If you thought the Jugglao Porn update was something, the wet t-shirt contests at the Gathering of the Juggalos up the ante significantly…

The great thing about a juggalette wet t-shirt contest is that it is the perfect mixture of carnival freak show and hot naked babes. I mean there are some terrifyingly large ladies in this thing and I give them the most props of all. Mad respect juggalettes.  The girls that got the most applause in these things were the hot fully naked girls and the fat girls who had the balls to pull that shit out. It was pretty insane.  Plus it was hosted by a D-list celebrity in Ron Jeremy so how could you not love this madness.

There were not one but THREE wet t-shirt contests at this thing. I only made it to two of them and the first one my camera got covered in Faygo. I think people tried to soak me intentionally but I took off my shirt to use it as a Faygo shield and my camera and I preserved. My Mishka hat did not. It is pink and blue with Faygo forever. I really don’t know what else to say about this madness other than, “what the fuck?”

So why don’t you just click here to see the two juggalette wet t-shirt contests at the Gathering of the Juggalos. I think it is safe to say that these galleries are very NSFW.

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I was trying to break my Gathering of the Juggalo pictures up into multiple categories so I wouldn’t have to post one gallery with 500 pictures in it when I came across a realization that in just tons and tons of photos juggalos were throwing gang signs in my face.  Most of the signs were a variation on WC for Wicked Clowns or W for Wicked. The variations are interesting and probably culturally important. I have fallen off on my duties as Juggalo anthropologist so I can not discuss regional differences in signs or break down the different factions of juggalo clown gangs. Juggalo anthropology is a very complex science that no one person can master in a four day weekend. It takes a life time of research and dedication.

That being said, in my studies I did come across some secret juggalo text that might give us some insite into the world of juggalo gang signs:

Hey homes what’s that you claim? I’m in the rhymin’ game
Wicked Clown Banging I’m just a mutha fucka that’s down for the cause
You can suck on my balls, unless you got clown luv
Put ’em up
Throw ’em up
Let me see them mutha fuckas
Flip ’em up
Flip ’em down
Flip ’em around

Throw your signs in the air
What’s that?
I don’t check, I don’t care
Cuz I’m down with the clown everywhere
Cuz much clown luv is in here

I think we can all understand the need for much clown love. Clown love reaches far beyond the world of the juggalo. It reaches into our very hearts. So ladies and gentlemen, if you would, throw your signs in the air and then click here to check out the many varied juggalo gang signs at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

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Okay, we are finally finished with all the live band shots from the Gathering of the Juggalos. From here on out all the remaining updates are at least sort of interesting. And I know there has been an unbearable amount of Insane Clown Possee photos but you just have to make it until Wednesday and we move on to some other shit and I go back to work taking photos of hip downtown kids doing whatever they are doing.

Anyway, at the Gathering a bunch of bands played. I avoided most of the bands but I did get a chance to see a few people.  I wanted to see the Kottonmouth Kings and Hed PE because I liked them when I was 17 and I wanted to see Warren G because I feel like Regulators changed my life in some weird way. I also needed to get shots of Coolio and Vanilla Ice because, come on… it’s fucking Coolio and Vanilla Ice! And I also just happened to stumble in on Afroman and some other band I have no idea who are.  And that’s that.

I really don’t have much to say about any of the sets except that Coolio was wearing clown make up, has an ICP tatttoo and was wearing an ICP/Coolio tour T-shirt. Also Afroman stopped his set to smoke weed out of a huge bog and the song just kept playing. It might have been a bit of a Milli Vanilli moment except I am pretty sure everyone there is too high to care.

So yeah, click here to see all the other bands at the Gathering of the Juggalos!

Oh, by the way, did I mention that Vanilla Ice played “Ninja Rap” off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack but changed the lyrics so it was about ICP??

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It’s the weekend so I am sticking you guys with the boring live band stuff. I know there are some new juggalo visitors to this site, but I am guessing the rest of you don’t really care about seeing live photos of bands you don’t give a shit about. Well too bad. This is Juggalo week at Driven By Boredom so you are going to have to deal with it. I said in my last post that you have 10 more updates of this stuff, well.. I was wrong… NOW there are 10 more.  But there is a bunch of naked stuff coming Monday-Wednesday and everyone loves naked juggalettes even if you are a little bit horrified by them as well.

Anyway, this update is nothing but Psychopathic Records artists. We are talking about obviously the Insane Clown Posse, but also Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Boondox, Dark Lotus and the Psychopathic Rydas.  Also we have some shots in here from ICP’s Q&A seminar, shots of Sugar Slam and her girls and shots from the opening night when the entire Psychopathic family made an appearance on stage together… many dressed as cowboys… I am sure you guys are gonna love this.

Click here to see pictures of Psychopathic Records artists live at the 11th Gathering of the Juggalos.

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I don’t really know anything about Tech N9ne except for the fact taht I took a lot of pictures of him at The Gathering of the Juggalos. It’s sort of weird. I probably shot 20 artists at the Gathering and I took the most of one of the few bands I shot that I didn’t really know anything about. I think the light was just good adnt hat he put on an awesome shwo, but it is sort of weird that I have a full gallery of Tech N9ne but none of the Psychopathic Records bands.

