Oct 30: Riot At Wall-Mart
Happy Birthday Jamie. Okay, in the strange case that you have never heard the worst song ever written, download Darth Vedder's, Riot At Wal-Mart, because it is the theme song for today's update. Okay yesterday my boy Scott and I went to Wall-Mart to fuck some shit up. We succeeded. We rolled in with my camera and Scott's mini disc recorder. First we found a pogo stick and I hopped around on that for a while, but I kept falling over and knocking stuff of the shelf. Then we found the pet section. I thought about putting the fighting fish in with the normal fish, but there was a camera so I wussed out. I did, however, cover Scott in bird feed. Then we built a fort in the Lego isle. We tried on some Halloween costumes. Scott was an Alien and I was a Witch with a fish and a gold bra. Why is it that I am always the one in drag? Scott also dressed up with a Dale Earnhart hat and shot a penguin. What else? Um.. we fucked up some paint and I got stuck in a big thing of pillows. We had alot more stuff planed but then something happened. I started skiing around on a chair and pushing the cart when we found a good row to stand on this monkey sculpture we found. I stood up on it, with out knowing an employee was watching. So hear I am standing on this monkey sculpture waving around a frying pan when this guy starts watching me. Then I jump off it and it fell to the ground decapitating it. Well he told some people and we promiced to pay for it. Then we some how escaped and went home with out getting arrested. It was a fun night.
Oct 28:
Once in a while I have to give my friends something. I'm about to post a lot of pictures from a party we had this weekend. I'll post the pix from Saturday night later, cause right now I can't find my camera. Most of people couldn't give a fuck less about some hotel party I had, but fuck you, this is for the AV kidz. Rock Most On, you hat eating mother fuckers.
- Adam - Benny - Benny 2 - DooDoo - DooDoo And Chris - Fight - Fight 2 - Jen And Chris - Justin - Me Riding Benny And Hector - Nathan - Scott And Helena -
Oct 26:
This is the least amount of work I have paid DBB since I started it. Ironically this is the most popular the site has ever been. I should just quit and then my page would be REALLY popular. Anyway, I'll get back on it soon, I have just been kinda busy and I can't sleep, so I am always tired and never want to do anything, especially do this web page. However, I will prevail and I am getting a new logo on Monday. I am updating AV Art again, and I am going to do something with this page soon. So just wait a bit and it will get done. I have been driving around DC and VA to get graffiti for you guys. I got a 50$ parking ticket and was chased by an unknown person under a bridge. So I have risked life and limb for you. I hope you are happy with the results.
Now I have some people I need to plug. These bastards deserve it. Lets start with the girl on the left. See her foot? It says my name on it or something. That is fucking sick. I hate feet. However the girl is Chelle, the famous cam girl, who my friend Benny is in love with. She voted me off Survivor Cam, but I have to plug this girl so then she will come hang out with me and I will introduce her to Benny and they will get married and have puppies. The second person I have to plug is Dogbomb. This crazy bastard did the design of my web page and now he fixed the comments section. He is a genius and I love him. The third person I have to plug is Edmund. His site (This Is A Cry For Help) just kicks fucking ass. Twisted movies and fun stuff for everyone! Go to his page, click animations, love them. Okay that's it. See you fucks later.
- This Is A Cry For Help - Dogbomb - Chelle -
Oct 23:
Sorry I have been slacking recently, but I have been trying to apply to reapply to college. Also, my sleeping schedule has gotten really bad, and waking up at 4 pm is not so good for updating web pages. I am just bullshitting and trying to waste space. I am just kinda sick of updating every two days. That doesn't mean I'm gonna stop, it just means that you may get shitty updates until I get my life together. For example, today's update, which is nothing but this fan sign here. It's not even an exciting one. Wait, I have an idea. Here's the first nipples I have shown on DBB ever. Get excited, be 18+, click here for b00bz. Now, that was exciting and the update doesn't suck so much right? Fuck it. I'm out.
Oct 20:
Today is a day of weirdness. To the right you may notice a man wearing women's clothes. This is my friend Adam. I just recently added him and 2 other people to the AVArt Page. I also added some more of my own artwork as well as Abby's. It's worth checking out, it took me long enough. Anyway you can check out more pictures of Adam and other half naked men HERE. You sick fucks. More importantly though, I have 5 pictures of two of the strangest sculptures I have ever seen. One is a 15 foot tall Gwar-like statue I saw in the back of a pick up truck, and the other is a monkey riding a fish. All I want to know is what the hell is wrong with the world, and why is it so damn cool.
- Gwar Statue 1 - Gwar Statue 2 - Gwar Statue 3 - Sea Monkey 1 - Sea Monkey 2 -
Oct 18:
I don't usually update two days in a row, but I got a Stile Project link so I had to do something. You see, Stile Project fans are perverted bastards and when they see some creepy guy with a beard at the top of my page they close the window. But now, they will see some sexy girl at the top of my page and they will rejoice. For those from my page who want to read the article I wrote for Stile, click here. For those who come from Stile who want to read the other articles I wrote for Stile click here. And now to spread the love....
