Hey, guess what?
It’s Sunday and I am posting nudes. That never happens. Sunday is the least trafficd day of the week. Why the hell would I post the type content that gets the most page views on a day that gets less traffic than any other? Well the simple fact is I owe you. I didn’t post any thing on Friday and Saturday because my internet was down so I decided to post these today since I didn’t get them up Friday like I had planned. Besides I have more nudes for you next week anyway. Can anyone say X-Biz adult performer of the year Andy San Dimas? A new set of her will be up this week so get fucking excited. Meanwhile let me rant for a paragraph and then we can get on to the nudes.
So yeah my digital life has been a struggle of late. My internet has been really shitty the last few weeks and I had to get a cell phone because my old one kept dropping calls and shit. Well guess what? The new one still drops phones and loves to text people old messages in the middle of the night. Awesome. Oh yeah and then my Facebook got taken down (I got it back) and fucking Twitter decided it would be a good idea to make Twitdroyd stop working (it’s coming back). And if that weren’t enough my internet went down for a few days. I tried to run my life as normal by tethering my phone to my MacBook so that I could keep working and it was great for a day or two… until T-Mobile decided that my unlimited internet plan was not so unlimited and they cut my data speed. So my internet is once again working (although I need to get a new router) but my cell phone service is slow as fuck and I barely check my email on my phone now. Fucking wonderful. Moving on…
I have shot Envy a few times. The first time we shot alone in this creepy motel I was staying at in LA. A year later I shot her again in the same motel, but this time with Shay Ryan. In what seems to be a January tradition I was back in LA again shooting with Envy only this time she was on her way to work, I was subletting an apartment two blocks away from the creepy motel and I kinda half assed the shoot. We shot really quickly, in the bathroom because I had no other locations in that apartment left and the bathroom seems to be my go to location. I don’t love these shots but they are kinda hot anyway. My flash bouncing off the mirror in a lot of the pictures is sort of interesting and there is a softness from the ceiling bounce that most of my bathroom shots don’t have.
Also, these shots are interesting in that Envy decided she would not be shooting anymore naked photos. She is married and I guess retiring from the world of porn. But don’t worry you can always see her naked on Gods Girls and banging dudes on Burning Angel.
Obviously these photos are NSFW. You can see all the shots of Envy Amor by clicking right here. And I will see you motherfuckers tomorrow.