So it was 3AM and I was headed home from hanging out with my friend Ibi when I decided to stop by Happy Endings just to say hi. An hour later I have been bribed into going to some house party with 7 dudes and some random girl that Dances With White Girls had found. We met Fancy and two more girls there and rolled up to this apartment in South Williamsburg with 9 dudes and 3 girls.  It was clear from the start that we needed #moredudes.  When we got there there was no beer, so a beer run was attempted.  The beer run returned with 24 warm PBR’s and a cheese danish for Dances.  I don’t drink so this was pretty much hilarious to me.  I was so tired I just was laughing at everything.  When the rando that Dances found was drinking warm beer and ice out of a goblet I pretty much lost my shit.  She started telling me about a photo shoot she did where she posed naked with food covering her NSFW zones so I decided to try to make the party slightly more interesting by convincing her to cover her nipples with onions. I know that doesn’t even make sense, but it had to be done.

I decided that we needed to do a photo shoot, but I decided that since Dances found her he had to art direct.  Fortunately he had some pink sunglasses and a matching Members Only jacket on him.  He clearly came prepared.  We shot a few drunken shots and then I figured the shots would be funnier if he was in them, so that happened. It turned out that the girl was a nude model named Erin Jean.  We were just fucking around at first but it turned out she does this stuff for a living.  I am hoping when she comes back in October we can do a real shoot.

Anyway, while she was still running around the apartment topless I thought we should get one of the other two girls in a sea full of dudes involved… And that’s when shit got interesting…

This will be continued in 2 Girls, 2 DJs night part two. Coming soon to a website near you.

In the mean time, check out the NSFW photos of Erin Jean featuring DJ Dances With White Girls by clicking here…

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