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So this went viral a few months ago and some how I completely missed it. If I did, chances are most of you did too. Cause I spend roughly 8 hours asleep, 6 hours partying/taking photos and 10 hours online a day. Then again, I had a job when this came out, so that might have something to do with it. My schedule then was 10 hours working, 4 hours photoing, 4 hours sleeping, and just 6 hours online… So those extra 4 hours add up.

Anyway, it is pretty clear from this site that these amazing videos aren’t actually real, but I so, so badly wish they were. I was about 50/50 when I watched the first one. But these are just too good to be true. Fortunately that means that the actor playing Toby Jones in these videos could go on to glory as the greatest comedian of his time. So, pretend these are real, and have solace in the fact that maybe one day you will get to watch this genius in a theater near you. I would hire him.

Honestly, these videos are life changing. You know how you come back to a song over and over again? Like you get that new single you love so much and you just keep listenin to it 10 times a day? That is how I am with these videos. They are music to my ears. Call Toby today: (708) – 752-3393

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Last week I was very sick.  The high point of that sickness was at The Rebecca Minkoff presentation at Formula Studios at Milk.  The Le Tourment Vert Absinthe people I worked with at Sundance asked me to cover this event for them at Fashion Week.  I was way too sick to be doing it, but I sucked it up and managed to somehow crawl there.  I think there are some famous people in the pictures but I honestly have no idea because I spent most of the evening trying not to fall over and trying not to look like I was trying not to fall over.  The one thing I do remember is that I had an unnecessarily long conversation with Albert Hammond Jr and Agyness Deyn about Wikipedia.  Also as we were leaving the elevator was taking forever which lead to a conversation about jumping out the window, which led to a conversation about the french free running sport parkour which eventually led to me, in my sick addled state, to decide that I would slide head first down a rather long banister.  This seemed to go well until my camera bag slipped off my back and pulled me off the banister with it.  Luckily I am impervious to embarrassment or such a thing would have been awkward in a normal situation, especially in front of a rock star and a super model (as well as several other people.)  Woops.

Check out all the shots of people drinking delicious green absinthe here.

A few weeks ago I was asked to shoot the Miskha Spring 2009 Lookbook.  I met all the models and Mishka kids at their office and while we waited around for everyone to get read I just started shooting people on this wall for fun.  I didn’t use lights or anything, other than an off camera flash, but the shots turned out pretty funny.  Then we went out to dinner and shot a bunch of stuff at Kellogg’s Diner.  Then we finally headed out to Studio B and shot some stuff there.  The idea being just a night out with friends… who all  just happened to be wearing clothes with amazing eyeballs all over them. I took some shots I really liked in the cab on the way to the diner, but they didn’t use them.  I will probably end up posting some of the out takes on here sooner or later.  It was a super fun night.  Check out the  lookbook here, and check out Mishka’s website for the new line, online exclusives and their rad blog.

Here are some of my favorite shots from the lookbook.

As I mentioned previously I have a lot of unpublished nudes to go up. Due to this, I will be updating with some NSFW content every Monday and Friday until I run out.  So, to start that off, meet Jayme:

A few weeks ago I met this girl JoDee at Cain.  Two days later at Trash she introduced me to her friend Jayme.  Maybe 5 minutes after meeting Jayme we were in the back of Webster Hall taking photos.  This is what I look for in friends.  Since then I found out they are my neighbors and we have become good pals.  These photos are super drunk, but I sort of felt I should post them anyway.  There is something about these photos that I love.

Check out the photos of Jayme here!

I had an insane Valentines Day and I didn’t even leave my house until 2AM. When you get a bunch of Burning Angels together there is always trouble, but when you mix porn stars with Valentines Day you get a lot of nudity and a lot of making out.  I am not even going to go into details, but I shot 4 galleries of 5 naked people at that party.  I have no idea when they are going to go up, as I currently have 8 nude sets waiting to go up, but I put a few preview photos in this gallery so you know what is in store.  Check out this gallery for a sexy strip tease that Jessie Lee did for Misti Dawn’s birthday, lap dance contest photos, and a bunch of people making out.  Party forever. Wanna see more naked tattooed girls?  Make sure you check out BurningAngel.com. Everything is NSFW.

