Every year I cover The Gathering of the Juggalos by FAR the most popular post is the naked juggalette photos. In 2010 I gave it the catchy title of “Juggalo Porn” and then I got yelled at because it’s juggalettes so in 2011 I called it “Juggalette Porn” but this year the post is just going to be called “Naked Juggalettes” mostly because I am already on the first page of google for Juggalette Porn so I figured I would try something else. Gotta get those page views!

Speaking of page views I think I know why this stuff does so well. When I post photos of hot naked chicks a ton of people look at them but they don’t show their friends because sharing porn is creepy. But with the juggalettes there are enough fat ones and crack headed looking ones that it’s funny to share them with your friends even though we all know you are secretly jerking off to this stuff. Don’t lie. I know you.

So get fucking excited because today I am finally bringing to you 91(!) photos of naked or at least topless juggalettes for your pleasure and horror. This is the post you have been waiting for so show your friends this madness already. Tweet and Facebook this shit and do whatever you must to show the world these clearly life changing and of course photos. Make sure you send these not safe for work photos to your friends while they are at work. Thank you for your time. That is all. And now without further ado…

Click here to see all the uncensored photos of naked juggalettes from the 2012 Gathering of the Juggalos.

The Gathering of the Juggalos is a yearly music festival in Cave In Rock, IL created by the Insane Clown Posse that I have now photographed three times. Every year it produces some of the best photos I have ever taken. To see my complete GOTJ archives please click here.

One of the quickest ways I can tell if someone doesn’t know what the fuck they are doing when it comes to photography is when they don’t know how to white balance shit. It’s usually when photographers are shooting with their camera daylight balanced in tungsten light. For the non-photo nerds that means that everything looks orange for no fucking reason.  An experienced photographer can see color in light that most people can’t and will either adjust his camera (or film) or filter the lens (or the flash). So when you look at these photos of Shea it’s pretty clear that I don’t know what the fuck I am doing.

This is the second of two shoots I did with Shea a couple months ago. You can see the other set here. Both of them are poorly white balanced and while the last set is purely the result of laziness and deciding to take photos at 5am for no reason, this set is a bit trickier. For whatever reason every other photo I took came out a different color and I have no idea why. Seriously. It drove me fucking insane. There were so many photos that were just ruined because they came out weird colors for no reason.

Anyway, most of you don’t care at all about any of this so I should instead talk about why the hell Shea is dressed like a clown and pouring Kool Aid on her head.  No Shea is not a Juggalette (although this is pretty close to Juggalette porn). She wanted to do a shoot where she covered herself in food. “Sploshing” is the proper fetish term for it. Personally that shit creeps me out and is kinda gross so I told her I would only do it if it was really fucking weird. I saw that she had Kool Aid and I was like “I will shoot it if you dump that whole thing of Kool Aid on your head. For some reason she agreed. On top of that Shea runs a company called Rubber Fucker that makes crazy latex outfits and she had just made this weird clown outfit. She did her make up to match and we put her in a bathtub with the bottle of booze she had been drinking and for some reason, boxing gloves. All of this made very little sense at the time and it makes no sense now but I did get to squeeze chocolate sauce on her which was fucking hilarious to me.

These are up there with the weirdest NSFW photos I have ever taken and I am sure you will either love or be horrified by them. Either way I hope you can get past the awful color balance that I have no real interest trying to fix in photo shop.

Click here to see all the uncensored photos of Goddess Shea dressed as a clown, topless in a bath tub pouring Kool Aid on her self for no possible reason.