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It’s Sunday and I am posting nudes.  That never happens. Sunday is the least trafficd day of the week. Why the hell would I post the type content that gets the most page views on a day that gets less traffic than any other?  Well the simple fact is I owe you.  I didn’t post any thing on Friday and Saturday because my internet was down so I decided to post these today since I didn’t get them up Friday like I had planned. Besides I have more nudes for you next week anyway.  Can anyone say X-Biz adult performer of the year Andy San Dimas?  A new set of her will be up this week so get fucking excited.  Meanwhile let me rant for a paragraph and then we can get on to the nudes.

So yeah my digital life has been a struggle of late.  My internet has been really shitty the last few weeks and I had to get a cell phone because my old one kept dropping calls and shit.  Well guess what? The new one still drops phones and loves to text people old messages in the middle of the night. Awesome.  Oh yeah and then my Facebook got taken down (I got it back) and fucking Twitter decided it would be a good idea to make Twitdroyd stop working (it’s coming back). And if that weren’t enough my internet went down for a few days.  I tried to run my life as normal by tethering my phone to my MacBook so that I could keep working and it was great for a day or two… until T-Mobile decided that my unlimited internet plan was not so unlimited and they cut my data speed.  So my internet is once again working (although I need to get a new router) but my cell phone service is slow as fuck and I barely check my email on my phone now. Fucking wonderful. Moving on…

I have shot Envy a few times.  The first time we shot alone in this creepy motel I was staying at in LA. A year later I shot her again in the same motel, but this time with Shay Ryan. In what seems to be a January tradition I was back in LA again shooting with Envy only this time she was on her way to work, I was subletting an apartment two blocks away from the creepy motel and I kinda half assed the shoot.  We shot really quickly, in the bathroom because I had no other locations in that apartment left and the bathroom seems to be my go to location. I don’t love these shots but they are kinda hot anyway.  My flash bouncing off the mirror in a lot of the pictures is sort of interesting and there is a softness from the ceiling bounce that most of my bathroom shots don’t have.

Also, these shots are interesting in that Envy decided she would not be shooting anymore naked photos. She is married and I guess retiring from the world of porn.  But don’t worry you can always see her naked on Gods Girls and banging dudes on Burning Angel.

Obviously these photos are NSFW.  You can see all the shots of Envy Amor by clicking right here. And I will see you motherfuckers tomorrow.

Just kidding. If you clicked over from Twitter or Tumblr or your RSS feeder you have been fooled! I have no Hannah Montana child porn for you no matter how much you want it. Seriously, that is gross. Why did you click that link? What the Hell is wrong with you?

All jokes aside I have nothing fun for you today. Just a little house keeping and some links.  I just thought Miley Cyrus Naked would be a better title than “Bullshit you don’t care about, and other links”.

Mostly I just wanted to tell you guys that I am going on Vacation. I will be gone Saturday to Tuesday and then as soon as I get back on Wednesday I leave for another few days to cover THE GATHERING OF THE FUCKING JUGGALOS for the Village Voice. That is really happening. I will be sleeping in an RV for 4 days in the middle of nowhere so I have my doubts that things will get updated at all. I don’t even know if I will have electricity. That is for serious.

So things will be a bit slow next week and clearly they are slow right now. I have an update for you tomorrow, and I hope I will shoot some parties either tonight or tomorrow so I have some shots ready to go for the weekend, but like I said, it might be slow around here for a little while.

So to kill time while you are impatiently refreshing my page over and over again to see if I have updated you could check out some new stuff I have online.

Here are some of the Dos & Don’ts I have shot for Vice Magazine recently: Don’t, Do, Don’t, Do, Don’t, Do, & Don’t

Here are some of my naked photos that have showed up on Gawker’s adult blog, Fleshbot, recently (NSFW): Andy, Dana, Shay & Tayte.

Here are some new Village Voice galleries: Naked Art Party, Gallery Bar, Greenhouse, & Trash.

Complex.com wrote and article on Ellen Stagg and I took the the picture of her for it.

I have some stuff in Inked Magazine this month (and most months).

And lastly, here is a picture of the Mario Kart parked outside of my apartment every day. Oh, and sorry again about the Miley Cyrus thing…

Since we last left the amazing Shay Ryan she has become a Burning Angel and starred in a movie and done a few scenes.  We are super proud of her. She also has some full time rock and roll job that kept her from hanging out with me the whole time I was in LA.  Luckily she was in town right before I left and she came over to the apartment I was subletting to shoot. I had already shot Dana DeArmond in the living area and Rabbit in the kitchen and Tayte in the bathroom so I didn’t know where I was going to shoot Shay.  We decided on this closet and then we moved to some other cabinets and it actually ended up being one of the cooler locations with her being suspended above me and getting to crawl into all of these cabinets and things.

Anyway, Shay is amazing. If she didn’t have normal human things to do I am sure she would be a super famous porn star and I am sure she will be awesome at whatever madness she is doing.  Clearly she is retarded hot and you are very lucky to get to look at naked photos of her for free. Clearly they are NSFW.