I ran upstairs during Trash to check out the last bit of Xavier de Rosney’s set at Girls & Boys. I love the combo of Girls & Boys and Trash. Two great parties for the price of none. I didn’t shoot a lot of photos in the 30 minutes I was upstairs, but I did get some great shots. I still have not actually managed to see both Justices, but I hear 1/2 Justice is quite good too. I really want to say something more about these photos but honestly I got 3 hours of sleep last night and my eye balls are dripping out of my head. There are only like 30 photos here, so make sure to look at every single one of them. Also before I crash I just wanted to give a shout out to my good friend DJ RekLES who kept the crowd going nuts after Xavier was done.

I feel like I was just at the Trash 5 year anniversary. What has become of my life? I didn’t get to Webster Hall until 2 AM because I was shooting a fashion show and after party in Brooklyn. I shot those photos for a magazine so I can’t post them yet, but hopefully I will be able to get up some of them soon. Anyway, 2AM arrives and I have been shooting for 7 hours already. I had shot over 1000 images already. I was pretty damn tired. That being said I couldn’t miss Trash’s birthday and Kill Shop Kill was giving away gift bags so I had to help them promote. I just wondered around for the first hour sticking fake KSK 3D glasses on everyone. Then I went up stairs for a Justice (photos in the post above) and then I came back down for the Trash fashion show. It was all quite marvelous. It took me a minute to get these up due to the fact that I shot 1400 images Friday and that I had to set up my new editing computer. It is sick. But here they are, fresh for your viewing pleasures: Trash 7th Year Anniversary Party.

Happy Valentines Day. This is Gina M. She is a sexy fox, adorable babe, hot momma, and a talented writer, poet and blogger. I met Gina about two years ago at Happy Endings and I pretty much fell in love from the moment we met. We went on a date once, but alas it was never meant to be. Gina pretty much stopped partying so I saw her less and less, but I have been in touch trying to convince her to let me shoot her. If you know me, you know I am pretty relentless, and finally after two years of pleading Gina decided she would let me shoot her. Now admittedly there are no actual nipples or anything NSFW in here, we had to keep it classy, but they are still pretty damn hot. I seriously love Gina, she’s one of my favorite people and I am very happy with these photos. It are shots like these that make me wish I knew how to use Photoshop properly so I could really make them look top notch. Oh well. I still really love them, and if you click here you can love them too. Happy Valentines Day.

I feel like every single time I shoot Cain something disastrous happens to my website making it impossible to get the images up on time. Maybe it was a Friday the 13th curse, but some file just went missing on my site. It just ran away. My webmaster and my host are not exactly sure what happened but the best guess is that when my host tried to restore my site using a backup, they used a back up on my server called “backup” which was a back up from a year ago. Once my webmaster figured that out, he restored my site from the correct backup and things were mostly fixed. There were some weird glitches still, but I am under the impression that everything is running smoothly now. Now, I have no idea what I am talking about, so any of the things I just said may or may not be true. So if you are an IT guy and none of that makes sense, well, it doesn’t make sense to me either. The one positive to come out of this is that we are going to reorganize my site in order to make sure things like this don’t happen again, which will probably be better in the long run.

This crash did not come at a great time. I was almost caught up with everything. I had all the photos from my trip up and I was about to get back to blogging about all sorts of things and not just photos. Almost back to getting photos up sooner rather than later. Unfortunately this crash set me back a few days, screwed up my planned Valentines Day update, and due to a busy fashion week, I shot 6 parties in two days, so I am WAY behind now. Some of those parties were private though and won’t go online, but I still have 1400 images to edit today.

On the positive side I now have an LLC and a tax ID number and things and I got hooked up with Dell Small Business and got a really cheap computer specifically for photo editing. I need to get a PC version of CS (I have Adobe PS 5.5 on there now) but in the mean time it is going to allow me to batch edit much faster and give me a chance to go back over the last years photos and hopefully organize a portfolio.

Now, onto the Playhouse photos. I did another photo booth. I was super sick when I did this. I should have slept in, but I needed the money. Things weren’t working really well and I was super grumpy and mean to people. Eventually I cheered up, got some nice shots and probably gave my cold to a number of unsuspecting cute girls. I am still sick, but I feel like I am almost better. I hope I get better soon because it seems to me that I am much worse at photography when I am sick. I just can’t deal with people as well and focus on several things at once. That being said, the Playhouse photos are pretty fun, and you should check them out right now by clicking this link that is a different color from the rest of the text.