May 30: Blah...
I got drunk yesterday. The first time ever. I will post pictures and tell you about it tomorrow or something but for now you just get the facts:
5 Shots of 70 Proof Spiced Rum + 5 Shots of 100 Proof Whiskey + One Shot of 80 Proof Citrus Rum + One Shot of 80 Proof Vodka = Me pissing of many of my closest friends and making a general ass of myself.
On a positive note, I didn't puke or have a hang over... none the less, its gonna be a long time before I do that again....
May 28: 1 More Day
Tomorrow I turn 21. I don't drink, but tomorrow, I will get drunk for the first time in my young life. Buy Me a present. Or at least send me a fan sign. Speaking of fan signs I got this from Marissa yesterday. She's from Maryland. MD, is literally the worst place on earth, but she's cute, so we'll let her get away with it... visit her site and stalk her.
Also, my friend Will from Handstand Records sent me this. He took it while he was on the road with his band Excitebike. It's defiantly amusing and he took it so it counts as original content... I think....
May 26: Update Of Champions
I finally archived all the old crap and can move on to some new stuff. Before I do some real work and do a site redesign and update the Icy Hot Stuntaz Page, I need to get rid of some of the junk I've been meaning to get rid of. (My friend Andy said that It's okay to end sentences in a preposition now, so there...)
Lets start out with some new tattoos. Chris got one for his mom, but spelled her name wrong. (Keep in mind this picture was taken moments after we got in a huge brawl) I went to get and helped design Automated Reason's first tattoo. It's defiantly tight. This is it...
Let's see what else. Here is a new ebay auction. The first since I got suspended. Everybody loves plastic gloves.
Here's some cool stuff Seletka made for me... let me know if you like either of the buttons... I may use them...
Want Some Links?
- Walflower - BallerIcons - Chicken Legs - Plasticb0x - DogBomb - Jeremiad - Bored Net - x160rX - Arrogancy - Dr, Macabre -
And Of Course, your daily Family Circus....
May 24: <No Subject>
I just woke up and decided I'd update, but really I have nothing to say. This is not a personal page so I'm not going to explain why I am so fucking lazy. I got my ebay account back so I'll have some ebay fun for you next week. My brother's web page is back for a little bit, so check it out. Jeremiad.com
Also It's my dads birthday today. Happy birthday to him!
May 22: Hellz Yeah!
I finally set up my computer. I am on a dial up now, but I can deal with that. This weekend I'll archive shit and do a big update, but for now I can get back to posting Family Circus and stuff like that. The lust for this page has been rejuvenated. I'd do it today but I gotta take Automated Reason and Marshall to get tattoos. Frameless page redesign coming soon....
May 20: Beer For Everyone!
Due to a glitch in my drivers license I can buy beer 9 days before my 21st birthday. This means for the next few years I will be buying all sorts of people beer. This is not something I look forward to, but as many have done before me, it is my duty. Yesterday I went into a bar at midnight and wondered around. It was a horrific experience. Some 35 year old woman holding a large blue drink and wearing earmuffs shaped like breasts started freaking me. After avoiding the dozens of balding 40 year olds I some how escaped and I have sense vowed never to return to a bar again.
For some odd reason I am writing for another site. You'd think since I have nothing to say on this page I wouldn't write for another site, but I am a tool, so I must...
Today is also a special day because I am posting links for sites I actually really dig. Usually I just whore out my friends to you, but not today... no sir. These sites are fun for the whole family.
Yourbellybutton.net - I am a big fan of stomachs and this site feeds my need.
Liquidgeneration.com - One of the coolest sites ever to ask me for a link...
Lastly I got new sleeping pills so I will be able to go to sleep before 6 am and wake up before 5 pm. This means I will finally have time to set up my computer and can start doing real updates. Rejoice! (PS. I played with a $600 Chiwawa puppy yesterday, it ruled!)
May 18: Fan Art
My cycle of updating every two days was thrown off yesterday because I took some pain killers and didn't wake up until 5:30. Then I had to go out to dinner with my mom for her birthday. Anyway here's some fan art.
Unrelated Question: How many times is too many for a girl to cheat on you? Is 4 too many? I think it is...
May 15: Musuck
Automated Reason and I came up with a Stile Project Theme song entry for Stile's contest. It was going to be better but we kinda got sick of it and quit. So download the song.
Also if anyone wants to see Camilla's or Verotika's boobz I have them here.
I will install my computer this week... meaning lots of fun for everyone. I have lots of stuff for you all, I just don't have it here on my brothers box.
Also Usuck.com has been shut down, this means that if you have linked Icy Hot Stuntaz to www.icyhot.usuck.com that link no longer works. Change your links to www.drivenbyboredom.com/bling.htm. Sorry....
