I gotta make this a quick update because I have to head down to the Village Voice’s 4Knots Festival in second. It started 30 minutes ago and I haven’t put on pants yet.

Anyway, Moodswing360 sent me down The Griffin in the Meat Packing District last night to shoot Nicole from Nina Sky’s DJ set. She played mostly top 40 type of stuff which you sort of expect from a bottle service club like The Griffin but she killed it and had girls dancing on tables all night. I actually had a lot more fun than I thought I would and The Griffin is a pretty rad spot.  But yeah, I gotta go so let’s just look at the pictures!

Click here to see all of my shots from Nina Sky’s DJ set at The Griffin.

Let’s keep on going with more girls that I shot on my two week naked girl vacation in LA.  I don’t even know how many people I shot exactly but I have at least four more sets to go up and that doesn’t even include the madness I shot on my road trip. By the time I get all this stuff up I will probably be on the road again, so let’s get into it already.

This is Ash Hollywood. She is rad as shit. I met her at the AVN Awards in January and we talked about shooting last time I was in LA but it never happened. I sort of forgot about her until I was hanging out with her roommate Tori Lux and I ran into Ash as I was coming out of the bathroom in my underwear. The next day I sent her a text that said “Sorry you saw me in my underwear.” and she wrote back “Three porn stars live in this apartment, we are used to it.” to which I responded “You misunderstand me, I am apologizing for wearing underwear.” Well, whatever, I thought it was funny.

Also funny is that I spend like 45 minutes explaining juggalos to Ash’s boyfriend Xander and a few days later I ate Thai food with them while we watched Short Circuit the greatest movie about a talking robot ever. EVER.

Anyway, Ash and I shot in her parking garage and I think the shots that we got are pretty rad.  I hope you dig them as much as I do. They are obviously NSFW or you probably wouldn’t give a fuck. Oh, and I also took some really nice 35mm shots of Ash that should end up on my Tumblr sooner or later so you should paying attention to that, obviously.

Click here to see all the naked photos of Ash Hollywood in her parking garage.

Last night I made my triumphant return to New York nightlife after a month away.  My time in LA and my cross country road trip was amazing and you will be hearing a lot more about it soon but it was great to be back in NYC.

I got a late dinner with a friend and then bounced over to Le Bain at the Standard for Susanne Bartsch’s On Top party.  LeBain has a roof deck, a hot tub on the dance floor and crepes! You cannot fuck with this.

The party is super wild and hosted by my friend Kayvon Z and his girlfriend Anna Evans who just hangs out topless all night. And for everyone out there who are “over” topless girls, don’t worry the party features a lot of naked gay dudes as well.  I know that is all you were missing in your life so it’s about time you check out these NSFW photos.

Click here to see all the insane fucking pictures from On Top at Le Bain.

One of the weirder things things that has happened in my life is a video I made talking about a method I used for cheating when I was in high school that got over 500,000 views on YouTube and got me interviewed on Good Morning America and Japanese TV. It was also played on Bill O’Reilly and I turned down an appearance on Dr. Phil. Seriously. I made the video to participate in an online discussion of cheating methods. I had no idea that anyone would ever see it.

Ever since then I have become sort of hero to small children everywhere. Not a day goes by where some middle school delinquent calls me a genius via YouTube comment.  It weirded me out at first but now I just think it’s funny. But I feel slightly responsible to these kids who message me every day asking for new videos so yesterday after drinking several 5-Hour Energy drinks I decided to make a video telling kids to eat terrible food all the time.

I am on this terrible diet right now of nothing but like fruits and vegetables and the occasional bit of nuts or meat for protein. I am actually getting used to it, but I kinda feel like an asshole eating raw spinach instead of candy and hamburgers like normal.  You see for my entire adult life I have eaten nothing but terrible food. I once nearly ate a 5lb hamburger. I mean seriously, my role models are competitive eaters.  But just in the last year or two that shit has been catching up to me.  I realized that I weighed nearly 40 lbs more than I did in high school and I sort of flipped out.  I have dropped more than 15 lbs since I started the diet and I have started gaining muscle again and everything is going great, but it got me thinking.

Stop telling kids not to eat McDonalds.  That shit tastes good when you are 10 and you can just worry about getting healthy when it’s old enough to matter. Feed kids candy and milkshakes all the time and as long as they can fit in their desks at school I am sure they can worry about it later.  They play sports and have good metabolisms, they should enjoy eating like gluttonous pigs.  So I decided to make this video championing my cause. I hope you enjoy it and then go out and feed a small child something made out of meat and or corn syrup…. Or hopefully both! Corn dogs all around…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCZvJpnN00[/youtube]

First things first: Veronica Ricci might be one of the hottest girls I have ever shot. She might be one of the raddest too. Every step of the way Veronica just kept getting radder.  Before I met her all I knew was that she was super hot and that she was a Penthouse Pet.  Any time I get to shoot a Penthouse Pet I get pretty excited but she just kept getting radder as the day went on.

So I drive out to Burbank to pick her up. When I finally found her was looking pretty adorable and suggested we drive to some giant park.  We drove around for ages until we found a horse trail that seemed unoccupied. We figured we could go shoot in the wild. Unfortunately when I opened my trunk I realized I left my camera at my last shoot.  I couldn’t fucking believe it. It was like 30-45 min away in downtown LA.  She seemed unfazed and we took some 35mm shots of her climbing around naked in some rocks and bushes. A bunch of people probably saw her and she got cut up and fell off shit but she just took it in stride and was totally willing to do whatever.  I was already impressed.

After our mini analog shoot we drove all the way back downtown and I met back up with my new hero Nate Liquor who let me shoot a Gods Girl in his studio/apartment earlier.  I was losing light by the minute so he suggested we shoot on his roof.  She was more than willing to climb some sketchy ladder up on the roof and just got naked while dudes in the apartment building across the street hollered at her.  She was a fucking pro.

