Nov 29:
My copy of Adobe Photoshop no longer works so I wont have many pictures until I fix it. Truthfully, my whole computer is acting screwy, and the virus I had didn't help much either. I did write a new article for Stile, which is why half of you are looking at this page. My people can read it here. Also, these boobs to the left are for the Stile Project people.
So yeah, I feel a bit stupid with out the content I had for today. It wasn't any good anyway, but at least it was something. Hopefully, I will get Photoshop working by next update. I'll just cater to the new people today. Check out my forums. I need this shit up and running damnit! GO GO GO! Also, most importantly is of course Fun Fetish. If you aren't familiar with this page you are probably unaware of it. If you are familiar with this page you are sick of hearing about it. However.. new people... SUBMIT PICTURES! Now some links...
- Epitaph Records - Steak And Cheese - Dog Bomb - Automated Reason - Bored Network - Pedophiles Unite - Icy Hot Stuntaz - Technokev - Hacker Network -
Nov 28:
NO UPDATE TILL YOU START POSTING ON THE FORUM, or until tomorrow when I am done reapplying for college.
Nov 26:
I got a lot of good shit for you today. Get excited. First and most importantly someone made me some forums. This is excellent because you guys can come hang out and such. Anyway, it will give you something to do. And if you don't use it... I'll just delete it. You should check out this guys site, its a cool chat program called, Chatwarehouse. Yeah. Get to the forum here.
BIG NEWS: Sneak peak of Fun Fetish just for Driven By Boredom fans. Here are all the pictures we have gotten so far, organized by fake category. The page isn't done yet, but you get the good part now.
I updated the guy web cams for the first time since last February. I am getting ripped off again. Everyone's doing this fake ebay thing, and telling me about it. I should start doing that shit again. I do have a new credit card... hmmm... Well I was about to bring back the auctions, but ebay is fucking up... so I'll do that later. You will like it I had more stuff to say but I just spent the last 30 min trying to get ebay to function properly, so like... I'm out.
EMERGENCY BREAK! I linked Rhi 8 times the other day. But to the wrong URL. I must fix that. GO TO HER SITE GO TO HER SITE!!!
Nov 24:
All my friends are home for Thxgiving break, so I am taking a break from updating this page. I'll be back Monday with a decent update. I have gotten some renewed interest in my page and a lot will be happening soon. Fun Fetish could be up on Monday at the earliest. I am going out to photograph shit more now that I have batteries. I am going to finally update some of the page that I haven't touched since I made it 9 months ago. I am going to archive the last 6 months. And I am going to Rock Most On. I have also decided that this page will have less boobs in the future, because it is pissing off my old school female fans. Don't worry, their will still be boobs, but not as often. Fun Fetish will be the place for boobs. The half naked man above is for Sara. Until then, have some links.
- I Want A New Girlfriend - Dogbomb - Explosion Of Stupid - All Thumbs -
Nov 21:
So first things first, lets deal with the boobs to your left. They are Rhiannons. I told her I would link her 8 times if she did a bunch of pictures for Fun Fetish... wich she did. So I must link her 8 times. So go to Aussie Rhi's page. Kthx.
Now, an even more important link. I am talking to Epitaph Records about doing some advertising with them. But, don't worry, no banner ads on the front page. I've never advertised in the past, but Epitaph is a company who I have supported for many years and put out a lot of music I dig. Anyway, I was checking out their web page, and its pretty tight. You can get a ton of free music, among alot of other shit. Plus they put out 2 Dwarves records so how can you go wrong?? Go To Epitaph.com!!
Um, lets see, other random crap... Um... Skrog finally got a domain name. US Rhi won Survivor Cam. Fun Fetish is going to open soon. Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Stacy is stealing my Ebay auctions. And I have to drive for an hour and a half to pick up my brother at the Airport. Rock Most On.
Nov 19:
I gotta apply to school today and I don't have anything to post, but instead of giving you nothing like I did yesterday, I am going to talk to you about animals, and how I want them as pets. You see, the other day I went to the National Zoo, and they didn't have my 4 favorite animals, or at least I didn't see them. I was pissed. I went their to get interviewed about my old web site. And I was going to photograph the animals afterwards, but it got too dark and I only got this one bad picture of a lion. However, I will do the e/n thing and steal from other people. Here are the animals I wanted to photograph. The first, and most important is a Capuchin. They are monkeys, like the one on friends, and they rule all things. I want one sooo badly, unfortunately they are not the best pets. Capuchin's own all. The second animal is a Fennel, my least favorite of these animals bad ass creatures here. They are like foxes with big ears. Thirdly we have a Chinchilla. They are fucking rad as shit. They are rodents, but they look like furry pumpkins. Sarahcide owns a cool one named Chilly. Now, the coolest looking animal in existence is a Dik Dik. These are some bad ass mother fuckers. They are miniature antelopes. Imagine something the size of a small dog with horns and hooves. That's just crucial. The end of this stupid update.
Nov 18:
As I watch my Miami Dolphins get their ass kicked by the Jets for the 8th time in his life, I think to my self "It's the weekend, I don't want to update."
Nov 15:
God damnit, its been two days again. I gotta update again. Before I give you the new content I just have to talk about other crap. First of all, Fun Fetish. WE NEED SUBMISSIONS!!! Girls, submit shit NOW. Guys, talk your favorite cam girls in to submitting, I beg of you. We need this page up and running! Sinnocence has been a big help, trying to get people to send Dogbomb and I pictures of her fans naked. I love her, go to her site, rejoice in the boobs! I updated my cam archives. You can go there and look at me typing. Exciting. Okay, now I have some boring ass pictures for you. They are of my friends doing nothing, mostly at lame parties. I am posting them cause I love my friends and because I have nothing better to post.