The one thing I do know about Tech N9ne is that when I showed one of my hip hop loving friends the Gathering infomercial he was absolutely shocked that Tech N9ne would associate himself with ICP.  Well not only has Tech N9ne played multiple Gatherings but he actually wore face paint for the show. It might not have been clown make up, but the “EAT ME” on his face is still pretty fuicking amazing.

And don’t worry… Just 10 more Gathering of the Juggalos updates left after this one!

Click here to see the photos of Tech N9ne and Strange Music at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

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When walking by a circus tent at the Gathering of the Juggalos I over heard someone on a microphone yell out “Are you ready to see some midgets bleed!?!” As a man who is always ready to see anyone bleed I was sold – dwarfism or not. When I got over to the stage they were hyping the fight. They brought up a “Pint sized brawler” who agreed to let a man stable a dollar bill to one of his testicles for $65. The guy who paid the money was way too excited about doing it. As someone who once accepted $75 just to pierce my scrotum, $65 to get an actual ball stapled seemed like a little bit low.

After that horrible episode was over they left us to bake in the “Freak Show Tent” which while out of the sun was actually somehow hotter than outside of the tent and far more humid. People kept throwing water bottles and Faygo at everyone which did not help the humidity. When the dwarfs returned I was sweating sun block into my eyes.  The midgets hit each other with stop signs and stapled dollar bills onto each other’s heads. They were accepting dollar bills like strippers would except you didn’t get to see boobs, you just got to see a bleeding midget.  Fair enough, I will take that all day.

The match was soon over and I spend the rest of the day light hours trying to move our 30 foot RV to a better parking spot so I could ecape back to civilzation the second ICP ended later that night.

Click here to see a lot of photos of Half Pint Brawlers wrassle each each other and staple gun dollar bills to all sorts of things. This gallery is NSFW, but not in the good way… Enjoy!

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Did you just read the title of that post? Seriously I did not make that up.  That is what this thing was called on the official Gathering of the Juggalos schedule. On the last day of the festival the Insane Clown Posse threw a party pretty much thanking everyone for coming out by cooking hot dogs and hamburgers for everyone. Oh, and it was Michael Jackson themed. I didn’t actually stay for him but I did talk to a Michael Jackson impersonator back stage for a while. The whole thing was super weird but also a lot of fun.  You can talk shit about ICP as much as you want, but this is a band that keeps it real. It might be real weird, but still it’s pretty real. These are guys who have do pretty much everything themselves. They have shunned MTv and the rest of the music industry and still have a huge fan base. Bands on their record label headlined every night to thousands and thousands of people who came out in the middle of nowhere to watch them play. And to thank them all they held a party, invited people on stage and cooked for them. They had swimming pools filled with Faygo that they passed out to the crowd and it was actually a really great time over and all Michael Jackson sound track. You just don’t see a lot of huge bands with creepy totally obsessed fan bases do stuff like this for their fans.

Anyway, I got my best shots of ICP at this thing so you should click here and see al the pictures from the Michael Jackson Moonwalk BBQ Blowout Pajama Jam at the Gathering of the Juggalos… But the real question is… Where are all the Pajamas?

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Seriously, get ready to have your mind fucking blown. Like, you have no idea. I have a gallery here for you with no less than 86 photos of topless juggalettes taken at the infamous Gathering of the Juggalos. This is a very weird phenomena. Tons of random girls who probably should not be naked ever for any reason at any time in front of anyone for any reason walk around naked.  Other girls walk around offering to show their boobs for $1. Seriously one dollar is the going rate for boobs.  Also it is the going rate at the Gathering for beer.  Also you can trade beer for boobs as well. It is a thriving capitalist Utopian system. If I was 15 this would be the greatest thing on Earth. As a 30 year old it is still actually pretty awesome. The only time I took anyone up on the boobs for dollars offer was three girls who were offering such a treat and my editor and I were passing by watching them haggle with some juggalos.  We both sort of looked at each other and figured this would be hilarious.  We both had two dollars in our pocket so I offered them a deal. For $4 dollars I wanted a photo of them separately and as a group. I thought they were going to haggle with me, but they really just couldn’t figure out how to split up the last dollar. It was pretty fucking hilarious.

The whole thing is just a mess of awesomeness that you will never be able to unsee. Like seriously, I am fucking warning you now, if you click through to this gallery your life will be changed forever. This is as Not Safe For Work as it gets. Not because it is graphic, but just because if your boss ever finds out you are into juggalo porn not only will he fire you, but he will tell your family and friends about it and you will lose them all forever. So, now, that you have had proper warning: Click here to see 86 pictures of naked juggalettes at the Gathering of the Juggalos.

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For those who did not take Juggalo Anthropology 101 in college I bring you a little primer on Juggalo communication.  The juggalo have 43 different words that mean “face paint” but at the same time they can express thousands of thoughts and ideas using only the words “woop woop”.  They are an interesting creature but one of the most fascinating ways they communicate is through card board signage. They use cardboard signs for mating, to gather food, water and drugs and as even as a primitive form of commerce often using the barter system of trading tits for beer. As I studied the juggalo I documented quite the collection of these card board messages as well as other forms of written exchange.

To view my research on juggalo non verbal communication at the Gathering of the Juggalos, please click here. Thank you for your time. NSFW.

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