I have been
with out access to my internet for a few days, so no
update. I got it working today, but I have a 3
page paper to write and I really don't want to do
it. So I've wasted all day doing nothing, and now
I'm doing a half ass update instead of working. I
have put it off enough. Plastic
Wrap Pr0n ends tomorrow. Rock most on.
9/26/02
- Rocket Queen
So the
reason I haven't updated regularly in a while is because
I have so many fucking pictures for you its
unbearable. Take today's update for example.
I listened to all my Guns and Roses mp3's and Appetite
For Destruction twice. I think this update has
taken me over 3 hours and I'm not even done yet. I
have to finish typing this, link some stuff, and then
upload 75 fucking pictures and their thumb nails.
I have another 4 rolls of Warped
Tour photos from this summer, a TON of stuff to
scan, 15 galleries to update, and about 100 pictures of
me on drugs. That's like 30 hours of work that I
don't want to do. On top of that I have school and
this
movie and my new production company to work
on. Enough bitching. The point is, I
actually updated today for the first time in weeks.
Okay,
here's the deal. I saw this band Rocket
Queen a week ago. They were fucking
amazing. They were this Guns and Roses tribute
band, but with a punk rock edge. It was like
seeing one of my favorite bands, I knew every word and I
rocked hard, despite me never hearing them before.
They were brutal and I would recommend anyone who ever
gets a chance to see them, to do so. I would
rather see them again then G'n'R. I also shot a
ton of footage for them for the DBB Movie, so maybe you
will get to see them on tape, that is if I can them to
sign release forms. Anyway CHECK
THE PICTURES OUT NOW! There's 75 of them, but
a lot of them are great pictures, so get to a computer
with high speed access and look at them all.
Oh yeah,
I updated the Bored
Network. Also, the Plastic
Wrap Pr0n Contest is going to be over in like 4
days, so you should hurry and take some pictures for it
or link it, or something. Finally this update is
over and I can sleep.
9/23/02
- Kill Me
I spent the
last two days working on this article and stuff. I
am kinda blown though, don't worry about why. I am
just not in the mood to update. I have like 10
rolls of film worth of stuff to update. Pictures
of me on mushrooms, black and whites from the Warped
Tour, and this sweet band Rocket
Queen. Unfortunately
I'm in a terrible mood. I was in a great mood
yesterday after Ricky
Williams ran for 151 yards and the Dolphins beat the
most hated Jets. But I guess today is another day,
and I think I'll just go waste my life in front of the
TV. More stuff to come... Oh... and one
other video that will be in my movie that you
haven't seen yet.
9/20/02
- More Video
This is
probably going to kill my bandwidth, but today I have
ANOTHER video for you. It is the preview to the
Driven By Boredom movie, and the official founding of DBB
Productions. I need to set up a good web page
for this new media production company I am working on,
so if you are interested in doing some free web design
or graphic work, let
me know... I'll link you or something, send you free
movies... blah. Anyway, here's
the preview. It's 8.5 megs and in .mpg so you
might not want to download it. Also, if you are
offended by anything... anything at all, do not look at
it. Here's some links... start your own production
company.
I have some
movies for you. You like movies. This guy David
Violence made a music video for my boy Automated
Reason. It's brutal you should check it
out. Download the small
(8 meg) version here. Get the 40
meg version here. Then I found out that the
link to this
video was down. It's been down since I put it
up, meaning that you have never seen it. This
is a video of me hitting my friend Dylan over the head
with a light bulb. It's amazing. That's
it... go on your way...
9/15/02
- Sex, Drugs And Troma
Jesus, 4
days with out an update, 9 days with out new
content. You see I had a rough night
yesterday. Luckily most of its on tape, or in
photos. Truly some amazing stuff. Unfortunately,
you wont see the video for a long, long time. But
the pictures I will post once I write an article about
it. It should be amazing. Just check this
picture out, its probably the best one. All I
can tell you is I woke up with many, many bumps on my
head and my mouth all cut up from trying to eat beer
cans. Just a warning, if you are as insane as I
am, do not eat as much mushrooms as I did last
night. DRUGS ARE BAD.
Anyway,
since I plug Troma
all the time, they sent me this video that I really
wanted to watch. It's this movie called All
The Love You Cannes. It's a documentary of Troma's
adventures at the Cannes film festival. You can download
the trailer here. It is boob filled and worth the
download. They just go to this thing and harass
everyone. It teaches you how to promote movies
with a small budget and shows you a lot of bullshit in
the movie industry. If you are at all into film
making or just a big fan of movies you NEED to check
this out. Other than Lloyd
Kaufman (Co-Founder of Troma
and Plastic
Wrap Pr0n judge) this guy Doug (who sent me the
movie) is the star. He fucks shit up to the max
and makes me want to devote my life to Troma.
He is so passionate and not giving a fuck that it makes
me so excited about making the Driven By Boredom movie.
Speaking of
the Driven By Boredom movie, we are looking for
fucked up shit, naked chicks, live punk footage, or
anything else that you may have. If you have any film
(preferably DV tape), please email
me. You will get your name in the credits, a
free copy and have your stuff published. More info
on this in the future, but don't get too excited this
probably won't happen anytime soon.
9/11/02
- Happy 911
Even though
I didn't get to this update till after midnight, and its
technically September 12th, I am still going to do a 911
update. I am not going to say anything about it,
because nothing I could say you haven't already heard
100s of times over the last year. Fucked up shit
happens. The photos
I took of the Pentagon last year kinda suck because
I didn't get down there till after dark, but they are
still powerful in their own way. I also
photographed a rally that happened in DC a few days
later. It was scary for everyone. Have some
old photos. Rock
.
9/9/02
- Dare To Be Square
Either I am
extremely busy or extremely lazy. You
decide. I was out of town, I'm back, I have tons
of new pictures. Bye.
9/6/02
- More Boobs
Yesterday I
was sitting in my apartment when I got a phone call from
this girl I met the other week. She decided she
wanted me to take half naked pictures of her in plastic
wrap for the
contest. So her and her friend came over and
just walked around my apartment naked writing on each
other and covering each other in plastic wrap. Its
not everyday you have two naked
girls you hardly know in your house. Luckily I
got some pictures so you can enjoy the experience with
me.
9/3/02
- Times Ten
I saw this
amazing band Times
Ten the other day and hung out with their
drummer. I know this is a short update, with only
four pictures, so I'm going to include you guys some
links too. I gotta go to sleep right now though so
thats why its so quick. I'll hook you up with some
naked chicks
next update.
Plastic Wrap Pr0n 2002 is up.
If you have a penis you need to go and look at naked girls and tell every girl
you know to enter.
If you are a chick, you need to enter and tell every girl you know to enter.
Everyone should donate. This is life. I can not stress how rad
this contest is going to be.
