No joke. This is a real mechanical bull. I rode it four times. The first time it could not toss me. They kept trying to toss me but I stayed on. The guy told me I was the best yet. So I got cocky. It was complete beginners luck. After that I completely sucked. I also hurt my left ball so much that I was just crawling along the ground trying not to cry. It was pretty brutal. That was like 10 days ago and I still have huge bruises all up inside my crotch. I could hardly walk the next day. Anyway, it was a lot of fun, and pretty much everyone got a kick out of seeing cute girls fall off and dudes from bands bust their nuts. These photos do not do it justice.

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