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5/31/02
- More Crazy Willy
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I have so
much content for you, but I am going to do my best to
spread it out over the next few weeks. You will be
full of fun. No bullshit updates this month.
Today we have more Crazy
Willy songs and some links. If you know the real
name of "Hey Momma" let
me know. First the links (cough ADS
cough). PS. I made out with 3 girls on my birthday,
I rule.
- Freak
Farm 51 - Stile
Top 50 - Bored
Network - Funky
Shit Top 50 - Suicide
Girls -
- Loving
Her Was Easy - Black
Dog - Douche
Bag Of Earl - Boss
Your Ass (Spoken Word)-
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5/29/02
- Happy Birthday To Me
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So yeah
today is my birthday. The one day a year I whore
my wish
list, but the only person who has ever gotten me
anything off it was my mom. I also want this.
You should get it for me. Oh well. In joyous
memory of the day I was born I am going to post new
pictures of me. Because I am a conceited bastard
and I haven't updated the pictures of me in
months.
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5/27/02
- Memorial Day
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In
order to celebrate Memorial Day, I am going to give you
music by the only Vietnam Vet that I know. This is
Crazy
Willy. He is amazing. I have 13 tracks
of his. That's 4 a day for 3 updates (plus one
extra spoken word track!). He will rock your
artwork. Automated
Reason digitally mastered these tracks and they
sound pretty good considering they were recorded using a
karaoke machine in a crowded city almost 2 years
ago. Soon we are going to interview him, and AR is
going to do a remix of one of his songs. Then we
are going to make a full CD of his work. But you
are the first to hear it. Enjoy or something.
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Intro
- Same
Old Story - Bad
Dream - Caught
In A Trap -
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5/25/02
- Mmmm.... Naked Girls...
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As
per normal, I have some naked
fan signs for you. I know the only reason half
of you come back is for the naked
girls, so I try to do my best to get them for
you. Its only fair. So ladies, send
me more. I photographed this girl for this new
site I may be working on. Don't get too excited,
its at least 2 months away, but this is our first
model. She may one day be a Suicide
Girl, cause we shot for them too. Hmm...
yeah... enjoy...
 
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| 5/23/02
- The Succulents
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Today is the first day in a series
of music that I am going to be posting over the next few
weeks. I am going to redo the entire Musuck
section once I post it all. It should be
entertaining. I have over 20 MP3's to post so
yeah, get excited. So anyway, I was in a band in
high school. My friend Jamie
sang, Tom
played guitar and Marshall
did the drums. We recorded a ton of songs on a 4
track in Jamie's basement. We never played
any shows, and I didn't do much except sing every now
and then, and play the kazoo/ocarina/washboard.
It was fun though and I have found a number of the
songs. Enjoy them all, they are brilliant.
- High School
Brats - Vampire Chicks -
Succo Set -
No Pot I Cry -
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5/20/02
- Playing With Fire
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I
finally got my camera cords, so I can post some old
stuff I have. Last weekend I went to my friend
Marshall's birthday party and there this guy decided he
would go out side and start playing with these chains he
had. Basically, they were chains with fire on the
end. They were actually quite intense. It happened
at night, so the lighting sucks, so the pictures in
turn, suck as well. But what can you
do. Here they are.
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| 5/17/02
- Augh...
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birthday Mom. I am going to Richmond tomorrow, and
I will get the plugs to my camera so I can give you new
pictures and stuff. I'll actually have some sort
of content. However, until then I only have some
links. Sorry the updates have been half assed
recently, but I have some great content coming up.
Including 12 MP3s of Crazy
Willy. Speaking of Willy, I saw Bumfights
today. It was amazing. Okay, until then,
have some links, I gotta go to sleep...
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Stile
Top 50 - Oi Oi
Deej - Sinnocence
- RHIE - Dogbomb
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| 5/15/02
- OMFG!
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the most amazing thing happened. My friend Orgazma
saw Kids In The Hall in Canada the other day and she met
all the guys. And because she loves me she got me
a fan sign with Mark
McKinney. I was frankly giddy. So enjoy
some fan
signs and I'll be back on Friday.
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| 5/13/02
- The Church Of Igor And The Orange Plastic Fish
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4 or 5 years ago I started a short lived cult based on
an orange plastic fish. I would go out preaching
to people in the street about how great I was and how I
could make their life better. It was fucking
funny, trust me. Anyway, I found the web site, but
it was all fucked up. So I downloaded all the
files, edited them, cleaned it up, and uploaded on to my
server. So now you can check
it out. I also found the first
page I ever made, it's not so exciting. This
took me a few hours, so that's all the content you get
for today. Explore the new page fully.
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| 5/11/02
- Yum
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am seriously a fucking idiot. I left the cables to
my digital camera at school. That means you get no
new pictures until I go back to Richmond to get
them. I was excited because I found all these old
(yet amazing)
pictures of mine and I was going to scan them... but
then the scanner broke. I have no idea what's
wrong with it, but my computer doesn't recognize
it. Yes, it's plugged in. Anyway, I have
over 50 pictures to scan and no scanner. I also
found my first web page ever, and when I get around to
it I am going to upload it on to my server. Until
then, you will have to deal with half
assed content. Speaking of ass, I am going to
post some pictures of Carrie
today. She sent me these the other day, and I
thought about not posting them. Until now DBB has
been 99% vagina free, but today I am selling out and
posting these despite my reservations. If you want
to see even more graphic pictures, check out her
site. Enjoy.
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| 5/8/02
- Go Ninja Go Ninja Go Ninja Go
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know I am fucking up, but I am busy for a few days damn
it. I am moving and I have exams and stuff.
I don't really have anything to post today, I mean, I
have some stuff but its already 2:30 and I want to eat
before going to sleep. I did get this
you could check out. I'll post it officially one
day in the future. I also wrote a Spider-Man review
for Floorgasm, you
could read that. I should do some new ebay
auctions. I'll update more often once school
is over. I do have a ton of random crap to post,
maybe I'll post it tomorrow or Friday, but in all likelihood
you are looking at Saturday before I post anything legitimate.
Eh, I'll see what I can do. In the mean time...
send me email.
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| 5/5/02
- Tattoos And Links
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than saying happy birthday to Orgazma I got some tattoos
for you and that's about it. I'll toss in some
links just to pretend like this is a worthwhile
update. I am going out of town for a few days so
this probably won't get updated till like Thursday. I'm
going to my parents house and the computer there has
problems logging into my site, but if I can get in,
maybe I'll update. If you are bored go harass
people on the tag board or in chat.
Till next time...
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Robot
Rats - Irritating
Fish - Technology
Rules - Boom!
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| 5/2/02
- Fan Signs Are Fun
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yeah, I got some new fan signs for you today, but first
some house cleaning. Send
me more fan signs right now. It's May so the
April archives are here.
Secondly this guy Drunken
Dave, helped me some more with my page. If you
notice, I now have a tag board, and the "Random
Whore" picture now links to its larger image.
So if you see some hot girls boobs, you can click for a
larger image. Rejoice.
Gotta love the right side of the page. So
anyway, you web masters should sign up for Dave's
new Top Sites. Lastly, I am going to start
making my page slightly more graphic intensive, I have
gotten some complaints about lack of images
on the front page. So here are the fan signs...
Click To Enlarge.
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