from the Official Gorillaz Afterparty at Spin New York.

UPDATE: Read the comments for some info on who is who….

So I got a bit behind this weekend, but it was Columbus Day and normal people don’t have to work so I don’t see why I should have to… But we will get caught up fast. I got a bunch of rad shit for you guys over the next day starting with my boys Semi Precious Weapons with two updates in one post!

SPW are back in NYC (they have been touring with Lady Gaga forever) and we are glad to have them back. The last time I saw them live they were playing in the basement of Webster Hall so seeing them headline Irving Plaza was pretty cool.  At least from a “I’m proud of you guys” prospective.  Having to stand in the photo pit with a bunch of random kids, shooting the first three songs, and not being able to use flash was less cool.  But whatever, I have shot them a million times, so I am just glad to see them doing well. Their lighting show is not exactly camera friendly and I am working without any zoom lenes right now so these photos aren’t exactly my favorite shots of them ever.  That being said, I feel like I give you guys more excuses than I do pictures, so I will shut the fuck up and just let you enjoy the shots I got.  There are some shots of Breedlove opening for them as well.  Lady Starlight opened too, but she was ending right as I got there.

So click here to see all the pictures of Semi Precious Weapons (and Breedlove) live at Irving Plaza.

After Irving Plaza I headed over to the Gorillaz after party (which I will get to in my next update) but after shooting that for a couple hours I headed over to Trash at Webster for the Semi Precious after party.  I got there pretty late and I left a little bit early, but I actually had a lot of fun. There were some cool looking kids and although I wasn’t super happy with the photos I got some fun stuff.  Redfoo from LMFAO was Djing upstairs and there were drug dogs outside. Total weirdness. There was even a girl dancing topless at one point and some sexy go-go dancers so you get some NSFW on top of all the rest of the madness.  I mean, you can’t beat that right? Fucking good times man…

So yeah, click here to see the Not Safe For Work shots of the Semi Precious Weapons after part at Trash at the Studio at Webster Hall and the come back soon!

Ps. For those fans of Semi Precious Weapons and/or naked ladies, check back this week for some super hot pictures of Precious Empire member Alex Magnetic.

I have shot Amanda Lepore’s crazy circus themed party at Carnival before so I am sure you know what’s up with this place. It is total amazing weird gay madness to the fullest and you should probably go just to see everyone go really hard and be amazing.  There was also a really great fight there which I didn’t take photos of and some awkward dude hating on me and a bunch of gay dudes flirting on me and the return of the Canadian babes and a bartender who was born to work in a gay circus themed night club and I told someone I was working for the government undercover spying and documenting the attempted gay takeover of America.  But none of that is really important.

What is important is that my damn photos are all vignetted.  This is due to me hating my new lens that I got to do with my new camera. I want to return it so I decided not to take it out, and without thinking I grabbed my old lens and put it on there. The problem with that is my old lens is a DX lens and is designed for a camera with a smaller sensor so all the pictures look like they were taken with a fish eye lens or something.  I would have just given up when I realized what was up, but I kinda liked them so I carried on.  Some of you will probably like them better, but you are idiots.  I won’t be doing that again, but I hope you enjoy them for one day.

So click here to check out all the vignetted photos from Amanda Lepore’s Big Top party at Carnival.