Dear LA,
Dear LA,
You ever do that thing where you book a 10 day trip to a place that you forgot you hate and end up spending $1000 to sit in a gross motel room doing nothing? I can’t even work on my website because the internet sucks too badly and I go insane when I try.
Dear LA,
Why the fuck do your bars close at 2AM? Like, what the fuck is that about? I don’t even get moving till midnight. That is when my eyes start opening. I just had dinner and it ended at 1230 and by the time I got back to my motel it was too late to do anything.
Dear LA,
Maybe it is not just your radio stations but why do I have to hear 4 Lady Gaga songs during a 20 minute drive? Why are you still playing Day and Night every fifth song? How many songs do you have to play about how great LA is? Why is it that I heard a Kanye West song from two albums ago twice in one night?
Dear LA,
Why is it that everyone I know doesn’t know anything to do? Like, my friends here seem to do absolutely nothing. No one has anything going on. Everyone is in bed by midnight. 1AM on a Tuesday!? Impossible! My New Yorker friends are still awake and they are 3 hours ahead.
Dear LA,
No, I am not writing on a screen play and I don’t want to hear you describe yours to me when I am trying to work on my website in a coffee house with slightly reliable internet. Everyone here wants to be famous, either in a grand sense of the word with their bullshit plans, or in just the type of famous where they give you shit at the door at a fucking dive bar. This guy told me last night that the only reason he was letting me in was because it was a slow night. Fuck you, your bar sucks and you are a shitty door guy. I saw you let in 6 dudes even though you told them no. They just pleaded with you until you let them in. If you are going to pretend to be exclusive, at least sell me on it.
PS. Nice chin beard douche bag.
Dear LA,
Can you please hang out with me? I am lonely.
awww I totally would, i had the same vibe from SF when i was there ’cause I hate coming from Vegas where you can drink till 12 noon till 12 noon if you want, then going somewhere and they shutdown at 2 am or earlier…
fucking sucks.
hallelujah…
for my take on the same thing…
http://www.thepunkguy.com/2006/12/31/why-i-hate-la/
Dear NYC … Cali has better weed .. women .. weather .. beaches … … just about everything I can think of is better out west .. go back to your shit hold NYC … trust me .. you and your really bad clothing arent needed here .. we have someone talented .. he goes by the cobra snake !!
Well I guess I am a bit biased since I dont like weed, beaches or daylight… so I havent really experienced that.
As far as the girls go, I am not sure I can agree with you there.
I will be back in NYC soon enough, dont worry…
oh yeah, and I am sorry your girlfriend was hitting on me or whatever I did t make you get your panties in a bunch…. my bad.
I live in Atlanta and bars close here as well at 2 a.m. and most of them are populated around that time by club goers that waltz in around midnight. It’s a death sentence to profits and general satisfaction of downtown folk. When Buckhead, the once-epicenter of nightlife and culture in the city, was essentially closed up, it was like severing an artery for most people. The city may as well just eliminate the nightlife altogether.
As for your third and fourth problem, a classic house track that might echo your frustrations: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCe-Lepxds
bahaha
This was a funny post. Why won’t you like LA? I mean c’mon, Lady Gaga’s songs all day on the radio, everything is dead by 2 am, outdoors activities… Not to mention the douche bags at the clubs, everyone does about anything to for attention to get famous, it sounds like a version of the Meat Packing District at its best. Just Plastic Fantastic… ick.