In a merger of two of the biggest names in celebrity sex tapes, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon tied the knot today bringing together star power never seen before in a sex tape. “Our tapes together have grossed millions of dollars in internet sales alone.” Anderson stated from her magic show in Las Vegas, “Just imagine how much our tape together will make?” Industry insiders are not as sure. Celebrity Sex tape critic Miles O’Keefe stated “The draw of Salomon’s sex tape was mostly Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson is just… um (sic)… pretty fucking gross now.” He then continued to say that their idea to release their first sex tape theatrically might just backfire. “I’m just not sure that night shot is going to look as sexy on the big screen as it does on the pixilated small screen.” Salomon was more enthusiastic. “If I am going to get Hepatitis C for this it’s gotta be HUGE!” he screamed at an US Weekly reporter. “This is going to be as big as Titanic, except for that I have a bigger dick that Leonardo DiCaprio!” The couple are determined to have the tape stolen and linked to Fox Searchlight for distribution in time for their December divorce.

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