Sorry for the lateness… Here are photos from the Alumni sponsored edition of Girls And Boys at Arlo And Esme.  I am not really sure if anything happened that night because it was three days ago and I don’t have that sort of memory.  I just wasn’t blessed that way… So just look at the pictures and maybe you can make up your own story about the night, unless you were there in which case you have your own story probably.  Oh, there was a man dressed teddy bear there who fell down the steps when I came in but I didn’t have my camera out…

Okay here is the video from Good Morning America. I will post about the experience and the fall out when I wake up in this same post. I am just going to update it. I’ve been up 24 hours, must sleep a bit…

Update:
Okay.  I am awake.  The other day I got a phone call from Good Morning America while I was at work.  They wanted me to come in that day to shoot something about the cheating video on You Tube.  My boss let me leave for a few hours, but I had to come in early yesterday to make up for it.  Anyway, I coincidently was wearing the sweater that I had on in the video.  It was probably the first time I have worn it since then.  I also hadn’t shaved in a few days so on the way to the studio I bought a razor and a hoodie from Duane Reed.  I then shaved in a Starbucks bathroom homeless style.  I got lost on the way to the studio due to bad directions, so I was running and when I got there I was thirsty and sweaty and my hair was a mess.  I thought they would have some sort of stylist or something, but they didn’t even give me a mirror so I just sort of pushed my hair down which is why I sort of look odd on TV.  Anyway, they interviewed me for like 10 minutes and aired about 5 seconds.  I figured they wouldn’t show much, but it was even less than I expected, but they did show a lot of my video which was cool.    I am not sure why I went on, when it was clear that I am a bad guy for teaching kids to cheat, but its not every day 5 million people watch you do anything, so why not, good story.  My mom was not pleased with this response, but what can you do?  She was even less pleased when my fundamentalist Christian aunt saw it, but what can you do?  Such is life.  I have gotten a bunch of hate mail from it, but mostly positive stuff.  Anyway, watch it, it’s pretty silly.  I’ve been emailing with the girl in it, and she’s doing something for CBS next week and has gotten even more hate mail than me!  I hope nothing bad happens with her, she’s young enough that this video might get her in trouble.

Oh yeah, the video was posted on the main page of Yahoo.com all day yesterday too… Jeez.. If only it mentioned this site some how, I might have some traffic.  Honestly that is the most disappointing thing is that all this exposure has done almost nothing for my traffic… Sigh…  Make me feel better, if you have a blog, link to this!  Or not…  I am going to go finish season 4 of Weeds.  The very late photos from Wednesday will be up before midnight…

I once played an evil villain in a music video so I am used to playing the bad guy role.  Tomorrow I am going to be on Good Morning America talking about my YouTube video that teaches kids to cheat and suggests they try it in a very tongue in cheek way.  I thought it was big when I got a line in an LA Times article, but GMA gets like 5 million viewers a day.  I am sure they are going to edit my interview until I sound like I am some horrible guy corrupting the youth of America, but it is only a very small part of a section on kids teaching kids to cheat online.  I will probably only be on it for 15 seconds, but still, it is amusing.  I will talk more about it tomorrow.  I will also be posting the photos from the Alumni party at Arlo & Esme last night tomorrow.  In the mean time I just need to go to sleep so I can wake up early and watch it.

Since I talk about my web site in the video, and I assume there will be a bunch of new people coming to my site tomorrow here are a few links of things that I like on this site.  For those of you who haven’t seen them, check them out too.

DBB Greatest Hits:

John Hancock Project
R Kelly: Translated
Nascent Sexuality Polaroid Map
Alphabet Of Photobloging
A Few Of My Favorite Things
Dysfunctional Family Circus
I Love Cops

Other Links:

Photos
Flickr
MySpace
FAQ
DBB TV

Thanks for stopping by… More updates LATE tomorrow.

Nothing really happened on Monday night.  Adam Green was there which was cool.  I am a pretty big Moldy Peaches fan. I still haven’t heard it yet, but I hear his new album is amazing.  So yeah.  Other than that, I ain’t got shit.

Look at the photos if you must.

I met JessHawk through Deviant Nation and then I ran into her during Fashion Week.  It turns out that this really adorable nude model lives in VA.  That’s where I come from.  So when I was home the other weekend I visited her and we took photos in the back room of my friend Alison’s (Who I once shot for Suicide Girls) porn store called Taboo.  We got to play with all sorts of sex toys and stripper heels and things laying around.  It was fun, then we watched the Redskins beat the Cowboys and we both drove back home.  Good times, NSFW.

Check out the magic of JessHawk here!

