March 31: Movies and Hot Chicks
Before I go into the fun stuff I just had to bitch about ebay. They took down my auctions AGAIN. Those fucking communists! So for a while I am not making any more ebay auctions. At least until I come up with something funny. I have a few ideas, but nothing worth talking about. Damnit, things like this put me in the worst mood. Anyway what put me in a better mood was last night. I finally left the house last night and I went to a party. At this party a few things happened, I took off my pants and so did lots of other people at my request, I finally got to hang out with this girl who I am in love with (and her surprisingly cool friends) and I got not one, but 4 hot girls to play with my hair! I also got these very same girls to let me write my URL on their stomachs. You may recognize the girl on the left as *Kelly* from jeremiad.com.
Unfortunately, all of them have boyfriends I believe... in fact, every girl I know, who is the slightest bit attractive, has a boyfriend. Anyways... I have new movies for you, so get excited.
March 30: I Am Hot
People have been debating my hotness recently. I have even been called ugly. But I have also been called good things (hell I got a 8.9 on amihotornot). So it is up for debate. I have compiled a number of pictures of me so people can decide for themselves. I know people don't want to look at me, and I for one don't blame them. I don't wanna look at you. BUT I want these pictures online so I can send them to my online suitors (that is a joke). Anyway, I really don't have anything else to offer today. So um... This girl thinks I am ugly... grrr... My mom thinks I look like Tom Cruise.
Brosie thinks I r0x... so I MUST be hot...
March 29: Black Mailing Cam Girls Has Never Been Easier
I got another picture from a cam girl plugging my page. This time Perfekt decided that she didn't like all the bad pictures of her on the Cam Whores Portal so I told her if she made a pretty one plugging my site I would add it. So I did. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a pretty face... especially when my URL is written on it.
In other news, I got a one cent money order in the mail today. It was for a Farside joke I sold on ebay. The thing is though is that the Self Addressed Stamped Envelope they sent with it, didn't have enough postage, so even though I made a penny off the auction I had to pay that penny to send the joke back to them. Bastards. Speaking of ebay, I am trying to sell my piece of the Mir again today. This time as a piece of modern art. It still amuses me that those commies are putting shit in to space that they can't get down. We should bomb them back to the stone age! Bring back the cold war!!
March 28: For Love Of God Why?
I recently received this from a Mr., or as he likes to be called, Cap'n' KonamiKid. Notice both the Bored Net. reference on his arm and the Driven By Boredom on his head! Click it to see a close up of the arm... if for some reason you really want to see someone jab pins in to their arm in detail...
What else... lets see... I added protest pictures to the picture page, witch includes the riot pictures I posted last week... so check them out... hmm... I changed the most recent lip sync movies from .wmv files to .rm files... people were having issues. I think I am going to go back to an .exe format for future movies...
March 27. 2001: My Page Is Less Ugly...
One of the most common complaints I have gotten is that my page is ugly, so I changed the font and colored the scroll bars. If you think its still ugly tell me what else I should do. I am lazy so keep in mind that all the other fonts will stay the same, only on the front page will they be veranda... oooh... Another complain was not enough pretty pictures on the main page, evidently people hate to read and care more about style than content... so here's a pretty picture of me wearing a DC flag.
So anyway, I added two movies today and I will add two more later this week so check them out later.
March 26. 2001: Bored Network
My beloved Bored Net has finally been created!! Check it out now! The Bored Net currently features 3 sites and this one. It has Propositional Logic, Crazy and AV Art. PL is the home to the creative master mind Foofinator. Crazy is this amazing comic created by my friend Benny and AV Art is a collection of a number of artists work from Alexandria, VA... my beloved home. Check them all out, you have no idea how much effort all this stuff took. That should do you for now... look for more pictures later this week. Rock most on... Oh yeah.. old updates have been Archived... see what you missed!
March 25. 2001: Oh So Soon...
Tomorrow is gonna be a huge day in Driven By Boredom history. The opening of the Bored Network. Get excited, I am. I am selling Penis Pump Coupon on ebay if anyone is interested. DBB fans get 2% off the final bid price! I added new graffiti pix that I took a while back and never got scanned. But, now I gotta go work on the Bored Net some more... its killing my weekend... oh well... I'll leave you with another famous cam girl representing me. Because I am metal!
