11/21/03 - I Have Naked Pictures Of Your Mom

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Sorry for my bitching.  I got a lot of emails from you guys (mostly girls telling me how hot I am) and I appreciate it.  (I would appreciate it more if those same girls sent me naked pictures of themselves with BORED written on them).  Anyway, I was wondering if anyone wants to buy a DVD player?  You see, I have purchased the wrong DVD player twice.  Both times I have ordered it thinking I was going to get a region free player, but yet, both times I got the exact same, US coded player.  It makes me want to punch things.  Specifically whoever the fuck is in charge of amazon.com.  So I now have 3 DVD players, none of which who will play my PAL and Hong Kong DVDs.  How the fuck am I suppose to watch all 50+ of Takeshi Miike's movies with out a god damned region free player.  Fucking bastards.  Can anyone recommend me a good region free player?  I am going to go to bed now, because tomorrow I have to visit old people and get them to sign release forms so I can give this non-profit organization pictures of them I took playing bingo.  They pictures are really cute, I'll try to get some of them up eventually.  I also have to fax this contract to Tinderbox Music so they will send out 300 copies of Big Fun to college radio stations all over the US.  If you live near a major college, after December 2nd, you should call and request Gaskets' songs.  I'll remind you again later.  I wish I had some good story or something to tell you since I haven't updated in a while.  Did you hear about the Polish Terrorist?  They told him to blow up a car, but he ended up burning his lips on the exhaust pipe.  The first person who can tell me what movie that joke is from I will send some DBB and Gaskets stickers.  Here are some links.

- Free Porn - Family Guy!? - DVD Eggs - Fake Boobs


11/11/03 - Hot Diggity Dog

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It's hard being as fantastic as me without getting all the credit I deserve.  Probably why I never update, because no one really cares about the effort.  Who the hell are the 700-1000 people who read this site daily?  They sure as hell aren't talking to me about it.  The point is, today I got screwed twice.  Firstly, I found this site, and sent them, this video.  Instead of posting my amazing video of me swallowing a hot dog whole on the main site, they posted it in the members only area, where I can't even see it.  Luckily my friend is a member and showed me the part where it says "Here is a video of some guy swallowing a hot dog."  Some guy?  I mean Jesus, I am Igor damnit, king of men!!  Secondly, this magazine Chew On This published two photos of mine with out crediting me.  This is the second time this has happened, but last time it was in an ad, so I can hardly blame them, but I do all this free photo work for people and I want some credit.  The bastards at Suicide Girls didn't even credit me with the last set I shot for them.  Augh.  Anyway, here are the two pictures I shot for Chew On This.  The first is of the Hell's Satans (incorrectly mentioned as the Devil's Satans) and the second is of the World Famous The Gaskets.  The photos were taken for the "what are you thankful for" Thanksgiving issue.  Anyway, I'll stop bitching. Sorry.

More info on the Gaskets.  Other than the mention in Chew On This, they were also on the cover of Southern Minnesota's Static Magazine.  And finaly you can check out some of the photos I shot of the Gaskets recently in a montage, that is the splash intro at TheGaskets.com.  Check that out, the pictures are red and musical.  Woo.  I am going to go read my book on pirates now.  


11/3/03 - Blah

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My internet is down, so if this gets up, when it's supposed to is anyone's guess.  The Dolphins lost yesterday so I was horribly depressed.  It could be tough for them to make the playoffs looking at the schedule they have a head of them.  Anyway, as depressing as that is, I slept.  I slept all day.  I got up to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Sea Lab, but then I promptly went back to sleep.  I woke up around 4 AM, 12 hours after the Dolphins lost and about 8 hours till my next class.  I decided I would use this time to be productive.  I watched Lolita as I packaged and hand labeled 34 Gaskets CDs to send out to magazines and web sites so we can get the album some press. (if you guys have any suggestions of who to send CD's to email me)  I then wrote all 34 zines/websites/labels/etc individual letters and packed it all up.  Then I took all the random Gaskets crap I have around my house and organized it in to this makeshift scrap book thing. Then I took a shower and now I am updating my website.  As soon as I finish this I am going to try to register for classes.  Now the point is, you don't care at all.  And my point is, I don't want to kill myself, as I did at 4PM yesterday, so everything is working out.  I have a lot of photo shit to do for classes ASAP, but other than that, I am rock and roll to the max.  Halloween was kinda cool.  I had a fantastic costume.  Some how I didn't manage to get any, despite my costume.  Oh well.  Anyway, I have nothing else to say, except to ask... how come no one sends me naked pictures of themselves anymore?  Those were the days......  Here's October...