Sept 26:
My page should be down already but since its not...
Guys Who Love Me 1 - Guys Who Love Me 2 - Guys Who Love Me 3
Sept 25:
First of all, I am not switching hosts yet, so you have a few more days. Today I am going to bitch about this silly little game I am in. When I was at Penn State Rhi, who is also a competitor did promo for Survivorcam so I will post them, then I will go off on a rant about racism.
- Rhi And Igor 1 - Rhi And Igor 2 - Rhi And Tina 1 - Rhi And Tina 2 -
You see, Survivorcam 2 is filled with lots of boring closed minded people who tried to label me a racist for some pictures I posted. I had to imitate a black person and an Asian person (James and Will respectively) for my part in the competition. I own these fake Asian glasses so I had to wear them. The glasses themselves are relatively offensive, but also make for great hilarity. For James, one of the judges warned that we should stay away from black face because it was so easy. I decided to go all out and do James not as a person, but just as a mistral show performer from the 1890s or something. The point was to mock the cop out of doing black face and nothing else about the person. It was funny, because racism is funny, and it was an attack on racism if anything. (Click Here For The Picture) However, Will decided to call me a Nazi and people attacked me for being racist. Bullshit. Anyone who knows me, or reads this page would never call me that. Will went so far as to call me ignorant, the irony in that is that he doesn't know me at all and making a statement like that is much more ignorant than anything I've done.
Sept 23:
I am back, a day early. I missed you guys and I was bored so I came home. Unfortunately the Dolphins game isn't on TV cause I live too close to Baltimore. I should have stayed. Oh well, fuck it. Anyway I went to PSU for a few days. As soon as I got their I went to a small party at Rachael from Bored Blog's apartment. Moments after I got there her and her roommate Monica dragged me into their bed room and demanded I take pictures of them for my web site. They also did one for OiOiDeej, seen here. I even got to see their cat dressed up as a terrorist. They call him Phoebe Bin Laden. The cats name is Phoebe which isn't funny to begin with, as their names are Monica and Rachael. Its like Friends only worse.
The next day I hung out with Rhitard and Art Fag. We just sat around talking about how big of dorks we are. Rhi and I made signs for Survivor Cam. I would post them, but she has them... grrr. The next day we went to Hooters. It wasn't nearly as funny as it should have been. Hooters is just creepy. We made a little man out of food. Artfag's boy friend told the waitress it was my birthday and they made me and this big jock mother fucker stand on chairs and they sang happy birthday to us while we danced. I also got a balloon. It was kinda metal. Then I went home. The end. Oh yeah, I updated the tattoo section. 4 new pictures.
Sept 20:
I have to go out of town right now. I am going to visit some friends at Penn State and I'll be back on Sunday at the latest. On Monday I am switching hosts and my page should be down for a day or 3. But if it goes down for more than 12 hours Ill update it though my fan club. So check there. I over slept so I can't really update. Just go here or here and download everything. It should keep you busy until I come back. Oh yeah, you can always check Survivor Cam too... I'm still in the running...
Sept 18: I Be Am Retarded
Hemorrhoy Rogers is so fucking good I can't stand it. Lets see... what do i have for you today. If you look at the picture on the right you will see me on the back of some girl named Jocylin or something. She is in the Survivor Cam competition with me. I hope we both make it into the next round. You can see my entries here. Compare the picture on her back to this. I am impressed.
Today I spent an hour or so updating my cam archives. I know no one cares about this, but here they are if you want them. My favorite ones were of me blowing up this big ass bubble. Bigger than anything I have ever seen before. It was literally twice the size. See this picture of the gum popping? Click on that to see a quick slide show of one of my greatest accomplishments. Impressed? I am. That makes twice today. I defiantly have more stuff for you, but I don't really want to post it today. I'd prefer to just toss out some links and go back to sleep.
- Steak And Cheese - Sinnocence - Dog Bomb - DC Graf - Bored Network -
Sept 16:
This is going to be a short update because some mother fuckers poured 2 trash bags full of grass clippings all over my car... inside and out. I have to spend today cleaning out my car and waging war on the two most likely subjects. Also its Sunday and no one ever comes here on Sunday. I do have a few things for you. First of all Scumbo has a new song out, which I suggest you download now if you want to win the up coming Scumbo contest.