March 24. 2001: All Your Mace Are Belong To Us
Last night the Penn State basketball team lost to Temple in the Sweet 16 of the NCAA Tournament. This led to a massive riot on campus. Over 4000 people were involved. The police arrested 19 people, including 3 right in front of me. On top of this, they maced literally hundreds of people, many for no reason. I saw a guy have a conversation with a cop, as he turned to leave, the cop asked him a question, and as he turned he was sprayed. I didn't get hit directly, but I caught some spray and just the fumes that I breathed were pretty bad. The cops were out of control they took my spiked baseball bat and threatend to mace and arrest me more times than I can count. It seem though that the people who had cameras were off limits. Anyway, I took some pictures, they will be organized in the Protest picture section eventually, but they kinda suck so I am not too worried. The flash on my digital camera sucks, I wish I had my real one with me. Oh well.
Guy Getting Arrested For "Failure to Disperse" - Riot Cops - Fuck The Police - Guy Getting Arrested For Aggravated Assault
Anyway, on the Ebay front I am still getting messed with. They took down my second Mir auction, but I am fighting back with my Fake Fred Durst Autograph. If you write to them on my behalf, write to moreinfo@ebay.com. Thanks.
This week I will have the biggest update since the opening of DBB. Look for it on Monday, or late Sunday night. It will be huge, tons of awsome art and music. Also more pictures, ebay auctions and finally archives!!
March 23. 2001: Ebay Sucks
After thousands of page views ebay decided to take down my Mir auction. But not only did they take down that auction but they took down ALL my auctions. Please email ended@ebay.com and tell them not to take down any of "igor79"s auctions. Anyway, I put up a new Mir auction to spite them... the bastards. Check it HERE.
March 23. 2001: My 15 Mirnutes Of Fame
After the Mir crashed last night I decided to lie and pretend I had an actual piece of the Mir space station that I was willing to sell on ebay. I thought it was amusing and so did the people at the Register AND Wired!! I am friggin famous. Click Here to read the article about my auction from The Register and Click Here for the article from Wired.! For those who came from the Register and Wired... Click Here for my other ebay auctions! Let me know if you see the link anywhere else!
March 22. 2001: Get Skintight
I finally got my pictures of the lovely Donnas scanned and they are in the Band Pictures section. I added some links to the Portal and I am selling a pickle on ebay. That is all... Look forward to huge updates this weekend... The Bored Net may finally exist and I will have some of this stuff archived!
March 21. 2001: Contentless Update
I am going to whine about my life, but I am not going to do it on the main page. If you want to read about why I am in a horrible mood CLICK HERE. Other than that I just wanted to mention that I made the Stile Project Portal because Troma told me he would send me a DVD if I scanned my butt. I did, and soon "Tromeo and Juliet" will by mine!
March 20. 2001: Send Me Money!
I am trying to make Driven By Boredom Stickers, thanks to Sticker Guy. But this is harder than it looks. See, it requires money, something witch I don't have. I collected all the change in my room, and all the funds from the ebay auctions and have accumulated some money, but I need more. Click Here to help with my sticker fund. Here is the sticker design by the way. Let me know what you think.
Anyway, Fat Rob from Waste sent me this bizarre sound. I think it says something like "DBB OWNZ!". It's kinda metal. I also got a email from this guy Mike Hickey from the band Daiquiri. They are this great punk band from Canada who happen to have (or maybe HAD) Glen Humplick from the Tom Green Show in them. I completely forgot about them, but you should defiantly check them out. They are great and Mike is rad.
More importantly I added more movies! Remember the ones of me hurting myself? There are more now, I did them all the same day, but now they are compressed and doubled for your viewing pleasure. Check Em Out!
March 19. 2001: One Day I Will Have Archives
Yesterday I was quite bitter and didn't get to tell you about the show. They Might Be Giants were so good! They are amazing live. If you haven't seen them, go. My brother broke his TMBG hymen too... It was weird seeing him there, especially cause he was wearing a stileproject.com shirt. Speaking of my brother, Charisma seems to think that they are going to get married. Personaly I find it amusing, and more amusing still is that I black mailed her with obscene pix of her and her dog in order to get her to plug the web page.
This wasn't the first time I have been made famous, once I was kinda on Zee's cam. Look carefully for the name "Igor1". I'm famous! Anyway, today I fixed some Crazy Willy pictures that didn't work and added a new 'girl' to the cam portal. I also added tattoo pictures and new ebay emails. I updated the ebay page as well. Okay, look around, have fun, and rock most on.
March 18. 2001: Busses Suck
I just came back from an absolutely horrid bus riding experience. I had a 2.5 hour lay over in Harrisburg, PA. This is not a fun place to be. And on the bus I sat next to the fattest woman I have ever seen who ate this horrible smelling food for half the ride, and spent the second half picking shit out of her teeth. To make things worse the Discman I just bought (because my old one broke on the bus ride down) suffers from a complete lack of volume. It was overwhelmed by the engine of the bus. All these factors have caused this very unproductive update. But tomorrow I'll have something for you, I promise...
