Obviously it is October, and you know what that means?  Okay, it doesn't mean anything, except that at some point I gotta start wearing jackets and hoodies.  I will need to buy a new one.  A zip up hoodie I think.  Yeah, that's it. I need clothes. New, better fitting pants, a new hat maybe, some new shoes.  I saw these Pumas at a mall when I hadn't slept in 2 days and they only had them in girls.  Now I can't find them online.  But I was so tired that I almost bought some Nike Air Dunk Lows.  Crazy shit huh?  I am probably sure you are wondering what the hell you are reading.  And I'll tell you.  I am in a pretty good mood.  Usually when I update, I am in a bad mood, or just really bored, or really busy so I just spit something out in two seconds.  Well tonight is different.  I am not pissed off, I am not really bored (I am about to watch Ringu or Run Ronnie Run) and I am not busy as I have nothing to do tomorrow other than buy food and toilet paper.  See, when I am not writing about how I want to kill myself or someone else, I am really boring to read.  And that is why I don't update that often.  So go fuck yourself.  

Anyway, I did a huge update today for my PhotsbyIgor site.  It is frankly amazing, and there's a bunch of new pictures of naked girls, not to mention pictures of me half naked!  Go check that shit out.  Also I archived last month, so check that out here, or just simply scroll down, as it is all here.  And lastly, I went 13-1 last week with my NFL picks.  So beat that sucka.  Um yeah, go die, I'm out.  

The Dolphins beat the Bills, so I live again.  Sorry about not updating in so long.  I figured that I had, but I guess I hadn't.  Boy how the time flies. I am really just updating now because I can't sleep because its so fucking hot because I don't have air conditioning because part of my powers out... specifically the air-conditioning part.  This fucking hurricane has totally been fucking with my life. At some point I didn't have water or power or anything so we had this huge party in the hall of my building until the cops came.  It was pretty intense.  People were doing back flips off the wall and break dancing and shit.   I ggt some of it on video that no one will probably ever see, but whatever.  The point is, today I have content.  It has been so, so long since I have done that.  So enjoy a new tattoo update. 

I have nothing to say at all.  But I am going to rant on stuff just so you will have something to read.  Because if not you will yell at me for not updating.  You see I have had a horrible week because my Dolphins lost.  I have had pretty good success with women in the last few weeks, so you'd think I'd be happy but I am just depressed.  Every time I think something's going well, I realize how much the Dolphins suck and I get depressed.  Also, every time I hang out with some girl I like something is always wrong and I realize I am doomed to a life time of random hook ups until I get old fat and ugly then I will die alone.   Bah.  I just ate a two pound steak.  I really should eat steak competitively, I would be fantastic at it.  Let's see... what else.... I have stopped listening to any underground music.  All I ever listen to is top 40 rap.  I'm really happy with once hated Nelly and R Kelly.  50 and Snoop are rocking me, and everything Pharrell touches is fantastic.  I think he should produce the next Gaskets album.   Can anyone make t hat happen?  I'd appreciate it.   So yeah, I went 12-4 last week in my football pics.  I should have gone 14-2 but for some reason I picked the Raiders to win when I really thought they would lose.  Whatever, no big deal.  I am still picking better than most NFL experts.  Check out my picks this week.  Okay, what else, hmm... I am hanging out with this rad waitress tonight, that kinda rules.  But I have a few hours to kill before then.  So I should tell you a story or something.  

When I was like 16 years old, I was at this punk show.  It was in a pretty bad neighborhood in DC and some drug dealers robbed this punk kid.  A bunch of knuckle head skins found out, and instead of fighting with the punks like they normally do, they just started hassling all the Jamaican kids who hung out around the bar and sold weed to the white kids.  Anyway the show had ended and I was standing outside talking to this cute girl.  Now this was a rarity because when I was 16 I was fat and got no chicks.  Also, punk rock wasn't nearly as hip, so none of us really got any girls.  The point is, I was all excited to be talking to this girl, when a huge fight erupts all around me.  It was skinheads vs Jamaican drug dealers.  It was pretty insane.  Bottles were flying everywhere people were screaming and running around.  I had never really seen anything like it on this magnitude.  I just stood there watching trying to not get involved.  Suddenly I heard this screech and I turned around and I saw some punk kid fly out from under a car.  He got run over and he just popped out the back.  He was propelled into the air.  It was pretty fucked up.   Then their was this stand off between this little black kid and like 5 big ass skins.  He had a 40oz bottle in his hand and was holding off the skins with it.  He just threw the bottle and started running.  He missed completely and the skins caught up to him.  They just stomped him down kicking him in the face and chest and stomping on all his parts.  It was one of the most brutal things, no, the most brutal things I have ever seen.  The skinheads were chased away by some locals with baseball bats.  The locals picked up the kid, but he was bleeding everywhere out of his face, and when they picked him up by his arm it looked like it was broken in 5 places.  They just put him down and he collapsed in a huge puddle of his own blood.  I got the fuck out of there walked a few blocks to my car and drove home.  On the way to my car, some locals threatened me with bats but I explained to them I had nothing to do with the fight and they let me go.  As I was driving home, about 10 min after this kid was beaten, I finally heard some sirens.  Unfortunately they were too late, and I found out later the kid died in the hospital.    Yeah, it was fucked up, and not a week goes by that I don't think about it.  The end.  

I just got back from the Gaskets CD release party.  You need to pick up the CD.  It's hot.  If you have the prerelease, it's worth buying the new disc.  It has new art, new music, new remixes and 4 photos taken by yours truly.  Soon I plan on updating my photosbyigor page and including some of the published work I have done including this CD and some news paper photos.  Anyway, I just got a link on The Best Page In The Universe, so I figured I should welcome the new Maddox fans.    Now, as sexy as Maddox is, it's clear that I am way sexier.  Just look at this extremely homoerotic picture of me.  Lastly I just wanted to point out that I updated my Dolphins page with all my picks for week 1 in the NFL.  If you are the betting type, you should check out my reports, it might help you win some money.  With last nights Jets loss, I am already 1-0.   Oh yeah, here's Aug, officially the worst month ever, with only two updates.  I guess being down for 2 weeks didn't help, but now that more people are coming here, expect more updates.  Ha.