 Attack Of The Unibros!  Webster Hall was packed to the gills on Friday and I was there covering it for the Voice.   I brought my old friend Mara and we looked all over the place and I hardly saw anyone I know.  I thought that was a bit odd.  Eventually I made my way up to the front of the stage and noticed that pretty much everyone on the crowded stage was my friend.  I got up there and started shooting, but I then realized the bouncers wouldn’t let Mara up so I chilled there for a bit and came back down to meet her.  I hadn’t seen her in ages, only once since she’s moved to NYC, so we caught up and I took a few shots here and there.  The music was pretty amazing at times, but I didn’t get to go wild or anything, but the kids were having fun.  And that’s what it’s all about.  The kids, yo.

Check out the Super Unibros Here.

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Due to some bullshit I am having some issues uploading photos to my site. It should be fixed some time tomorrow. So here is a nice random blog about a few things that have happened of late.

• I blew up a hard drive with all my naked photos. I have a hard drive filled with n00ds that I have taken that are both for this site and for um… “personal use”. I have that drive both password protected and hidden so that if I lose my laptop or something no one puts these images online or something. And like I said it is hidden and not really accessible so I only get it once ever few weeks/months to update and stuff. Anyway it had been awhile and I couldn’t find the right power cord. I did find a cord to my video camera which fit the hole. Unfortunately it was not the right voltage and now my hard drive is completely fried. I could do some sort of recovery but I am not sure that I trust a computer tech not to steal any of my images and it is really expensive. I sort of feel like it is better not to have those images floating around anyway, so yeah, they might be gone forever. I guess we shall see.

• This weekend I went to Hartford, CT to a hot dog restaurant/ Miami Dolphins sports bar to watch football. My friends Tall and Short Michelle work for the Dolphins and they went to the bar to do a video story on Woody’s the hot dog place and The Fish Tank the Phins sports bar. I went along to hold the camera, eat hot dogs, and watch football. The bar was amazing, the hot dogs were fantastic and the Dolphins embarrassed the Chargers. The Dolphins actually look like an NFL football team instead of Miami A&M. Evidently Woody’s is pretty famous for their hot dogs and I ate a Deputy Dog which was pulled pork, BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese. I also ordered a similar dog but I traded the cheese for cole slaw in traditional southern BBQ fashion. My pork/slaw dog was about the best thing I have ever tasted.

• My Friday & Saturday nights were spent hanging out with two old Richmond friends who have recently moved to NYC. I took them out for fun times rock and roll. My friend Mara and I went to Webster Hall (Pictures coming soon) and Trash and I went to Lauren Flax birthday and Ellen Stagg’s party on Saturday with my friend Sally. I feel like something interesting happened, but maybe not. I did get threatened by some latino skinheads, but other than that a pretty slow weekend.

• I have become obsessed with Economics since the recent downturn of the economy. I have been listening to NPR’s Planet Money podcast and reading everything I can about Sub Prime Mortgages, Naked Short Selling and supply side economics. I am actually quickly finding myself to be a socialist. And I think I may quit party blogging to become an economist. Maybe a rapping economist who gives shout outs to the FED and Henry Paulson. I thought of an album title “No Income, No Asses”. And if you get that joke, you are either an investment banker or as unreasonably obsessed with this Bailout as I am.

• I saw a grown man, probably in his late 20’s, African American, seemingly educated and a reasonable person engaged in reasonable conversation with his friends.  Suddenly he saw a subway ad that had a picture of George Bush on it.  He walked up to it in full view of the mostly full train and Sharpied out his eyes, drew a mustache on his face and wrote “BIATCH” on his forehead and sat back down.  It was sort of amazing.  It was like the most beautiful subversive act of protest.  “Biatch”.  It says it all.

Okay, that is all for now.  Hopefully I will have two updates of photos up tomorrow and some other random stuff in the next few days.  I have the week after this off and if I don’t go out of town hopefully I will get a lot of work done on this site, but if I do go out of town I am sure I will have some good stuff too. Indeed.  See you soon.

Oh, here is a recent shot of my underwear.  I just figured I would give you something to look at while you wait for new photos of sexy ladies.

Would Like To Fuck #2 is out and I have three photos in this issue. The zine is very not safe for work. There is an image in there that is of a guy sticking his dick (in a very artistic way for course) into a meat grinder. It makes a guy want to pass out. Anyway of the three images in there, one of them I sort of sent as a joke. I am glad they used it though.

I was dating this girl many years ago and she was sort of insane. One time I came home from class and I opened my refrigerator and I saw that there was a half opened root beer sitting on top of this note:

She broke into my house to leave it. Also, just FYI the “drug” she was on was ritalin. Seriously. I took the photo of the note for Passive Agressive Notes but they never ran it. I sent it to WLTF because the new issue is about poetic fucking and I thought it was appropriate, if not my best image ever…

Anyway, check out the new issue, it is pretty great.

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