March 16. 2001: They Might Be Giants
I'm going home to day to see They Might Be Giants in DC. New ebay auction and new pictures are up. So that should keep you busy till Monday or something. I hope. If not check out the musical stylings of Sacagawea.
March 15. 2001: Swedish Fish
I am only updating cause I said I would. The only thing I added was an ebay listing for Stale Swedish Fish as jewlery. I'm going home tomorrow so I'm gonna work on the page tonight and do an update for tomorrow. I was gonna do alot of work this weekend, but TMBG changed my plans.
March 15. 2001: Chix Hate Me
I forgot to mention that yesterday I started dating and then broke up with Jacquie from Electronic Whore. This makes two girls in two days. Jacquie though I was just using her for hits... First a real life girl dumps me, then an internet one.. what's next, a blow up doll? Oh well... Ill probably update again tonight. To keep you entertained here's a picture of me in spandex pants and a picture of me sexy and wet with out a shirt on looking brutal.
March 14. 2001: Whip It!
I just heard Devo on a friggin Scope commercial. I also just realized that my spell check no longer works. So until I fix that you will have typos galore. I added the Crazy Willy gallery today. Beautiful pictures. I also added two links and uploaded two of the movies I made. My mom called me to yell at me about these very movies, but if you want suck my bandwidth and download these movies!
March 13. 2001: Ouch
Today I my psudo girlfriend and I broke up and I stapled myself in the arm. These things were unrelated. But I got the stapling on tape and will be online shortly. I also started taking Ambien today. I slept for 10 hours and stuff. Its outta control. I slept through a class... this much sleep is amazing. AMAZING. I never sleep. I added some emails to ebay page, some party pictures and some other stuff. Look around.
March 12. 2001: Pictures Are Pretty
I updated the ebay section, added two auctions and most importantly redid the picture section. I added pictures of bands, pictures of graffiti, and some funny stuff. Check those out cause photography is the most important part of my life and therefore this page. Remember lots more updates this week so keep coming back... spread the word. Rock Most On.
March 11. 2001: Breaks Over
Well I just got back from spring break and I'm insanely tired. Believe it or not I did a lot of work for this page. I scanned over 120 pictures that will be up in the next week or so. I fought ebay over their policies on selling my nuts on their site and I started working on 3 of the newest additions to the Bored Net. Its looking like Bored Net is essential a place where I can display stuff that doesn't fit the format of the page. I am going to be posting a friends comic, some local art work and the genius of Automated Reason. I have a ton of other stuff in the works and am beginning to overwhelm myself. I started taking a new anti-depressant and got some sleeping pills. Maybe attempt to pass a few of my classes. It doesn't really matter. Just come back every day this week, because I PROMISE there will be TONS of new additions daily. In the mean time check out some lovely junk mail I received over the break. (speaking of, entertain me, send me mail!)
Subject: An MP3.com Fan has sent you an email!
Hi!
I have to say I`m very impressed of your music, I have to listen again and again after I download it!
I think you would like my "World Project Remix" at http://www.mp3.com/efree do you?
Could you make a new song special for me?
Sincerely
Kjetil (Efree)Subject: Nasty Teen's on There Knee's
Hey my name is Nikki
im 19 yrs..I am half Guyanese and half Brazilian
I go to Georgetown University
Cum check out my site that is helping me pay for college
We have many pixs of my friends and i in the international
section of our site
CUM CHECK OUT OUR HOT PIXSNow here is my question: Why the hell would you take the time to send SPAM me if you aren't even going to make sense or spell anything right. I mean why the hell am I going to take you seriously if "There" is used incorrectly in the subject or if the email is in broken English and makes almost no sense? And even if I could understand Kjetil's brilliant email why would I make a new song special for him? What is wrong with the world? ...not enough guns in schools.
March 1. 2001: Open House
Today is the first day of Driven By Boredom. How exciting. Look around read the information page. Let me know what you think. You have any suggestions please let me know. Buy my ebay stuff cause I think its funny. Um check out my movies my music and the web cams. I have no idea what to say. I am bored as hell and I'm trying my best to entertain myself. I'd like to entertain you kids as well, so please, check everything out. Um... I am going on my spring break today so I won't be editing the page for a week or so, but come on, I just spent the last month working on this thing... I know you have enough to do for the next week. Rock most on and tell your friends!
February 26. 2001: Preview...
You are here either because you are a friend of mine, because you are a web master who I am trying to get to plug my page or because you somehow stumbled here. Either way you are one of the first to see my new site. Congrats or something. I hope you like it. Officially this page opens March 1st so I still have some things to work on. Let me know if you have any suggestions of anything... And don't forget to check out my information page. Rock most on.
