Ah… The Sunday Show… What wholesome entertainment. My friend Kiki does this cabaret show every month at the slipper room. It is on the last Sunday of every month at 10:30 and it only costs $5. Instead of doing the normal thing where I just talk about the event and post pics, I going to do a quick rundown of the night with pictures and captions. Because of this, everything in this post after the first picture of Kiki dressed as Sarah Palin is going to be after the jump. You really want to check this out, a woman pulled an egg roll out of her vagina, but if you must click here to skip the write up and just get to the NSFW pics. The rest after this…
So to open the night, and for the rest of the show, Kiki came out doing a pretty amazing Sarah Palin impression. She played up the wholesome entertainment aspect and acted horrified throughout the evening. It was Sarah Palin’s last day as Governor of Alaska and her bit was very well received. After that she brought out her assistant for the night Misty Lux who did a Harry Potter themed number and tried to set herself on fire on countless occasions. Fortunately she failed to ignite.
Next up was a roller skatin mama named Lefty Lucy. She acted very shy and then got naked. I sort of feel like that is a standard burlesque type number, but it was still pretty entertaining. I mean, who doesn’t love roller skates. She then spent at least a full minute just bouncing her boobs around and shaking her tassels. Well played.
After that a man named Hard Cory came out and gave it his best Andy Kaufman impersonation. He did the famous Mighty Mouse routine only instead of being hilarious, he just took off all his clothes. As a big Kaufman fan, I had to appreciate the Mighty Mouse stickers on his ass.
Cory was followed by a sideshow performer by the name of Coney Island Chris. Most people don’t know this, but I spent probably two years of my life fascinated by the sideshow. What ruined it for me was actually seeing side show performances. There are only so many routines people do, and it is all about the banter leading up to the moment. It is normally tedious if you have seen the stunt done before. Coney Island Chris was one of the most entertaining I have seen. He ultimately put his hand in a small animal trap, which is just all about being careful and sucking up the pain, but his banter was pretty funny and he covered the stage with broken bits of pretzel. I dug it.
After Chris was the number that people were talking about. The infamous Queen LaQueefa came out in full yellow face and proceeded to dance around flinging ramen about the place. She pulled a woman on stage and fixed her noodles… and then it got weird. She stripped naked and pulled two chop stix out of her hair. She pulled down her panties with the chop stix and then pulled a plastic bag that held a full sized egg roll out of her vagina. I immediately twittered about this and received about 10 replies which must be a record. This is why LaQueefa makes the big bucks. Jesus fucking christ.
That was the climax of the first half of the show. Don’t worry, LaQueefa would be back. In the mean time I just sat and watched Miss Kristen Lee Gogo while checking my email. Her ass was pretty much a foot away from my head and was reasonably mesmerized. I just tried to take a photo whenever anyone put a dollar bill down her pants. It was a nice break.
After the intermission Sarah Palin had been abducted. She was tied up and John McCain was beating her with a big black night stick. Eventually a phone call saved Ms. Palin. But where was it coming from? Ah, yes, from John McCain’s vagina. It was Queen LaQueefa in disguise! She pulled out a phone, answered it, put it back in, and went back to torturing Ms. Palin in all the right ways.
Hard Corey decided to return to the stage after someone rescued Sarah Palin. He stripped completely naked except for nipple pastys and then he opened a beer bottle with his ass. What the fuck am I watching? Good lord.
After Corey’s full monty there was a raffle. And what do you think they would give away at a show such as this? Obviously… the Slap Chop. Seriously. They gave away a Slap Chop. They also gave away some comics, some Kill Shop Kill stuff, and most importantly, a lap dance. Ms Palin graced the stage one more time. She pulled the raffle winner up and sat her in a chair. She proceeded to get down to some skimpy underwear and pasties as is the tradition, but she really gave it her all. I was pretty excited because it was the most naked I had seen Kiki since the day we met and she got unfairly beaten out of the Rated X Hot Body contest by a naked pregnant girl. Those were some of the first NYC nightlife shots I ever took. So old in fact that they aren’t even on this site.
Another return to the stage was Coney Island Chris. He was back this time eating light bulbs. Keep in mind ladies and gentleman this is not a trick. Chris does in fact eat the glass and wash it down with a delicious beverage. (The blood however, might have been a trick somehow…) Light bulb glass is pretty soft, but if you don’t chew the hell out of it, its still gonna cut you up on the way in and on the way out. Don’t try that at home.
After impressions of Sarah Palin, John McCain and Andy Kaufman, I was not surprised to see another appearance from a polarizing big name celebrity. This time Angelina Jolie showed up, and she was out for blood. Magdalena Fox was dressed as Angelina dressed in her finest Tomb Raider gear… at least she was, until she cut all her latex off with a box cutter.
Suddenly as she did her routine, Queen “Madonna” LaQueffa came out and challenged Angelina to a Vogue Dance Battle to see who would win custody of their little African Baby. Some how Magdelena ended up with out her pasties on, and Madonna had won the baby. I am not sure if it was a fair fight, but Madonna can Vogue like a motherfucker.
Finally, it was over. It was time for the grand finale… In opera it is not over until the fat lady sings, but at the Sunday Show it is not over until Queen LaQueefa wishes someone happy birthday by queefing out a birthday candle for them. A horrifyingly loud show of birthday love was dolled out for a lovable Harry Potter fan and the previously named Hard Corey. Happy Birthday to you both, I hope that is was all you ever dreamed of.
And that was that, another Sunday Show closes its curtains. Just be glad you got to share in the adventure because something this horrifying, this disgusting, this uncensored, could only happen once a month… and only in New York (Or some other weird European country where they don’t have any decency laws!). Click for the rest of the NSFW pictures.