Today is Sunday. World Cup day. Jelly Pool Parties day. Relaxing and do nothing day.

I woke up at 8am for no fucking reason and spent all day working like a mad man on all sorts of insane things. I managed to edit 1200 photos and get caught up on a lot of shit that went by the wayside when I was in LA. It was a productive day.

While getting all of these things done I just baaarely have time to update the damn site before running out into the night. I bring you some photos that I took on Friday. Terribly exciting stuff I know.  It’s Webster Hall. It seems like it’s always Webster Hall on Fridays these days. That place is so depressing to walk into and somehow I always end up getting home at 6am having acomplshed nothing. Friday was no exception.  When I got home it looked and felt like it was noon outside , but I am sure it was before 7.  I had to take photos a few hours later. I think I slept for maybe 90 minutes. Oh New York, you never sleep and neither do I. It’s always too hot or cold in here or there is always something stupid to be doing instead of sleeping.

Anyway, enough of this… there was, and always is things happening. Upstairs Girls & Boys had Designer Drugs Djing and downstairs in the Studio Trash had Brock hosting and he and his friends took their shirts off and wrestled. What has become of our lives?

Click here to see all the photos from Webster Hall on Friday. While you do that I will be busy creeping ever so closer to death. I am signing off until tomorrow.  Good night and good morning.

Ps. It is entirely possible that I have been driven mad by constant inhalation of roach poison. But on the plus side, I do not have any roaches. This cannot be naked lunch, because it is well past dinner.

I just wanted to give you guys a quick update today. I am shooting Ryan Keely’s How To Have Sex Like A Porn Star sex seminar all day today. We are actually on a break as we speak. So I am not really going to have time to edit or upload any of the pictures from last night. But I have been meaning to post this video for a few days now so this is a perfect time.

Three friends of mine have come together in an unholy force of nature to create one of the funniest videos I have seen in ages.  My brother edited a video shot by the ridiculous Nick Gallo starring the notorious Fat Jew.  It’s called the SkinNY and is about two babes from Orlando that move to NYC to take on the big city.  Actually I should just stop talking about it and you should just watch it. It’s fucking hilarious.

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When I went to LA I had these grand plans of photographing all these naked girls that I know from the internets. I set up a bunch of shoots and one by one I got canceled. After the first week I was in town I had shot exactly one girl and had nine shoots canceled. It was pretty infuriating. Then, towards the very end of my stay, something happened. I just had a bunch of people I had no intention of shooting hit me up. I had Dana DeArmond hit me up completely randomly, Andy San Dimas reach out to me after I had given up shooting her months ago, and I got a random Tweet at 2 am from Rabbit.

I actually followed Rabbit on Twitter but I wasn’t sure who she was. When I first signed up I followed probably 300 random people just to get shit started. One of the things I did was follow a bunch of random Gods Girls.  Rabbit was one of them. I read her Tweets once in a while but I really had no idea who she was. Then out of no where one night she sent me a Tweet asking if I wanted to shoot with her. I responded back that if she could come over right that second I could shoot her.  Fifteen minutes later she was naked in my kitchen. We just did a quick shoot but I actually think the shots came out okay.

The next day she convinced her friend Eden to finally shoot with me and I drove to Bell Air to meet them for what turned out to be one of the weirdest fucking evenings of my life… but we will save that story for another day.

For now, click here to see all the naked pictures of Rabbit in the kitchen of an apartment I subletted in Koreatown. They are NSFW of course and if you want to see more you can check out Rabbit and about a million other naked tattooed girls on Gods Girls.

So Ella Wednesday’s were extra special with it being host Nicky Digital’s birthday and all. It was also Lucas Walter’s birthday and he DJ’d so there were lots of old friends who showed up for the celebration.

I was in a weird mood and creeping on everyone. I was wearing a shirt that someone ripped holes in over a year ago. I don’t know why I never tossed it in the trash but I wore it because I figured it would keep me cool. It did not. It did, however, cause a bunch of people to touch my nipples which is rarely a good thing.