May 13: Happy Mothers Day
I <3 My Mom.
Sorry that I am so useless. I have so many plans for this page, but my computer isn't even set up yet. I am lazier than god who hasn't done anything since day 6. Okay, I PROMICE i will update soon. I have the Nambla page, I have updates for the Stuntaz, I have more pictures to post, things to archive and much more. I'm even going to do a sight redesign. Now, off topic, I was uninvited to the CamCom2001 and I'm bitter. Fight The Power!
May 11: I Sux
I am extremely lazy and have way too many things to do to update today. But I am going to anyway. I am going to be working on a fake NAMBLA web page soon, so if you have any, send me pictures of cute little boys. It's my boy Marshall's birthday today, so email him and make fun of him. Icy Hot Stuntaz hate mail coming soon. Speaking of the Stuntaz.. they got a new member...
May 8: Stile Sux
I got linked from Stile Project today. That was cool. So to make things easier on those of you new to the site I figured I'd show some of the highlights.
Icy Hot Stuntaz - Ebay - Pictures - Bored Network - Fan Art
Theirs a lot of stuff on this page... so look around. Here's a new fan art picture that I got tonight at a party where my boy Keith was lifting a dog in the air with his teeth. And yesterday my car hit 100,000 miles.
May 7: Beaten Like A Drag Queen...
Like I mentioned I got my ass kicked yesterday. It by some wanna be thugs. Click Here to read about the fight. Here are some pictures of the after effects. I would have taken pictures of the fight its self but I was too busy getting beat with shovels.
- Dylan - Chris - Chris 2 - My Face - My Back - My Eye The Next Day -
Also I finally have the pictures of Rhi and Tina. I will post them all on in the Tina section later. But I have better things to do today. *cough*revenge*cough* So here are the pix of me in drag with Rhiannon.
- Angels - Bondage - Chickenlegz - Cute - Bondage 2 - Growl... - Tina Is A Whore - Awww... - Best Friends - Nice Tits -
And now for some random links from people who help me out a lot...
- E^2 - Oi Oi Deej - Plastic B0x - Top 50 - Hax0r Network - Baller Icons - Area 51 -
Click The Picture!
May 6: The Worst Day Ever
Yesterday was the best! First I drove all the way home from my school, it was so hot and I got so lost... a wonderful way to spend 5 hours. THEN, I stopped by my ex-girlfriends house and she told me she just wants to be friends, I can't even kiss her anymore. Then I went to this shitty party, where I proceeded to get involved in the biggest brawl I have ever seen. Among other things I got a shovel broken over me and hit in the face with a bottle. I then had to spend the next 5 hours in the hospital. Of course my brother decides to wake me up like 3 hours later and I couldn't go back to seep cause I hurt to much, so I woke up to have my parents yell at me. So I check my stats and it turns out yesterday was the worst day in Driven By Boredom history. I got like 150 hits. So make my day, if you have a web page, link me. PLEASE. I will tell you more about the fight and post some pictures of it when I can see out of my right eye.
May 4: Tina Is Back!
What are sexy, smart, has mad computer skillz and beautiful hair? Rhiannon and Tina of course!! Last night Rhi came over. This was odd cause the only time I had talked to her was online. But she came over and we dressed up and took lots of pictures. It was cool, but it kinda sucks that as soon as I meet someone half way interesting I gotta leave school. I should have met her two years ago. Oh well, I'm out of this hell hole. Thank god... I will post the rest of the pics next week. But I gotta go party tonight!
PS. Ebay suck and the suspended my account. But its only for a month cause I complained. More ebay fun then.
May 3: Boobies!
My alter ego Tina, the drag queen of chickenlegs.net received fan art a few days ago. I can't reveal who's breasts they are but here is a completely unrelated link.
So this Icy Hot Ballerz site I made has become quite popular. In two days its doubled my daily traffic. People are blaming me for ripping off another site, but I just published the pictures I found, and mine are funnier. Theirs a third site that just took the pictures from my page and gets 3 times the traffic mine does. In order to maintain my originality I will not post any of those links. I have gotten so much hate mail from people who think the sites real. Its way too funny and I will post it on the ICB page soon enough. But for the record... it's mostly just homophobic and racist.
May 1: Link Day!
Today is the jolliest of days! Link day! Have fun clicking!!
Dog Bomb - Sp00ned - Misunderstood - FF Area 51
Oi Oi Deej - Rhi3 - External Error - Icy Hot Stuntaz - BoredNet
Arrogancy - Monochromism - The Inept - Ice Bot - Stile Project 50
Chickenlegs - Plastic Box - Wallflower - Baller Icons - Automated Reason
One other thing... go to Pink Purge and yell at Zee cause she wont fix my banner.. sniff...
