Once I made the most amazing website on Earth and no one ever saw it.  Today I am showing it to you again 5 years after I made it.  Many of the links don’t work anymore, but I think you should enjoy it anyway, because it is fucking amazing.  I need the world to see it, so send it to all your friends and loved ones.  Don’t tell them I made it, tell them your friend Chuckles did.  He is a dream. Thanks.  Meet Chuckles.

Yesterday I went to bed at 7AM and woke up at 10AM. This was not quality sleep. I got many things done during the day including, 2 movies, internets, blogging, and even editing photos. I went to some comedy too. After comedy I went home to get my camera as to go out and take photos of things and people. That’s when I went to sleep instead. I went to be around 1AM and woke up around 2PM which makes me think that I slept for 13 hours, which is an unreasonable amount of time to sleep. But don’t worry, I didn’t just sleep, I had dreams too! Anyway, I didn’t have any thing to blog about, but then I got Gabe and Max’s internet system today and now I can blog like the pros. You can too… just watch:

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M got moved from Darkroom to Annex last night because of a water pipe bursting. The party ended up being an after party for a She Wants Revenge show and there were all these LA kids hanging around. I seriously talked to probably 10 people who were from LA. It was a good time. At some point I was standing by the bathroom and a guy asked me to borrow a condom. I don’t generally carry condoms on me but just the other day some bar was giving out free ones so I had some in my bag. I gave it to him and he ran into the bathroom with a near by girl. I saw him 20 minutes later and I asked him how it went. He gave me a high five and the girl told me she couldn’t feel her legs. A good deed was done. I think I get a few nightlife karma points. Check out some shots.

PS. I lost my golden Casio last night.  If you have it, I would love to get it back.

 I just finished watching this Roger Corman directed film called the Intruder. It was made in the middle of the civil rights movement about a man who comes to a small southern town to try to stop the integration of the local high school. The man is played by William Shatner. I have never been a Shatner fan but this was one of his earliest rolls and it has to be one of his best. Considering Corman is best known for making “questionable” B films you have to imagine it is one of his best films too. The whole film was shot on location in the south using locals as actors. None of them had copies of the script and Corman changed their lines every day so know one knew it was a pro-integration film. Once the locals found out what they were doing they kicked Corman out. The local sheriff said he would arrest him if he came back to town but Corman needed one more shot. He didn’t want to get any of his crew in trouble so he went out by himself with a camera and shot the last scene and flew out of town before getting stopped. The most powerful part of the movie is when Shatner gives a rousing speech to the people of the town convincing them to basically start a race riot. Shatner was so brilliant in it that the actual actors got completely riled up and they had to add some extra lines of dialog that never made the film in order to settle the people down. They almost thought it was real. Luckily someone has put the entire scene online. I suggest you rent the movie before watching this scene, but if you don’t think you can dedicate 90 minutes to watching Shatner scream about Jews and blacks then by all means hit play below and watch this amazing scene.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXdgElbKe_w[/youtube]

In this weeks New York Times Magazine there is an article by Virginia Heffernan on where technology is leading us. The illustration that accompanies this article is almost identical to the alternate cover to The Gaskets second album, Loose Change, which just happened to be photographed by me.  Let’s compare:

Loose Change Alt Cover “Technolo-G” – Published January 2006

Technology Play Button – New York Times Magazine – Published October 2007

See any similarities?  Or is it just me?  Honestly it is probably just a really weird coincidence, The Gaskets did send the Times a copy of the album.  I just think it’s  pretty unbelievable.

Nicky once told me that he doesn’t eat ducks because they are too cute. I didn’t really know what he was talking about until I saw this. This is seriously the cutest thing I’ve ever fucking seen. I am not one to normally blog about cute animals, but holy shit, this is the best thing ever. But unlike Nick, I would eat both of these things… as long as they were properly frosted.

I took these like two weeks ago, but I didn’t get them up until just now obviously.  They are very NSFW and pretty fucking hot.  The day I took these I realized I am leading a very weird life because it was just such a boring night.  I took photos of one hot naked chick making another hot naked chick drink out of a toilet and that was boring for me.  Jesus, what is my life coming to.  To see more of these girls including upcoming videos sign up for BurningAngel.com.  But if you just want to see my photos, click here.

Also, on an unrelated note last Fridays Trash photos had a broken link, if you missed them they can be found here.

In remembrance of a once proud Miami Dolphins franchise.  A team who once went 17-0.  A team once led by the winningest coach in pro football.  A two time Super Bowl winning team who was home to Daniel Constantine Marino Jr. for his entire career.  We say goodbye to that team today and say hello to the wost team in the NFL… your Miami Dolphins.

PS. Please feel free to use the amazing video I made below for anything you loved that has recently died or broken your fucking heart too many god damned times.   These Dolphins really test my gangsta.

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