10/26/03 - Longest. Entry. Ever.

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I had a pretty bizarre week this week.  It started out with the two Aaron Carter/ Monica shows and ended with watching Jeff Krulik movies for 7 hours.    So last Saturday I was packing up Gaskets merch ready to get the hell out of Bristow, VA when a door I was trying to open slammed into my face.  Behind the door was a very apologetic Aaron Carter.  I just looked at him strangely and said "You're Aaron Carter.  You hit me with a door."  This is not my first time being assaulted by a minor celebrity.  Once Dave Attell pushed me out of the way at the DC Improv.  

Anyway, if you ever get to check out a screening of any of Jeff Krulik's movies I would do it.  I have a tape of many of his movies and I have watched a ton of his movies online, but it was amazing to see them on the big screen instead of on my monitor or TV.  I saw a movie I had seen at the James River Film Fest in Richmond called Hitler's Hat, his newest near feature length film Shocked And Amazed  and a collection of Parking Lot movies.  The Parking Lot movies are movies that he has shot in the parking lot different concerts and events over the last 17 years.  His most famous is Heavy Metal Parking Lot, which you should have seen by now.  The movies basically poke fun at the fans of Judas Priest, Neil Diamond and Monster Trucks.  While hilarious, these movies seem to be relatively exploitive.  Krulik and his co-director John Heyn said that they have really gotten into the subjects they mock, but still you get the feeling that Krulik and Heyn didn't really understand the subcultures they document.  This is specifically evident in the Monster Truck Parking Lot when Heyn asks one of the more rustic fans if he had ever heard of Deliverance.  The directors really do seem appreciative of their subjects when they asked three of them back 17 years later for this screening.  It seemed like a nice gesture until one of the Judas Preist fans he brought back who had clearly not changed that much gave a speech on patriotism.  His speech was very heartfelt, however, you got the opinion that everyone in the audience was awkwardly trying not to laugh at this man who was having trouble speaking because of his love of his country.  I myself felt sort of bad for this man who was running around the theater yelling his lines from the movie not really realizing that everyone was laughing at him, and not necessarily with him.    This being said, Heavy Metal Parking Lot is still amazingly funny and shockingly representative of '80s youth culture.  I love the movie despite everything I just said about it and truthfully don't particularly have a problem with exploitive documentary work.  Penelope Spheeris made 3 volumes of Decline Of Western Civilization documenting 80s Punk and Metal culture.  The first two are two of my favorite documentaries but defiantly lean towards being exploitative.   (she also went on to direct Wayne's World, one of the finest films in cinematic history)  Also two of my favorite photographers, Diane Arbus and Larry Clark have both been accused of being extremely exploitive.  My point is that while the Parking Lot movies  lean towards exploitation, they are still fantastic films worth checking out.  The DVD will be out soon, and I suggest you check it out.  

For everything that Parking Lot wasn't, Hitler's Hat (as well as the two shorter films he showed with it) were.  Instead of mocking his subject Krulik treats them with great respect and admiration.  It feels as if he made this for his subjects instead of about them.  Hitler's Hat is a movie about WWII veterans who helped free the Dachau concentration camps and then the following day happen on a top hat belonging to Hitler.  The movie mostly focuses on the man who found the hat and brought it back to Albany, NY.  It follows him to a reunion of the 42nd Rainbow Division over 50 years after the end of WWII.  The movie is mostly comprised with interviews of the veterans spliced with amazing footage of WWII.    The men of the 42nd are shown to be these very witty well spoken examples of the "greatest generation".  These men are polar opposites of the kids in Heavy Metal Parking Lot.  The veterans stories are very touching, revealing and amazing.  The movie contrasts very well the horrors of war with the charming personalities of the men who fought.  You laugh along right up to the story of the liberation of Dachau.  The stories and images are some of the most upsetting I have ever witnessed, but yet the movie is some how seamlessly woven so that by the end you are once again laughing with these men.  Of all the things I have seen by Krulik and loved, this is the one piece that you should not miss.  Its 40 minutes that you will remember for the rest of your life.  

The thing about Krulik's films is that they aren't necessarily about brilliant film making, they are mostly very rough and unprofessional guerilla film making.  What makes his films brilliant is the people he tracks down and interviews.  All of his subjects from Freddie Blassie to Earnest Borgnine to men obsessed with porn and Jews are amazing men, who have accomplished amazing things.  Krulik hunts down these people and shows you the most interesting things you would never see unless his camera was there.  When I became a photographer I decided I wanted to do it to show things to people that they won't see every day.  Jeff Krulik is living my dream.  He is exposing people to people they would never hear about with out him.  Even his movies about famous people (Blassie and Borgnine) aren't just fluff pieces about celebrities, but they are very interesting studies of who the man is and why the hell they are doing what they are doing with their lives.  The major problems with Krulik's films is that you want them to be longer.  You want to know more about the creators of Lancelot Link, you want to find out what Blevis the black Elvis is up to these days, you want to find out everything you can about these people.  This is why Krulik's Shocked And Amazed TV series could have been so great.  