- Why don't I ever hang out with these kids? - Passions - So Sexy! -
Sept 14:
Today is another update about the Attack. It hopefully will be the last. First of all, I returned all the money you guys sent me to keep my page up and I matched the total and I am going to donate it to the rescue efforts.
On Wednesday night I went to the big candle light vigil in DC on the steps of the Capitol. I took a ton of pictures. Once again, it was at night, so some of them suck. Anyway it was a candle light vigil so everyone there had a candle. This caused the fire department to show up and everyone came over to thank them and hug them. It was defiantly an amazing show of support. A ton of people were praying and starting prayer circles, but most people just held candles and sang. These guys did both. Nearly everyone there was singing patriotic songs. It was pretty intense. It did have a feel of a social event unfortunately. I believe the vigil was sponsored by George Washington University so there were allot of people there just to hangout. And lastly here's two mediocre shots of people on the steps of the capitol looking at the Washington Monument.
And finally, just to cheer you up... If you want something to do that's less depressing and more entertaining go download new music from Automated Reason and Scumbo.
Sept 12:
People Instant Messaged me all day asking me about the Pentagon. For some reason I am qualified to say something about this shit. I don't know what I could possibly say that hasn't been said 100 times already. So I say nothing. Other than letting you know that I will not be selling part of the Pentagon or WTC on ebay. Maybe if I had a piece I would think about it. But thousands of people dying is not really that funny, unlike the death of a certain pop singer. This shit is defiantly fucked up. I took pictures and I will post them, but other than that I have nothing to say. At least for now... I just don't want to hear about it.
- Pentagon 1 - Pentagon 2 - Pentagon 3 - Pentagon 4 - Pentagon 5 - Pentagon 6 - Pentagon 7 -
The pictures were taken at night more than 12 hours after the attack. I took many of them from a moving car (I couldn't get any closer and cops were yelling at people who tried to stop... myself included). They aren't that spectacular, but I am glad I have them.
Donate Money To Red Cross - Donate Blood - Don't Attack Innocent Muslims
Sept 10:
I have a lot to talk about and a a bunch of crap to post. Enjoy or something. First of all to set your mind at ease.... Driven By Boredom will remain in business for the next month or so. After that I will determine if its worth it to pay for another month. I am going to try to get some ad revenue. I am sorry but it has to be done, I still promise no pop ups. I feel bad about taking peoples donations, I know I asked for them, but I haven't accepted any. None of them came with links so I have no one to link other than Steve. But I plug his shit every day so its not a big deal. I do owe some links though. For example in the post from the other day, the girl on the bottom is Laurita. I also owe plugs to dogbomb cause I haven't plugged him in a while and if you haven't already anyone who uses AOL Instant Messenger Needs to check out Baller Icons. My aim is 'drivenbyboredom' if anyone cares.
Now if you want to help DBB stay open for another few months, instead of donating money, just sign up for:
- Half.com - Ebay - Free Condoms - Free Mp3's -
I get money when you do. I also get money if you buy stuff from Hot Topic, but I don't expect you to buy anything. Just signing up for stuff would help me a ton. Speaking of ebay they are heartless fascists and banned me again. Eh, fuck it, hopefully I'll be back instated in a month or I'll have to get someone else to do ebay auctions for me.
Okay I have some useless junk. I updated the Trash section today. I added a text with some moron. Click here to read about how I tricked a guy into thinking I was a girl. There's also some ugly banners I did for Amanda and more audio porn from Perfekt. Hmm what else...
I got a new digital camera. I took it up to visit my friends Jamie and Tom at William And Marry. I took pictures of them and this girl Maggie when I got home. Nothing exciting but I was just practicing with it. Mostly I messed around with movement. I would put them into different categories but since I was just messing around here they are in a gallery together. Except for the tattoo picture witch I put in the tattoo section where it belongs. Click Here For Practice Gallery
UPDATE: I just got another email from my host. My page is gonna go down in all likelihood tomorrow. But I will get it back as soon as possible.
Fuck it. I have more stuff to post, but that blew me. I'll give you this and hopefully I will figure something out ASAP. I know its lame, but if you check out my fan club, I will update you on what's going on if my page is down. Besides, the boobs say to join!! Hopefully I'll see you guys soon...
Sept 7:
I have become so disenfranchised with this page. I work my ass off every day, never advertise and lose money running this page. So I ask for some help and most of you just make fun of me. I mean don't get me wrong, if one of the sites I read was getting shut down, and they asked me for money I would never give them anything, but I should as hell wouldn't attack them for needing help. I have till Sunday to figure this out, but no one seems to be able to host me for under 100$ and I can't afford that. I'm gonna try to get my bandwidth down, but I can't promise anything.