- Icy Hot Stuntaz - Steak And Cheese - Area 51 - Scumbo - Baller Icons - Automated Reason -
Oct 17:
My favorite part of this site (other than the half naked girls) is the tattoos. I just carry my camera around everywhere looking for exciting things and collecting tattoos. Recently I photographed my boy Scott who was visiting DC from Pittsburgh and this girl Rachael who showed me her boobs for some reason. And I also have a picture of this kick ass Orko tattoo.
- Scott's Fetus - Scott's Ankh - Scott's Shoulder - Scott's Notes - Orko - Rachel's Dragonfly - Rachel's Lion - Rachel's Boobs -
Oct 15:
I am back from Massachusetts. I have a few boring pictures, but I left my digi cam in the car. When I update next tomorrow or Wednesday, I will have lots of tattoo pictures I took, including some really cool ones. But I got back, and I just designed a web page for one of my friends, so instead of doing a quality update, I am going to offer you free stickers. If you want a Driven By Boredom sticker fill this out this form and I'll send you one if I like your answers. If you email client doesn't work with the form, send me and email telling me your name, address, and why I should send you a sticker. Oh yeah, you're welcome for the picture of Sammie half naked...
Oct 10:
So yeah, I got voted off Survivor cause of some bullshit. Lebastard told me it was cause he was afraid of me. He is a lying bitch as is Kev Slider.. but I guess that's part of the game. I really wouldn't have cared if the people I trusted didn't lie to me. Fuck 'em.
Anyway, I was out of town, and I'm going out of town again tomorrow, so I won't update for a few days. Sorry. I will however leave you with pictures of one of the sexiest rock and roll bands I know of... or um... of which I know. Anyway... here they are:
- Donna A - Donna R - Donna A 2 - Donna C - Donna R 2 - Donnas A & F - Donna R 3 -
Oct 7: Wild World Of Sports
To start with I redid the Sports Pictures Gallery, one step closer to where I want my web page to be by February. February is my 1 year anniversary, and I have a goal in mind for this page, and I will reach it by then. Anyway, I have lots of sports for you. To start with I have pictures from a rowdy game of drunken kick ball. We played for hours with a bunch of the local Alexandria kids. The Famous MC Keithor was on hand as was Gatorman, two of DBB's biggest celebrities along with Shanna, Mookie, Omar, Scotty J, Justin and myself. It was exceptional, whisky out of thermos', homeless guys stealing bases, and a 3 dollar kick ball... could you get much better than that? I <3 Gatorman.
Secondly, we have pictures of a Hockey game I saw. A preseason game between the Caps and some other team. These aren't worth viewing unless you are a big fan of hockey...
- Hockey 1 - Hockey 2 - Hockey 3 - Hockey 4 -
And finally we have pictures of me being a jackass and riding off things. Riding down hills on Shop-Vac's, racing down slides and down hills with a scooter. Sledding off roofs, again and again... I even talked my friend Justin into sledding off that roof. I can't forget riding the sled with a gun, or surfing it down a plastic slide... Yeah... that was fun... Oh the insanity, ohh the pain.
I wish I could do an update like that everyday, but I don't have the content or the time... Oh well... Remember, you can check out all the sports stuff here and vote for me in Survivor.
Oct 5: Guys Guys Guys!
Ooh, two updates in two days.. get excited. Soon we will have the World of Sports addition of DBB. Don't ask.. just get excited for Sunday. Today I just have to get bitter about the most recent review I got of this site, as seen here. As well as saying many bad things about my site he disses my site for having "mediocre breasts" on it. My mom also complains about this. I explained to both of them, that I don't ask for these pictures of breasts, I just get them. So to please everyone here are fan signs from menfolk. (Thanks to Technokev and Orgazma for some of these) How boring....
- Technokev - Ass Man - Man Boobs - Bored Homeless Guy -
- Guys Who Love Me 1 - Guys Who Love Me 2 - Guys Who Love Me 3 -
Oct 4:
I have so much shit for you guys, but now is not the time... I slept until 6 today and now I have to go out... maybe I will update again tonight or tomorrow or something, but I have a ton of new pictures for you... until then check THIS out. Its my entries for the newest Survivorcam IC. And I just wanted to mention that I fucked up a link the other day... so go HERE.
Oct 2:
My page is back! I am extremely happy, thanks to my new host Neet Hosting and amazing tech support from Friss. They are working hard to earn my 25$ a month. Now I just gotta find something to update my page with. My life has been kinda boring lately but I am going to play drunken kick ball tonight so I might get some cool pictures. For now I will just give you crap that I have laying around.
Okay for now it looks like I just have boring fan signs for you, nothing spectacular. But I am working on some new projects including some Onionesque articles from Mc Special Keithor himself. But untill then we have fan signs and Survivorcam to keep you amused. In fact, I did two videos for Survivorcam that I will be posting soon. They are funny as hell. Vote for me!