Krulik began work on what was supposed to be a television show on Side Show Culture based on James Taylor's magazine Shocked And Amazed.  He had an extremely high budget and professional equipment.  I never found out exactly why the show never happened, but the footage became a near feature length movie.   I was extremely excited  about this film because of my love of the Sideshow.  It featured many people I have talked to online, interviewed for the failed DBB movie and read about for years.  The problem with the movie is that it tried to cover 150 years of side show culture, as well as all the current performers on the scene in just over an hour.  As a TV show, Shocked And Amazed could have had many episodes to cover some of the most amazing people alive today, however, much had to be edited out and left on the cutting room floor.  The highlights of the movie were when it focused specifically on Johnny Fox's Freakatorium and the end of Ward Hall's World Of Wonder 10 in 1.  The movie was pretty successful as an overview, but as a side show fan I wanted more.  I knew most of what was in the movie and wish this could have been expanded.  I think it stands alone as a pretty solid Discovery Channel style special, but as a television show it could have lent itself to Krulik's style and we could have really met some interesting folk.  The highlight of the movie was that James Taylor was there and I had a chance to speak with him as he was packing up.  I hope in the future I will be able to talk to him more when I visit the American Dime Museum in Baltimore.  

Overall, despite my problems with a few things, the movies were great and everything else I have seen by Krulik has been just as interesting and hi-larious.  I would recommend his movies to anyone.  I suggest watching a few of them here.  I really have to recommend Obsessed With Jews and King Of Porn, and of course if you haven't seen it, Heavy Metal Parking Lot.  And like I said before if you get a chance to see any of his movies screened, do so.  Hopefully you will get to talk to Krulik because he is himself almost as interesting as his subjects.  He is also extremely nice and invited the audience to a bar with him if they had more questions.  On top of that he remembered me from a short meeting we had in Richmond months ago.  

Wow, this is the longest DBB entry ever.  I hope you enjoyed it and actually check out Planet Krulik.  Word.  Here are some links.

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10/17/03 - Wooo!

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This week the Gaskets and I are going to DC and VA Beach to play shows with pop stars Aaron Carter and Monica.  Why?  Because they are paying us.  They expect to have over 5000 people at both shows, and it might be good for us.  Or it just be one step closer to being pathetic sell outs.  Either way the new pressings of Big Fun didn't come today so we have no CDs to sell at the two biggest shows we will probably ever play.  Quite unfortunate.  I am dressing up in a cowboy suit and dancing with a fish on stage in front of thousands of people.  It is going to be insane and I'm kinda excited.  Hopefully we can get some shows out of it.  All I know is that I have to get to Kinkos early tomorrow to make some flyers for the shows.  And bring a hell of a lot of stickers to pass out.  God Bless rock and roll.  PS.  My new picks are up.  


10/10/03 - Progeria Is Not A Laughing Matter

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That wasn't funny Igor.  These little kids have feelings.  Fair enough.  But Jesus that one that looked like the Swordfish was sooooo cute.  

I am way too busy to deal with your crap today, but I did update DBB Productions, cause like now I have business cards.  HOT SHIT! HAPPY DAYS!  I AM GOING TO DIE NOW>........... HAHAHAH! 

PS. I had some of my photos shown today, and I have 5 photo shoots to do this weekend, and some of them actually pay.  FUCK YOU I HAVE A LIFE>............


10/1/03 - Rocktober

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Obviously it is October, and you know what that means?  Okay, it doesn't mean anything, except that at some point I gotta start wearing jackets and hoodies.  I will need to buy a new one.  A zip up hoodie I think.  Yeah, that's it. I need clothes. New, better fitting pants, a new hat maybe, some new shoes.  I saw these Pumas at a mall when I hadn't slept in 2 days and they only had them in girls.  Now I can't find them online.  But I was so tired that I almost bought some Nike Air Dunk Lows.  Crazy shit huh?  I am probably sure you are wondering what the hell you are reading.  And I'll tell you.  I am in a pretty good mood.  Usually when I update, I am in a bad mood, or just really bored, or really busy so I just spit something out in two seconds.  Well tonight is different.  I am not pissed off, I am not really bored (I am about to watch Ringu or Run Ronnie Run) and I am not busy as I have nothing to do tomorrow other than buy food and toilet paper.  See, when I am not writing about how I want to kill myself or someone else, I am really boring to read.  And that is why I don't update that often.  So go fuck yourself.  

Anyway, I did a huge update today for my PhotsbyIgor site.  It is frankly amazing, and there's a bunch of new pictures of naked girls, not to mention pictures of me half nakedGo check that shit out.  Also I archived last month, so check that out here, or just simply scroll down, as it is all here all 3 updates. Wow.  And lastly, I went 13-1 last week with my NFL picks.  So beat that sucka.  Um yeah, go die, I'm out.