I feel like I have been running around a lot lately without a camera so I figure we can do like a little run through of the last few days before I get to the photos from Trash.

Thursday night I went to a bunch of places… Upstairs, Unstoppable Perfect and I was on my way to Jake Destructions new party when I ran into an extremely drunk DJ Krames who convinced me and Niko that the place to be was Porch for the Name Ribbon party. When we got there it was pretty late and the previously packed crowd was beginning to thin. I was about to leave for Jake’s party, but due to the drunkness of several people I ended up staying there until like 430 at which point Krames, Rok One, two girls and I decided to drive to the White Castle in Bushwick. The plan was actually just to drive everyone home, but when I found out Rok lived next to the White Castle I made everyone go with me. I was hungry, no one else was. I was joking about how we should get thirty burgers which Krames kept calling the “Dirty Thirty”. Everyone seemed to think I was joking when I pulled in to the White Castle drive thru. I looked at the menu and low and behold 30 burgers was an actual menu item. I ordered 30 burgers and a small drink. After waiting for about 30 min in line while we jammed out to the Bangers “I Hear Dead People” mix tape we were handed an entire fucking SUITCASE full of burgers. I did not think such a thing existed. Let me stop right here to point out that Krames is not the smallest of men, and he was squeezed in the back seat of my two door hatchback with two girls and a shit load of clothes that Niko gave me for Kristine. He could not even move enough to get any money out of his pocket to help pay for the burgers. So when I handed him a case of burgers it was probably one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed to watch him struggle to hand out the burgers to all of us. (This also may have had something to do with the fact it was 5 am and I had only slept 4 hours the night before.) I have photos of this, but they were on my film camera so they are not developed yet. You will see them eventually. As a group we crushed the burgers. I think I had 7 myself. The only two that were not eaten were used as props in a photo shoot that involved one of the girls laying on my car topless with burgers on her nipples, a suit case full of meat on top of the car and Krames jumping out of the car burger in hand. It is less likely that you will see that photo because I told the girl I would only post it if it was amazing… and I have my doubts. When it was all said and done I was full of burgers, Krames an I had decided we were best friends, and Rok and I seriously bonded over the Fat Boys (which strangely enough had nothing to do with the 28 burgers we consumed.).

Okay.. so lets skip to Saturday, last night… I saw Olde English’s comedy show. I am an old school fan and it was nice to see them in person. Plus my “fun dad” Pete was there as was this dude Kumail who is probably in the top 3 funniest Kumil’s on the internet. The show was great and then I got a call to go to this party in Greenpoint… you know… I should go to sleep instead of ranting.

There are these photos from Friday night. I was helping Kill Shop Kill shoot their look book. Brad Walsh was shooting portraits and I was shooting action shots. So yeah, there are a lot of photos here of people wearing KSK shirts. Yeah. Not safe for work because of Stormy’s pornographic battle with Moz’s birthday cake… seriously.

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