| 10/29/02
- Instead Of Updating...
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Because I
don't want to actually update, I will just try to make
your life better by telling you what to do. I will
just make suggestions to your life and you can take it
for what its worth, next to nothing. First thing
is, Nirvana's greatest hits came out today. I
decided to watch some lame ass MTV special on them last
night, and I realized something. Nirvana were
fucking amazing. They were about the only band I
listened to for over a year. Then Kurt
died, I was pissed off for a bit, and then I got sick of
everyone listening to them so I got into some more
underground shit, and that changed my life
forever. Nirvana got me into Black Flag, and Black
Flag got me into punk rock, and punk rock changed my
life. The point is, Nirvana has a new song out,
and you should fucking download it or buy the new
album. Next thing to do with your life. Go
see Bowling
For Columbine. Michael Moore is my fucking
hero. I have his first book on my bed side
table.... I should read it. I read his new
one. The nutty liberal in me says check
him out. The movie is fucking hilarious.
Lastly my views on Jackass. I saw the movie, and I
laughed. But the truth is, its all half
assed. They can do whatever the fuck they want and
MTV will just pay for it. The old CKY stuff was
different, if they fucked up they went to jail.
This stuff, while fucking intense at parts, is just
missing the danger and rebellion of the original skate
videos. I'm sure a lot of it is me being jealous
that these guys are getting famous for shit I've been
doing for years, and shit that I would do in a
second. When my
movie comes out people might call it a Jackass rip
off, and then they will say my movie is weak because it
lacks the budget and the means to make something like
Jackass. However, I think the DBB Movie will make
up for any budget problems, with enough sex, violence
and insanity to make everyone happy. Whats' that?
Content you say? Fine. Here's a video of my
friend Dylan
dressed as a cheerleader. How's that for
content!
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10/26/02
- Yeah
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So its
Saturday night, and I installed a fire wire card in my
computer so I can now take video from my camera and put
it on my computer. This could mean more video for
you, but I don't know how much I will give you, since I
want you to buy the DBB movie next summer. So
yeah, I'll see what I can do. I keep taking photos
daily, and not updating daily, so I have a of catching
up to do. Horrible and amazing things have happened
this weekend, and there is still one day left. I
don't even know if I can take it. We'll see what's
going on. I saw Rocket
Queen and Gurlish Figure tonight. Good stuff
mostly, I saw Sixer
and the Distillers
yesterday. Also mostly good. I think I'll
see Sixer again next week, GF in November with the Candy
Snatchers and of course I will see Rocket
Queen whenever I get the chance. No pictures
today, but I will have pictures of all those bands in
the near future. For now, just check out their
sites.
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| 10/23/02
- More Than Meets The Eye
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I decided
to update the Slightly
Amusing Crap page. I don't know why I chose
today to do it, but I did. I took a ton of
pictures at grits
wrestling last night, so I mays have those pictures
soon, maybe not. Bah. About these pictures... The
first is a crazy homeless guy. We gave him money
for beer to hold this sign because someone thought it
would be funny. I guess it was, maybe not.
Exploiting people is kinda lame. Secondly are
pictures taken the morning of my 22nd birthday. My
friends came over and glued 100s of pages of a book to
my car. It was the only present I got that
day. The third picture is a picture of my nuts
with an ear ring in them. I did this at a party
for $75. It was worth it. Fourth is a
Teenage Mutant Ninja Spiderman drawn on the wall at Ben
and Jerry's. Lastly, a picture of my yellow
vomit. I ate nothing yellow that day. SEXIEST
THING EVER!
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| 10/20/02
- Andrew WK Is A Sissy
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First, a weekend
update... So the
first thing people say to me when they first go to my
web site is "Hey, guy, you're page has a lot of naked
chicks on it!" Well if you notice, there
are no naked chicks
on the front page today. Secondly I would like to
give you some statistics. There are over 3000
pictures on this page, of that only about 100 of them
are of naked
girls. That means my page is over 97% porn
free. So stop telling me about how much nudity is
on here, and start looking at some real content.