Anyway, if I do keep doing this site, I am going to do more contests. They are fun. I am taking to the guys from Scumbo and they want to work a contest with Driven by Boredom. I can't tell you what the contest is, but if you are interested in winning I'd go to their page and download their Mp3's.
I am so bitter today. I will be back with something interesting soon, IF my page gets figured out. If not this is my last post. Thanks for checking the site out... and anyone who wants to advertise let me know...
Sept 6:
THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT
My host is shutting me down on Sunday unless I come up with $150. Now, I don't advertise on this site, cause I love you all, but I can't spend that much money every month with out anything coming back to me. So please, help me out. If you want to advertise let me know. If you want to host me let me know. If you want to give me money here's your chance... Include your URL if you bid and ill give you a link. SAVE DRIVEN BY BOREDOM.
Sept 5:
So I got my auctions canceled. I hate ebay. I spent way too long making this. Its a page for all my Stile Project articles. Hopefully Stile will pay me one day, because I am blowing all my money on a digital camera and a tattoo gun. I must be drunk. I am not drunk. Speaking of Stile articles, I wrote this bitter rant when I was bored the other day. It was way too personal for Stile, but you can read it here.
If you notice their are two half naked girls on my web page again. They are Lindsay and Maggie. They are two friends of mine and two girls who I entered in the Plastic Wrap Pr0n contest. I didn't vote for them but they still made the finals. Unfortunately, neither of them have a web page so they can't plug themselves and they are getting their ass kicked. So, GO VOTE FOR MAGGIE OR LINDSAY.
Lastly I just wanted to tell you guys to visit Sammie's site. She (as well as a few other people who didn't have anything to link) helped me out allot with some coding issues I was having, so check her out... the HTML on her page is sooooo sexy!!
Sept 3:
I would like to start out by saying... "Aaliyah corpse sex XXX nude nipple aaliyah aaliyah and death porn lesbians NAKED" and other fun keywords. You see... Ever since Aaliyah died she has been quite popular in search engines. I had not mentioned her yet, but now I will despite I don't know or care who she is. Rock on Aaliyah, let your name send me hits!
Speaking of Aaliyah, this week only you can buy a piece of the plane that she was in when she died!! Click Here to bid!! I swear its not the piece of the MIR I sold a few months ago... Speaking of selling stuff, I am selling new stuff. Its gonna have more products in a week or so, but until then you can get a Gatorman shirt, an Automated Reason hat and a Driven By Boredom bag. BUY NOW!! Why you would want these things is beyond me... and don't forget my other shops. Shop 1 and Shop 2!! Speaking of not forgetting... send me some feedback. I know this update sucks and is mostly links, but I could use some feedback.
Hmm.. something terrible is happening. One of my favorite shows, the Family Guy is being kicked off primetime. Fox wants to move it out of its 9:30 time slot for some reason. Please EMAIL FOX and tell them to keep the Family Guy around.
What else can I plague you with... hmm... I am not usually one to lie, but today the fucking Washington Post published an article about Nay and the cam girl to the right, named Stephanie despite my threats. I am not going to actually fire bomb the post. I said I would if they published this article, but they did anyway, and I was only bluffing. Fuck. The post is not salon.com, its not wired. It is one of the most influential papers in the country. The people who uncovered Watergate! HOW CAN THEY JUSTIFY WRITING A 3 PAGE, FRONT PAGE ARTICLE ON TWO CAM GIRLS?!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Ill leave you with that. Isn't it nice to see an update with no actual content? Pretty soon I'll be just another shitty e/n site....
Sept 1:
Rabbit Rabbit and shit. I wrote a new article for Stile recently. I am going to be writing full time for him soon I think... It's fun getting your shit read by thousands of people. My fourth entry is an obituary of the goatse.cx man. But you heard it here first, HE'S NOT REALLY DEAD! It was a joke... gasp!
Last week I took pictures of these girls (Maggie and Lindsay) for the Plastic Wrap Contest witch ends tomorrow. We have been promised pictures from Rachael and Marissa, but I don't know if that's gonna happen. Check out the contest for their large galleries but here are some pictures of them holding bored signs. I have two more that I'll post later to plug the contest. But until then, enjoy these.