I thought this girl was cute as shit and pretty rad, but I didn’t realize how great it was going to be shooting her until she got in front of my lens.  She just changed instantly and became a new person. She was an amazing model and had the ability to go from fucking adorable to sexy as fuck in an instant. It’s very rare to find a girl who can be so cute and so hot at the same time. Plus where does a skinny white girl get an ass like that.  Holy fuck.

We shot quick because the light was fading fast and I didn’t really get enough time with her. She was sweaty, not wearing much make up, her hair was blowing everywhere and people were yelling at her. On top of that I was over and under exposing stuff because I rarely shoot outside with the light changing so fast like that.  Despite all this we still ended up with like 100 fucking awesome shots and I cannot wait to fucking shoot with her again.

Oh, and I should mention that after the shoot she took me to some really delicious food place and when we got lost on the way back to her boyfriend’s house in Burbank we saw a baby Coyote which we slowly chased all over the neighborhood in my rental car.  It was a pretty fucking magical day.

So all hail Veronica Ricci, my new favorite human and go follow her on Twitter and then go sign up for a Penthouse account so you can see dirty photos and video of her and make me some money at the same time.  Then when you are finally done, and you decide that you are finally ready to see the NSFW pictures that I took of her…

Click right fucking here too see the photos I shot of Penthouse Pet Veronica Ricci naked on a rooftop in Downtown LA.

Before we talk about the hotness that is Tori Lux I should mention real quick that I am about 6 hours from being back in NYC and my life can once again continue at a normal pace. Well at least for 20 days until I go on the road again.  Nine posts in a month is not really a good look.

Any way, what seems like years ago I went to LA and while I was there I hung out a lot with Tori Lux. She was a Burning Angel I met when I did a shoot with her and my pal Sparky a year ago.  Since that shoot Tori and I have been Twitter friends and she declared that she was the first and only groupie of my punk cover band Fucking Bullshit.  She was really psyched that we cover two GG Allin songs so when I shot Tori on the roof of her apartment overlooking the Hollywood hills I dressed her in her GG Allin shirt and made her look all punk rock and shit.  Not that she didn’t in the first place.

Speaking of Fucking Bullshit, I will make a post letting you know more about that band soon, but in the mean time I think you just need some hot NSFW pictures to hold you over until I get back to NYC and can start taking photos of drunk people again.  So….

Click here to see all the photos of the punk as fuck Tori Lux on her roof in Hollywood, CA.

Fuck. I am so pissed. I want to kill, murder, etc.

I just did this whole post about the amazing Ms. Tayte Lamb and then my computer ate it. Since I want to avoid throwing my fucking computer out of a hotel window I think I will just give you the highlights and important shit.

• I have now shot Tayte three times.
• You can see my first shoot with Tayte here.
• Tayte is in super good shape now and so I am deleting her last shoot in exchange for this new amazing shoot.
• Tayte is a model for Gods Girls. You can see a lot more of her there.
• Tayte also is a web cam girl and you can have your own private show with her if you click here.
• We shot this set at the Gods Girls headquarters.
• These photos are quite obviously NSFW.

There is probably more stuff I should talk about but I am in New Orleans and super frustrated after that whole post got deleted. I am going to go hang out in a hot tub or something now. You should look at Tayte’s boobs.

Click here to see Tayte Lamb naked. Do it!

Hello my friends. I am in Austin, TX and town is fireworks free due to threat of “dangerous” wildfires.  It sucks because I am missing the Coney Island hot dog eating contest for the first time seven years.  But on the plus side I am having a completely insane time driving from Los Angeles to NYC.

I don’t have time for a full recap as I am supposedly about to go on a boat somewhere but let me break down the trip a little bit.  I just wanted to let you know I was still alive.

My friend Whitney decided to move back to New Jersey for the summer and reached out on Twitter asking if anyone wanted to help her drive her car back.  I don’t know Whitney that well but I do know that she parties really hard and likes to get naked a lot. She is also pretty hot.  All of these things make for a pretty good traveling parter.

The first night we drove to Scottsdale, AZ and my one friend there decided to get drunk and pass out before I could meet up with her so we ended finding a pool party at the W Hotel and just went swimming.  We got out of town early and just drove until we wanted to fall asleep and we ended up in Ft. Stockton, Texas where neither of our phones got reception.

The drive through Arizona, New Mexico and West Texas is beautiful but also pretty fucking boring so we amused ourselves by hitting up roadside attractions like the mysterious “The Thing?” and taking topless photos of Whitney every time we stopped.

On the way to Austin her friends kept posting planking photos on Twitter and she decided that she couldn’t be beaten so we made a few stopps as she planked cows and a tractor and we even broke into a farm so she could plank a broken airplane. I even got my plank on at some state park in Texas.

Anyway we finally arived in Austin on Saturday and I was planning on crashing with my friend Isabel for a few days but she decided to go to Mexico for no reason and since I don’t have my passport I just am staying at her house.  Austin has been pretty nuts so far as we have been partying with Whitney’s stripper friends and terrorizing local bars. There as been a lot of nudity and madness and fun things like that and I have shot a ton of film. I also performed live band punk rock karaoke and got pretty much completely naked at a party last night.

I haven’t taken too many photos digitally and I am going to do a huge update about all this shit when I finally get back to NYC this week, but in the mean time you need to follow my Twitter and follow my Tumblr for crazy photos and tales from the road!

But anyway, Happy 4th of July and I hope you New Yorkers are enjoying the hotdog eating contest without me. We are headed to New Orleans tonight or tomorrow so I think I will just leave you with this…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-cT6SwFIHA[/youtube]