Also, girls, send
me naked pictures of you with BORED on your tits so
this lack of nudity never happens again. Here's
some links.
- Minty
Ass - Maddox
Rules - Acronyms!
- Nestacos Is Back
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Anyway,
about something else. You guys have basically 2
days to vote in the Plastic
Wrap Pr0n contest. I suggest voting for Agent
Aeon because its a close race between her and Sarah
and because Agent Aeon won the Ultimate
Trommette contest. If she's okay with Lloyd,
she's ok with me. Um, let's see... I would
like to wish a Mr. Jay Fielder good luck and get well
soon. Oh yeah, the sniper hasn't killed me
yet. On Monday he shot someone just 10 min from my
parents house and on Saturday he struck 15 min from my
apartment. Bastard. And now the
content. Here are more Party
Pictures. I added a ton of new ones, so check
the gallery. I haven't been taking as many
pictures these days because I have been preparing for
the movie, but here's some that I have taken.
Nothing exciting
really...
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| 10/18/02
- Useless
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I should
probably just quit doing this fucking web site, because
I never update. I have SO much fucking stuff
too. I just haven't gotten around to doing any of
it. I don't know why, I don't have anything better
to do. Well, today is no exception. I have
nothing for you, except to tell you that I don't need
anyone else from Texas, but I am still looking for
extreme stuff on film. Seriously, I'll be back one
day in full force, that day is not today. Fuck
off.
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10/15/02
- Live In Texas??
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I need some
help. I am looking for people with video cameras
who live in Texas who want to help out with the DBB
Movie. Specifically people who live in, or near
Austin or Dallas. Also, if you live in New Orleans
and could film something taking place on the 26th of
this month let
me know about that too. We can't pay you, but
you would get to see some crazy shit for free. I
also need kids actively involved involved in
Tattoo, Piercing, Side Show, or Street Punk
culture. If you know any big punk rock bands let
me know. And of course, if you have any insane
footage shot on MiniDV or Digital8, you can let
me know about that. Anyone who helps will get
free copies of the movie, will be credited on the film,
and depending on what you do, other amazing stuff.
EMAIL ME IF
YOU CAN HELP!!!
I might
update again tonight. An old friend just
died. RIP BEN HOILER.
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| 10/13/02
- Tattoos
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Finally
some fucking content. Jesus. I know I've
been fucking up, but hopefully I'll do something with
this fucking page soon. I have nothing much to say
except to profess my undying love for the Miami
Dolphins. I've been doing a lot of writing by the
way, and I think I'm going to do some more reviews and
stuff, so like, there's new things coming.
Anyway... Today
I got some tattoos for you. !5 of them or
something. So check out the Tattoo
Section for a bunch of new ink. Some of my
favorites are at the bottom as usual. How
exciting.
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| 10/10/02
- I Suck
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A day after
I promise you that I would be updating with more
regularity, I decide to go home for the weekend.
Well, one day soon I will get back to updating on the
regular, but that day is not today. You're lucky
that I even remembered to tell you at all.
Fuckers. In order to try to make it up to you, I
give you THIS.
Read it with love, I'll officially add it to the page
later, with many, many pictures. Pray I don't get killed
this weekend.
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| 10/8/02
- I'm Back
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So shit,
I'm back. I almost died with out internet for over
week. I had like over 200 emails when I got
back. But no interesting emails... so
send me some. Entertain me. Here's last
months archive. I
probably have much to tell you, but I will do it in
future updates. I have a ton of new band photos to
drop on you, as well as an article I wrote that Stile
won't post because it's too long. I have a ton of
party pictures, and I just got Adobe Premiere, so I
might have video in the future, who knows. Anyway,
the most important thing is, the Plastic Wrap Comp is
over. VOTE
FOR THE WINNER! YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!! I
suggest voting for Kim, Lillith or Bella, because I know
them personally, and wont have to pay the shipping to
send them their fucking prizes. Be back soon, with more
regularity.
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