My friend Keith Crass filmed my buddy Ariel talking about Nude Mixed Martial Arts.  This thing is so fucking funny.  I am not sure if it’s just because I know her, but I am pretty sure it is hilarious.  I don’t know why Ariel didn’t tell me about this thing, but she is a strangely good actor.  I nominate this for some sort of award.

Kieth… make a full length mocumentary on NMMA ASAP.  I’ll B UR DP.   Seriously… I’ll help.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzTPx76o0DU[/youtube]

Holy Jesus. I am way late on posting these but it will be worth it. Rated X Vs Trash? Out of control. Let’s see if I can summarize my evening slightly. I told my friend Rochelle I would meet her at Beauty Bar for a drink at 930. When we got there it was not open yet for some reason. I had a bottle of rum and so we went into the park at Union Square and started taking shots. Eventually we went back to Beauty Bar and had a drink… Then Mike made us do shots with him. We then stopped by Darkroom and Paul gave me another drink. Since I only drink twice a year, it is pretty easy to get people to give me free drinks… and Paul rules. Anyway, that drink was like my 6th in 45 minutes and I suddenly got pretty drunk. When we finally made it to Don Hills I was pretty much fucked up. The night for the next couple hours is pretty much a blur… A lot of boobs and kissing people and trying not to puke. I drank some more, and I had this guy buy me a drink because I was too drunk to hand the bar tender my drink ticket. At one point I told my self I was going to sober up, but this really cute 18 year old told me if I got her a drink, she would buy me one. I really didn’t want to drink it yet so I made them put my gin and tonic in a pint glass and I spent the next hour trying to shoot photos with a drink in one hand. Eventually I just filled the glass up with water and slowly started to sober up. By 5AM I was pretty much sober and decided it would be better to go home then continue drinking so I did that. I managed not to get hung over and it was a pretty good night over all.

I took nearly 600 photos and the night was crazy so there are some good ones, but let it be known, I suck at taking photos drunk… especially with a drink in my hand. I can’t compose, had tons of out of focus pictures and I kept forgetting to adjust my settings. Anyway, these photos have a lot of naked people, including some Burning Angel’s in them, so be warned… Make sure to check out part 2 for way more insanity from the night.

 I hope everyone who sent me their address got their X-Mas card from me.  I spent an insane amount of effort and a lot of money I don’t have on these cards so I hope you dug them.  Below is the card in case you didn’t get one.  I sent out nearly 300 of them!  Special thanks to Gina from Godsgirls.com and Ariel AKA Dusty from Burningangel.com for actually showing up to the shoot.  You guys rule.  Also thanks to Sam Bell for designing the card in like two hours so I could get the cards back in time.  Thanks guys, there are a TON of sexxxy out takes, so make sure you check those out.

Woah.  Can I say NSFW enough?  I some how managed to get 7 different girls topless in one night.  Jess told me that nipples were just in the air.  Lots of making out too.  The photos aren’t amazing, but still very sleazy.  It was that kind of day.

I started off the night at Unstoppable Perfect but their were as many photographers as there were people there so I kept my camera in my bag.  I went to Upstairs in Soho for Cameron and Romina’s weekly party.  That atmosphere was not conducive to me taking a bunch of pictures.  Next time I go I am going to bring my film camera and take a roll or two… I think it will be more appropriate.  That place is just a bit too posh for my work.  I was the only person there not wearing all black so I felt a bit out of place.  The music was pretty great it was a lot of French rock and roll and a lot of American rock that influenced French rock.  They also played DEVO and I can’t figure out why everyone doesn’t spin DEVO at parties.  They are way danceable.  I gotta make some DJs some mix cds.  Hip them to Devo and Sparks.  If you are out there DJs… start spinning DEVO and go out and buy “Angst In Your Pants” by Sparks.  It will change your life.

Anyway, I ended up at NC-17 and didn’t figure that I would stay long, but I ended up being there till after they were closed.   I don’t remember exactly what we were talking about, but this girl with a round head told me to mention her round head on here, so yeah, she has a really round head.  I met this go-go dancer I took photos of last night.  She had a really soft back.  JessieLee was go-going for fun and was taking her tips and I think she was probably pissed.  Or at least she should have been.  I also met this really hot girl who wants me to take fetish modeling photos of her and this other girl who wants me to take burlesque photos of her, so let’s see what happens there.

ANYWAY… lots of nudity in this gallery, so be careful at work.  And click here or on one of the tame photos below to see the fun.

I took these like two weeks ago, but I didn’t get them up until just now obviously.  They are very NSFW and pretty fucking hot.  The day I took these I realized I am leading a very weird life because it was just such a boring night.  I took photos of one hot naked chick making another hot naked chick drink out of a toilet and that was boring for me.  Jesus, what is my life coming to.  To see more of these girls including upcoming videos sign up for BurningAngel.com.  But if you just want to see my photos, click here.

Also, on an unrelated note last Fridays Trash photos had a broken link, if you missed them they can be found here.

I was looking through my photos and realized I had never reuploaded  the photos I took the night I became friends with Ariel aka “Dusty” on Burning Angel.  Meeting her caused some significant changes in my life, so I think that these photos are sort of important.  Not the best photos ever taken, but I think a few of them are pretty hot.  They are sort of NSFW, but theres no nipples are anything, just a lot of skin.  These are from early May, but I never put them up in high res.  Cameo by Menelik.

So two things happened in the world of Alt-Porn today. Fucking get excited and get out your wallets.

1. My friend and good friend to this site, Ariel, has a new set on Burning Angel.

2. Gods Girls sent me a free naked video for me to post of the hottest girl on the planet: Chelsea. It is an exclusive video to this site that has never been seen before.

Below you have Ariel and Chelsea wearing clothes. But if you click “read the article”, you are going to see them very, very naked.

So don’t click here if you don’t want to see hot naked girls.

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