Now click here to see the super hot photos of Shay Ryan that I shot in a fantastic studio apartment in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

A few times every year I get out to the west coast… usually Vegas or Los Angeles.  Whenever I go I make an effort to meet up with as many nude models as I can when I am out there.  Shooting new girls is always the highlights of the trip.  I shoot a lot of Gods Girls since they are based in LA and a lot of Burning Angels because that’s my family but I shoot the random porn star, Suicide Girl or just random model who wants to shoot with me.

I just got back from a trip to LA where I shot about 10 shoots with a variety of girls. Starting last week I am posting two galleries every week from my trip. The goal is to get them up Mondays and Fridays but I will probably be off a bit. I decided to promote the new galleries by coming up with a page that lists all the galleries I have shot over the years of West Coast girls. Under their pictures will be their names, where I shot them and site affiliation if they have one.

I will be releasing the new ones on here as well as on the main page with a full write up.

For those who are new around here you might want to follow me on Twitter and/or Tumblr for previews of new sets and live camera phone shots from shoots that I am on plus a ton of other weird fun stuff. Or you could just take a gander at the NSFW category of my site.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy looking at these as much as I enjoyed taking them.  Thanks!

Andy San Dimas – Echo Park, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Dana DeArmond II – Koreat0wn, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Shay Ryan Of Burning Angel – Koreatown, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Tayte Lamb Of Gods Girls – Koreatown, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Tori Lux & Sparky SinClaire of Burning Angel – Koreatown, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Eden Von Sleaze of Gods Girls and Burning Angel – Bel Air, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Rabbit of Gods Girls – Koreatown, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Dana DeArmond – Koreat0wn, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Phoenix Askani of Burning Angel – Roosevelt Hotel, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Avry Heart – Excalibur Hotel, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Envy Amor of Gods Girls and Burning Angel – LeBrea Motel, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Envy Amor & Shay Ryan of Burning Angel – LeBrea Motel, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Erica of Gods Girls – Silverlake, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Evelyn of Gods Girls – LeBrea Motel, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Julene Obscene of Gods Girls – LeBrea Motel, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Madison Mitchell of Burning Angel – Madison’s Apartment, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Sailor Vega of Burning Angel – Strip Club Bathroom, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Shay Ryan of Burning Angel – LeBrea Motel, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Sparky SinClaire of Burning Angel – Palazzo Hotel, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Taylor – LeBrea Motel, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Tayte Lamb of Gods Girls – LeBrea Motel, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Toryn Of Gods Girls – Circus Circus Hotel – Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Tuesday – Venetian Hotel, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Vandal Vyxen – Venetian Hotel, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

Violet Monroe of Burning Angel & Gods Girls – HRH Tower, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

2008 Burning Angel AVN Party – Beauty Bar, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

2009 Adult Entertainment Expo – Sands Expo Center, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

2009 LA Erotica – LA Convention Center, Los Angeles – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

2010 Adult Entertainment Expo – Sands Expo Center, Las Vegas – Click Here To See The Free Gallery

I shot Gods Girl/ Burning Angel Evny Amor last year (see the pics here) when I was in LA and I figured a year later I was back and maybe we should try again.  She brought with her her Twitter friend Shay Ryan who is now infamous after my pictures of her were posted on several big sites. She also got accepted as a Burning Angel since I put up her pictures a few days ago, so things are looking up for our chances to see her have sex with people on video.  Good times!

Anyway, Shay and Envy don’t have sex with each other in these pictures because I like to keep it classy.  Well, we are shooting in a creepy motel room so maybe classy isn’t the right word.  I like to keep it trashy, but at least not graphic.  I mean, you can go to other websites if you want to see porn, you come here to see mediocre pictures of girls topless, drunk people hanging out at night clubs and witty banter such as you are reading right now.   Despite the PG-13 rating on most of my sets, these are still pretty damn sexy and are well worth taking a look at.  So please do.

You can see Shay Ryan & Envy Amore get naked in the same room together by clicking right here.  I hope it makes your day.

Shay Ryan could be big…

A year ago I was in LA and I shot a Burning Angel and Gods Girl named Envy Amor in this sleazy motel on Hollywood and Sunset.  Last week I returned to the infamous LaBrea Motel where I called up Envy to shoot again.  She came, and she brought company.

Meet Shay Ryan.  Shay wants to be a porn star. She wants to be a Burning Angel. And I think we all want her to succeed in those goals.  This girl had never been photographed naked before in any sort of professional way until she showed up to my creepy motel room. If she is serious about doing porn, I think she will be huge in a year.  This girl is nearly 6 feet tall, looks amazing naked, and is super awesome.  I think she was a little nervous doing the shoot and you can tell she doesn’t have a lot of modeling experience, but she is only 18 and she has plenty of time to practice. It has become my personal goal to get her naked on the internet as much as possible.  I am trying to convince her to come to NYC for a week to shoot with all my friends, but if you are in LA you should be shooting with her right now.

So this set is not my finest work, but then again, I am never very happy with anything I shoot.  There are just terrible shadows everywhere and the yellow walls make the light look awful.  Still, these photos are super hot, and the ones of her and Envy Amor together are even hotter.  I will post those at the end of the week, so get excited.

And remember, this week is a Not Safe For Work week.  I have nude pics for you every day this week even though we are starting a day late.

In the mean time, Click here to see Shay Ryan doing what she does best: Standing around naked looking super fly in high heels. 

Ps. Follow Shay on Twitter!