I also hadn’t slept in two days and I was having trouble hearing words that people were saying. I had planned on going to sleep around midnight but I missed Nicky’s birthday thing the day before and I wanted to see an old friend so I went out. I ended up getting home at about 7am after spending several hours in the basement of some sort of an art studio/ clothing store on the Lower East Side. There was absolutly no reason for me to be there but I was just too fucking tired to go home. That’s tired on the real.

Anyway, happy birthday Nicky and Lucas and click here to see all the fucking photos from Ella Wednesdays.

I am gonna bust two updates out real quick so forgive the lack of commentary. My internet is a travesty and it makes it very difficult to upload galleries. I think I am switching services soon though so it should be taken care of soon.

Anyway, Rando was fun as usual. It’s so dark and sweaty in Gallery Bar so there is always some crazy shit going on. Ironically it was so hot outside that it was actually cooler inside than it was if you were standing outside smoking.

I think that’s all I got for now, but a happy birthday shout out to Arden.

Click here to see all the pictures from Tuesday’s Rando at Gallery Bar.

Seven months ago I ran into Crazy Legs Conti, New Yorks most notorious professsional eater, at Lit Lounge.  I recognized him and struck up a conversation. Turns out he is actually a fan of this site after I gave him one of my cards at the Nathan’s Famous 4th of July hot dog eating contest a few years ago.  He told me that every year he throws and after party and all the eaters come and drink as much as they ate and that I needed to come take photos.

Well here we are in July and Crazy Legs invited me to the party just like he said and people drank just as much as he said.  Nearly all the eaters from Nathan’s showed up except the ladies and Bob Shoudt.  Joey Chestnut was there, as were Tim “Eater X” Janus and Patrick “Deep Dish” Bertoletti who were first, second and third in the contest respectively. Legendary eaters like Eric “Badlands” Booker and MLE commissioner “Hungry” Charles Hardy made apperances as well.  There were probably about 20 eaters in total all taking down shots of tequila during the almost three hour open bar.  By the time I got to thinking about leaving things were getting pretty out of hand.

The highlight of my night aslo involved drinking. I don’t actually drink except on rare occasions but I have a gift for chugging beer.  I am not sure why I was given this gift but I always had it. It was not something I developed or practiced.  I was just born to chug beer. My friends in college used to take me to bars to challenge frat dudes and win money betting on me.  To this day I have never lost. I made an off hand comment about it to Eater X and he told me that I needed to challenge Deep Dish Bertoletti. He told me Deep Dish was the best and he would take on all comers. He was game and we went pint of Bud Light to pint of Bud Light.  In his defense he had eaten 37 hot dogs only 8 hours earlier and he was allready drunk, but we tied. Seriously, it was dead even. So now I know that if I can stand toe to toe with the 4th ranked professional eater in the world in a drinking contest, I can probably throw beers down with anyone. I think this is an important thing to know about myself. In the world I live in of skinny jeans and gay dance parties it’s good to know I can man up when I am called to the table.

Anyway, I am clearly losing my mind due to lack of sleep once again, so I will stop this crazy talk about hot dogs and beer. What you need to do while I try to sleep for 15 hours is to click right here to see all the pictures of professional eaters getting really drunk at a midtown bar called Redemption.

Until tomorrow… Eat all you can eat.

I have been wanting to shoot Dana DeArmond for a long time. We have a bunch of mutual friends and I have known who she was for ages but I didn’t meet her until about two years ago and that was just a quick hello at a porn convention I was covering. I had talked to her a few times online and at conventions after that but I didn’t really get to know her until last summer when I got stuck in LA with no place to go or nothing to do at 10am.  My friend Madison invited me to go to Disneyland with her for Dana’s birthday party.  It was just me and for porn stars. It was kinda hilarious.

Anyway, a year went by and I was back out in LA again. Dana hit me up on Twitter and asked me if I wanted to shoot with her.  I had been flaked on by several girls that week and I was pretty happy that she wanted to shoot with me.  We got brunch to talk about that shoot and after went by the Mishka Echo Park store just to check it out. A few days later when we actually did the shoot we decided we should go back to Mishka and get some clothes to shoot in.

