Considering that I was sick and not really thinking too much about shooting, I got some pretty good shots. There are at least three photos I wanted to use for the main post. And there is no rule that I can’t post more than one photo so I am going to use the two that don’t involve boobs. If you want to see some boobs, click here.
Hello. If you recall. I have a band called Fucking Bullshit. We play some of the greatest punk rock covers that you could ever wrap your mind around. We change lives every single time we play. I don’t want to sound boastful but we put on the greatest show that has ever been put on by any band in any point in history ever. Each show is better than the next so there is no doubt that this absolutely FREE show tomorrow at Grand Victory in Williamsburg will be the greatest show that there has ever been.
Imagine telling your kids about how you went to see the relaunching of the Glamdammit party at Grand Victory and how you saw the greatest performance in music history. It’s a moment that will go down in rock and roll lore and you were there. Wow. I almost envy you because I will never be able to see myself perform. I sometimes cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how great I am as a punk rock front band and no matter what I do I can never fully experience myself from the point of view of an audience member. I die inside knowing I am going to miss the very performance that you can see for FREE THIS SATURDAY AT 10PM at Grand Victory.
So yeah, you need to come tomorrow. We go on at 10pm. The doors open at 9:30 and you want to be on time because you do not want to miss this fucking brilliance. We open for the Brats who were late 70’s NYC punk legends influencing bands like the Ramones and such. Plus the theme of the party is Jetboy Jetgirl which is a fucking amazing song about consensual gay pedophilia from the point of view of the child done best by the Damned. Good times.
Fucking Bullshit
10PM
Grand Victory
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
245 Grand St at Roebling
Free!!
Ps. Here are some pictures from our last show at Don Pedros. I climbed a Skeeball machine. It’s what I do.
Andy Shaw has been trying to get me to check out his band Kissy Kamikaze forever, and I always somehow miss them. I tend to not leave my house before midnight and they seem to always play before dance parties in that like 11pm set. But they played the Glamdammit 5th year anniversary on Saturday night and it was the release party for their new CD so I decided to leave my house a bit earlier than normal. They had just started playing when I walked in and were fucking shit up. The crowd seemed really tame compared to the music that was coming from the stage. I wanted to start fucking shit up in the pit, but instead I was asked to move out of the way so a girl in a wheelchair could see better. I think it was pretty clear to me that Kissy Kamikaze should be playing dirty skumfuck punk venues and not Glam rock dance parties, but as a skumfuck punk rocker myself, I enjoyed their set a lot, I just wish the crowd was slightly more active. My one complaint for them was that they seemed to try to be a little cutesy instead of getting ugly and in peoples faces like their music suggests. I’d just like to see some people get spit on and some punches thrown instead of hugging. Still, they were pretty fucking awesome and I rarely get to shoot punk bands any more, so I was pretty happy about that.
Click here to see all the pictures of Kissy Kamikaze in action.
For those who are wondering where the Trash Vs. Rated X Vs. Salvation Vs. Glamdammit photos are… or where the Zombie Sideshow party photos are I was shooting for the VillageVoice.com yesterday and I am waiting until they publish the galleries to put up my photos. But I will let you know about that as soon as they are up. There are a lot of extremely great, and extremely fucked up photos so get excited.
In the mean time, in celebration of this wondrous holiday here is one of the most awkward uncomfortable watch videos I have ever seen on YouTube. I am pretty sure the troops would not want this wacky girls support, but they have it anyway.
Send the troops home, and this strange woman to Iraq.
Ps. It is my birthday on Thursday and I am doing several things for it which you will be made aware of in the coming days, but FIRDAY at TRASH at 40C I will be getting drunk for the first time since New Years and it is sure to be a scene. So mark it on your calendars now.
Now… Crank that awkward Asian woman…
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Comments (0)The best part of Glamdammit yesterday was that I got to take these photos. I saved them for today because Sundays are the worst traffic day of the week and these are hot and need to be seen by the world. Her boob to stomach ratio is one of the greatest I’ve ever seen. This is a very important ratio. They do not make a lot of 32 DD bras… we should all feel sorry for her… and then look at pictures of her naked. They are NSFW as always.
Meet Bunny Black Jack AKA Willy Dictionary AKA Metal Vader AKA Will Battle Cole. Mr. Cole dressed as the Daniel San in the shower scene in Karate Kid II. His friends dressed as the Cobra Kai. Then he got wasted and had to destroy his costume out of principle. It was just the only thing to do.
 In other news: I need to sleep so I am not going to update again today probably. Whenever I say this I usually end up updating anyway, but today my goal is to be asleep by 12:30 and sleep until 10PM. Then I am going to watch the Wire until I go to Glamdammit at Rififi. I hope to see you guys there.
Comments (1)Is it weird that I think Morgan Murphy is even hotter when she is wearing a fake moustache? I never thought I would ever for any reason watch an Amie Mann video. Woops.
Also, despite my promoting the Glamdammit party, I forgot my memory card. Becaue of this I just went home and did this update. I wouldn’t have made it back until near 3 am, so I just stayed in. Oh well, there’s always next month.
Once again, I am a moron. I was far too tired when I uploaded the photos yesterday. I put up the Trash photos instead of the Glamdammit ones. Well, the link below is fixed. So check them out again.