- Kathrine - Maggie - Dylan And Tiffa - Scott - Shanna - Will - Tiffa - Tait -
Nov 13:
So... you want an update. This one is going to be small but huge. This update is giving you sneak peaks at two sites I am developing. First we got Pedophiles Unite. Its a random generator of porn that might appeal to a child molester. Not a site for the weak... The page isn't done, and I am looking for more pictures for it... but you get it now. The second page is Fun Fetish. You will be hearing a lot about Fun Fetish in the weeks to come, so don't worry so much about it now. The rules to the page are up now, so ladies... go here and submit stuff before the page exists... Also, just so you have something to look at... here are some boring fan signs from this girl.
- Heather 1- Heather 2 - Heather 3 - Heather 4 -
Nov 11:
Two months after the bombings my life is pretty much the same. No job, no girl, no school, nothing. Just depression, sleep problems, and rock and fucking roll. It's all good, and you don't give a fuck about me, so... I am just going to give you some new tattoo art. Happy? I didn't fucking think so. So what do you want? Let me know. And before you ask, no, I am not doing any more ebay auctions. Fuck Ebay. You guys probably just want half naked chicks and pictures of me looking tremendously sexy. Well I'll hook that up later, but in the mean time, give me better ideas or I am going to keep giving you boring ass updates. And stop sending me boring fan signs. I hope you all die. Now for the tattoos...
- Lenore - Tribal Sleeve - Oriental Devil - Ernesto's Arm - Ernesto's Arm 2 - Ernesto's Back - Long And Strong -
Nov 9:
I have officially run out of content. Hopefully, more content will come shortly. Until then I only have boring ass fan signs. And I don't even know if they are worth posting. I hate this web site today. I am sure I will get back into it, but frankly, right now, I am not in the mood. The picture on the right is too big so I have to keep typing to make it look pretty. Go to her site here.
- Boring Fan Sign 1 - Boring Fan Sign 2 - Boring Fan Sign 3 -
Nov 6:
As per usual, whenever I get Stile Project link I give you naked girls. Because I know that's what you filthy bastards want. However, the filthy bastards who are coming here now just read a really shitty article I wrote. I am sorry, I was on sleeping pills and didn't realize it sucked until I read it today. You can read my better Stile articles here. And here's the boobs, thanks to Ms. Penis Queer, the love of my life. Thank you ever so much for the naked girls.
Nov 5: TMBG (Part 2)
More TMBG pictures! These ones are better, so you better fucking appreciate them. I'll do the pictures in a nice thumb nailed gallery later, but every time I use Photoshop, it makes my mp3's skip, so like fuck that. I'll just give you some pictures. First we have pictures of A They Might Be Giants cover band, called Sapphire Bullets. They look familiar, but I can't remember where I have seen them before.
- Sapphire Bullets - Jared - Jared 2 - Jared 3 - Jared 4 - Tyler - Tyler 2 - Tyler 3 - Jared And Tyler - Jared And Tyler 2 -
And now for They Must Be Giants
- Flansburgh - Flansburgh And Dan Miller - Flansburgh W/ Stick - Flansburgh W/ Stick 2 - Flansburgh Spin A Dial - Linnell - Linnell 2 - Linnell And Dan W - Linnell's Face - Linnell Hopping - Linnell Sax - Dan "Mother Fucking" Hickey -
Nov 3: TMBG (Part 1)
I saw They Might Be Giants on Halloween. Those guys rock harder than any one I have ever seen. They opened up for themselves as a fake band called Sapphire Bullets, then they came back and played a 2 hour set. Afterwards they signed autographs and I got a picture of myself with John Flansburgh, the guitarist and one of the singers for the band. I asked him to hold the BORED sticker so he put it in his mouth. These guys rock so hard that I have two days worth of pictures of them. Monday, I will release the other half of the pictures along with a nicely reorganized band pictures section. But until then... here's the pictures... Rock Most On.
- Flansburgh 1 - Flansburgh 2 - Flansburgh 3 - Flansburgh 4 - Flansburgh 5 - Flansburgh Confetti - Linnell 1 - Linnell 2 - Linnell 3 - Linnell Creepy - Linnell Confetti - Dan Weinkauf And Flansburgh 1 - Dan Weinkauf And Flansburgh 2 - Dan Weinkauf And Linnell - Dan Hickey -
PS. GO TO THIS PAGE. THEN GET A WEB PAGE AND LINK IT!!!
Nov 1:
I have spend this update telling everyone how much I love this girl. I don't even know what her real name is, but she goes by Orgasma Penis Queer. She has sent me a bunch of crazy fan signs before, being as her friends rock out so hard and she goes to lots of insane parties. She is also out of her mind. Anyway, she has sent me 10 pictures of peoples breasts. And I will be posting them over the next few days, starting today. I will also give her mad plugs, because I love her. I could love you too... send me fan signs...
I went to a costume party that sucked the other day, but I have some pictures from it anyway. Mostly pictures of my friends Adam and Maggie dressed as whores. Maggie looked the hottest that night I have ever seen her, mostly because she was wearing Tina's wig. Anyway, I saw They Might Be Giants last night and got some sweet pictures. I'll post them one day. Yeah.. Rock Most On.