We actually did two shoots, both with different Mishka gear. We shot in the apartment I was subletting. Dana was one of the best models I have ever shot and the location was pretty amazing.  The light was pretty harsh this early in the day but I think we did okay.  These are probably some of my favorite nude shots I have taken. Dana is super hot and a rad chick so I hope you guys like these photos as much as I do.

These photos are clearly NFSW. You should check all the naked pictures of Dana DeArmond by clicking right here. And if you are ever in LA make sure to check out the Mishka Echo Park store!

It’s that time of year again. The 4th of July hot dog eating contest at Coney Island. It has become a tradition in my life ever since I made my way down to Coney Island in 2004 after the Richmond, VA based  band I was managing at the time drove up to NYC to play a show on the 3rd.  I returned the next year, intentionally booking the band a show so I could make the trip.  The year after that the bad actually played the contest and the last three years I have been covering the event as a journalist.  The last two years for the Village Voice.  I have seen some amazing feats.  I was there for Kobayashi breaking his own record with nearly 54 hot dogs in 12 minutes which no one ever thought was possible.  I was there when Joey Chestnut defeated him in a contest which shocked the world and I was there last year when Chestnut ate an impossible 68 hot dogs in just 10 minutes.

This year records were not broken.  It was so hot that eaters across the board had troubles eating.  Chestnut, who ate 72 hot dogs in practice, managed to win the contest eating 54 hot dogs. Five years ago this would have been an incredible feat, but this year people questioned if he wasn’t pushing himself without a serious contender.  You see, this year Kobayashi watched from the stands.

Due to a contract disagreement between Kobayshi and the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE) the Japanese legend did not compete. Right before the contest started he appeared in the crowd and people began chanting his name.  He was wearing a “Free Kobi” t-shirt but seemed content to watch from the stands. When it was over and Chestnut had one, Kobayashi made a break for the stage.  His translator said that he wanted to eat for the people for free, others said he just went  up there to congratulate Chestnut, the Larry Bird to his Magic Johnson. Either way he was grabbed by police and carried of stage.  He clung with all his might but eventually was pulled off.  He was arrested for trespassing and resisting arrest and spent the evening in jail.

Later at the after party competitors, friends and family were cheering for Joey, themselves and America as the ESPN highlights showed on TV.  They had a big USA, USA! chant going on.  But when they showed Kobayashi being arrested a silence fell over the room until people started booing.  Everyone hated such a thing happen to a man they respected so much. The story should have been about Chestnuts 4th straight victory, but instead, it was a sad day at Coney Island and a sad day for Major League Eating.

Click here to see all the photos from the 4th of July hot dog eating contest at Nathan’s Famous in Coney Island. Pictures from the after party will be up tomorrow. God bless America.

Ps. Just wanted to give a special shout out to Crazy Legs Conti who invited me to the after party and introduced me to a lot of the eaters.

My friend and Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely celebrated her birthday in true Roman fashion the other night by throwing a Toga party at a night club called La Pomme. I decided to split a cab there with Darenzia so we may or may not have missed most of the party because Darenzia took forever to get ready.  Luckily there were some hot babes left and some dudes in a business casual Toga look that I was pretty into. I got to take a bunch of photos of Ryan and Darenzia with their boobs out so that was also super important. It was a fun party despite getting there late. Ryan is pretty much one of the raddest chicks ever so I am glad I got to wish her happy birthday and take some photos.

Around 3 am I headed over to Trash at Webster just to say hello since I had been out of town for a while. Before I even made it in the door three people told me I was an idiot to miss this Japanese actress pole dancer named Cay Izumi who had just done some amazing burlesque act.  Luckily she did a second set right as I walked in. I hadn’t planned on shooting anything but clearly when she went on I had to take some pictures.  And then right after that my homey Arden Leigh did her thing so I had to keep taking photos and then of course I just shot some pictures of my friends and called it a night.

There is a lot of NSFW stuff in here so click here to either get excited or recoil in horror by the immoral nude photos inside this gallery.  Oh, and happy 4th of July. Sorry I missed you yesterday, I had hot dogs to document.