I met this girl at the Circle Bar the other night. She flashed me in the casino. I feel like she’s going to do porn sooner or later and I am pretty excited about it. I ran into her at Minxx and she pulled me into the bathroom to take photos. She shot with Jess in there too, so you may see some very similar photos on Indierotica soon. Anyway, she’s a rad chick and she told me stories about her porn initiation which sounded real exciting. Oh, also she is from Baltimore which is like one of my favorite places. NSFW… Duh. Check her out.

Three things I have learned about Vegas so far: The tap water tastes like shit, they don’t sell gum in Casinos and the classic rock station plays Prince.

Day two started off well with a Gods Girl named Toryn coming over for some creepy clown photos (you will get to see them when I get back) and we shot a really weird clown “porn” “music video”. And by porn I mean topless and by music video I mean she was dancing to a song. I will try to get that up before I get back….

Anyway, after that the day was pretty much disappointing. I went to the Burning Angel event at Minxx strip club. The club was trying to rotate things with strippers so none of the stuff I wanted to shoot was happening on time. Strip clubs make me uncomfortable, it was actually the first time I had been in one. I don’t really like the idea of paying people to get naked. None of the porn folks I was with seemed to be paying too much attention to the strippers, and the strippers looked pretty bored. I eventually got this girl Sailor naked in the bathroom and then the Swing Shift Side Show did some more stuff. There was a girl who shot darts out of her vagina which was cool. Zamora Torture King did what he does best and stabbed himself with long skewers. Hick, Nick And Jew and a Half (of the dead) played some songs right before I left with Jess and Sarah 2.0 who are featured in these photos in the back of a limo. The highlight of the party was talking to Mystery about picking up women and then he did a mediocre job of making my business card disappear. Interesting dude. Everything took so damn long at Minxx that by the time we got back to my car it was pretty late. We tried to go to the VividAlt party at Beauty Bar but Bronques said it was dead so we turned around and went to this fetish party at the Venetian. I am not a big fetish guy and I didn’t know many people and they wouldn’t let anyone take pictures so I did not stay long… but there were a lot of naked people and some interesting stuff going on. I saw a guy getting peed on and the oldest boobs I have ever seen in real life. I was leaving the Venetian and I ran into Ron Jeremy which was cool. I then called it an early night and now I am awake during the day with not a lot to do. Everyone is at the AEE Convention but I applied for my press pass to late and I don’t want to pay for it, so I am watching football instead. Anyway, I have no idea what I am doing to night but I am sure it is weird.

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Here are a bunch of random photos from the night.

Zach Galifinakis is probably the most famous person who would say hi to me if I saw him on the street. He is also one of the funniest people I know. On top of that I once made him laugh so hard he started crying which has to be one of the highlights of my life. On this episode of “Between Two Ferns” Zach interviews Michael Cera who was George Michael Blooth on Arrested Development and then became a big movie star in Superbad and Juno. It is a pretty surreal interview, but I expect nothing less from Zach.

After the Sideshow house party Bella Vendetta talked me into going to the Venetian for a bit. I had not slept in over 24 hours at this point and I just wanted to sleep. I kept trying to leave but I kept running into people I knew. If you include Pauly Shore and Evan Sienfield who I don’t know, but know of, I ran into probably over a dozen people I knew there. Bronques was there and like 10 other New Yorkers. Way random, way fun. I heard Larry Flynt was there but I missed the shot. My legs were no match for his speedy wheelchair. Anyway, it was a bunch of fun and I took pictures until one of the security guards yelled at me for it. I think he was just annoyed because I was trying to take photos of some prostitutes. Good times. Check here for casino madness.

So my Vegas Vacation has started off pretty weirdly so far which is exactly what I was hoping for. Doug Sakmann asked me to shoot this random house party which was only a few min off the strip but felt very suburban. It was quite insane. There were a bunch of porn stars as expected, but there was a lot of weird sideshow stuff going on. Zamora The Torture King did fire eating and Andrew from Swift Shift Side Show did horrible things to himself. These guys are performing again tonight, so hopefully I should have video from it for later. Joanna Angel was there of course and she showed me her new Kat Von D tattoo that was on LA Ink the other day. Doug did a suspension which was pretty brutal and I met some of the dudes from Fleshbot which was cool. Good times were had and the gallery is NSFW for a few nipples and because of Andrew’s gauged nut sack. Be warned… it is horrifying. Thank God for the AVN’s.

Check out the madness here.

Right now I should be asleep in my bed at the Circus Circus hotel in Vegas. My stay last night cost a grand total of $37 which is cheaper than the broken down purple hostel in my Brooklyn neighborhood. Amazing.

Sharking is this horrible thing in Japan where people run up to girls and pull down their shirts randomly. It is pretty much rape. It is really like the worst thing I have ever seen, but I keep showing these videos to other people because it is like watching a car crash. Everyone seems really revolted yet completely entertained by this “sport”. This video is Not Safe For Work. It is really not safe for anyone unless you think sexual assault is cool, which it is clearly not. Watch at your own risk.

Japan Top Sharking

If you ever see me do karaoke which never happens, I will probably sing Viva Las Vegas as it is one of my favorite songs ever.  Now officially I have been to Vegas.  I left my house at 10am and I got to my room at about 930pm EST.  I had to wait forever to get my bag, get my rental car, drive the wrong way down the strip, get stuck in traffic, have to wait 28 minutes in line to check in and then walk like a mile to my room.  It was a very long trip but my room is actually 10 times better than I expected.  It is simultaneously the cheapest and the biggest hotel room I have ever stayed in.  And while it is hideously ugly and has terrible lighting it does have a big ass bed and a lot of room to roll around in.  There are 3 “tasteful” clown paintings in this room… I guess that should be expected when you are staying at the Circus Circus but it is still fucking weird.  I am going to get someone naked in here as soon as possible…. and since every porn star in America is here this weekend that shouldn’t be impossible.  Here are some quick shots I took in my room.  I am going to take a nap and then I am going to try to document some of this weirdness.

Oh, and just so this isn’t a throwaway post I linked these photos to some cool Vegas related videos.  Click them!

Right now I am on a plane headed for Las Vegas, Nevada. Before I left I set my computer up to do one post a day every day at exactly noon EST. So right now, while I am in the air you are watching a video that was probably edited by my brother about how US children are really falling behind in their hand to hand combat and gun wielding skills. It is a very sad story and I hope that the US can do something to make are young children better at killing people with machetes. Anyway, every day, for the next 11 days you are going to get one randomly selected hilarious and/or entertaining video that I found on the internets. I hope you enjoy them, and I hope that even though I am on vacation I will find some time to update this site a few more times than just these automatic updates.

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I found out yesterday that someone uploaded all of Teen Witch to YouTube for some insane reason.  I am not sure why it hasn’t been taken down yet, but it is pretty exciting.  For those of you not familiar with cult classic Teen Witch is about the most retarded film ever made.  It is about a girl who on her 16th birthday got magical powers.  Evidently it was originally going to be a spin off of Teen Wolf.  Anyway, she uses her spells to become popular.  Of course she abandons her “real friends” in the process only to realize that popularity isn’t the answer to all her problems and that her true friends were the real “cool kids”.  Oh wait.  That doesn’t happen.  The filmmakers just completely forgot about her real friends and drop them out of the movie around the half way point.  Also, for no reason the movie breaks out into high school musical style dance numbers.   It is so fucking weird that it must be seen.  Here is part one and two… For the rest click here.  Enjoy.

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