6/29/02 - What?
Man I suck.  I don't update nearly enough and I am sorry about it.  I just seem to be busy these days.  I really need sleep right now,  so once again I am going to blow off the update.  I'll try to give you some stuff to think about while I sleep and I'll try to update tomorrow.  Firstly, I found this gallery.  I never had it up before, and now I do.  Um, I finally bought Benefit's CD.  I suggest you do the same, its great.  I saw They Might Be Giants today.  I didn't take any pictures this time, but they were good.  Um, yeah, I'll go to sleep now, but check this out.  Bye.

6/26/02 - <3 Rhie <3
So you want boobs don't you?  That's probably why most people come here.  I hate this fact, this is why for a while I didn't post boobs.  But then my hits went down, so I started posting more and more boobs.  My site is not a porn site, there's much better stuff on here than naked girls, but I need your love.  I will keep posting boobs.  So yeah.  Rhie is amazingShe sent me 9 fan signs.  We love her.  Rhiannon is on Camwhores and you can see her naked boobs constantly.  Go to her site and give her money.  Once you do that you can look at the new pictures of her boobs.


6/23/02 - Fuck Off
It's 6 AM and I really don't want to update.  So I am not going to.  I've been depressed lately and not in the mood to deal with you bastards.  The only thing that has helped me through this shit has been some girl and  Lowbrow.  It is amazing and will cheer you up.  Thanks to Daign for the link.  I've also been writing a lot, but none of it I am going to let you read.  Um... yeah.  I'm going to Richmond tomorrow, I'll update later.  Die.  

6/20/02 - Rumble In The Woods
A while ago my friends Jamie, Sam and Keith got really drunk at Jamie's house while I sat around and watched them.  Around 4am we came up with the idea to drive by Colin Powell's house and hope the secret service would pull us over and harass us.  I don't know, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.  Anyway, on the way over there we passed this big ass field that we couldn't see across because of the fog.  So we got out of the car and ran around in the field and in the woods.  Jamie, Sam and Keith proceeded to attack each other while I took pictures.  These pictures are probably boring, and only the 4 of us care about them, but they are amusing too me.  So fuck you, if you don't like them, make your own fucking web page.  Bastards.  Gallery Goes Here.


6/18/02 - Fan Signs
For a change of pace, today I am going to post some fan signs that aren't of naked girls.  I got pix of my favorite photographer and idol, Glen E. Friedman and Jimmy from Murphy's Law.  I also got a photo from these girls who imitated the movie "It".  I love fans who are into horror movies!  And lastly I got this creepy photo of an eye!   Oh yeah, there's a new article on Stile.


6/18/02 - Fan Signs
For a change of pace, today I am going to post some fan signs that aren't of naked girls.  I got pix of my favorite photographer and idol, Glen E. Friedman and Jimmy from Murphy's Law.  I also got a photo from these girls who imitated the movie "It".  I love fans who are into horror movies!  And lastly I got this creepy photo of an eye!   Oh yeah, there's a new article on Stile.


6/16/02 - I <3 Tattoos

So today I added 14 tattoos to the Tattoo Gallery.  Enjoy them, some of them are rad.  I even got Jimmy from Murphy's Law's tattoos on there.  I don't have much to say today, so I'll just let the tattoos do the talking.  Skin art/ body mods are fantastic, love them.  They make you look sexy.  Trust me, since I got my lip ring, I have made out with like 10 girls...  I am way too cool for you all.  Or not...   


6/14/02 - So Much Content, So Little Time
Sorry, I forgot to update yesterday.  I am also sorry that today's update is useless.  You see, I have been working a lot, and falling in love with and unhealthy amount of women, and frankly just rocking too hard to have the time to update.  Truthfully, I've just been spending way too much time with these rock and rollers.   Unf.  Anyway, I am going to hang out with Marissa right now so I don't have time to upload any new content on my 56k, so yeah, I'll update with quickness and rage this weekend.  I have to write an article for Stile, and I have to do some work for Suicide Girls, THEN, I will dedicate 100% of my free time to this damn page. Until then, rock most on.

6/11/02 - Karaoke
This is my last (and the worst) MP3 update.  I have music from me in 7th grade with friends of mine doing karaoke.  It is terrible, its defiantly not worth the download.  This is the first weak update I've done in a while, and I'm doing it because I am pissed off.  My site has been the best its ever been and no one comes here any more.  So yeah, link me at once, please.  Now the music, then I will whore my old friends in hopes that they link me in return.  CLICK ALL THE LINKS!  PS. New music section coming soon.

 - Unskinny Bop - Sweet Child O' Mine - Truckin' - Patience - Bohemian Rhapsody -

- Sammie - Rhi <3 - Floorgasm - Web Pig - Aaron - Sinnocence - Stile - Kap - Jack - Steve - Juice - Shelia - Simon - Amanda


6/9/02 - Laya
I just got back from NYC today.  It was rad.  I didn't take many pictures, but the ones I did will be up eventually.  I just have so much to post first.  Anyway, thanks to the amazing Orgazma we have a whole new section of Fan Signs.  She sent me 20 photos of her friend Laya with BORED written on her.  Both those girls are fucking amazing.  Check out the gallery.  These are my favorites...


6/7/02 - Crazy Willy Part 3
I'm going to New York to buy a photo from Glen E. Friedman.  Who just happens to be my biggest inspiration and my idol.  I will be gone for two days, then I am going to Richmond for two days.  So I may not have any time to update for a few days.  But then again, I may try to sneak in an update Sunday night.  I don't really know.  Here are the last of the Willy MP3's.  Love them, they are brilliant.  Willy is my hero.  If anyone wants to remix any of these MPS's, please do and send them my way.

 - Hound Dog - What That Woman's Been Doing To Me - Been A Long Time (feat. Bobby Carroll) - Help Me, Baby (feat. Bobby Carroll) - Scott Ass Mother Fucker


6/4/02 - Very Metal

Before I begin the update: Ninja Turtle Porn Is Back.  So yeah, I had this birthday party the other night and I got to make out with like three girls and we rocked hard yeah.  I also showed everyone my penis.  Anyway here are some pictures from it.  Unfortunately no pictures of my penis.  In the process of adding these pictures, I also added some old stuff I have so check out both the Suburban Life, and the Party Pictures sections for new stuff.  Here are a few examples of what I added too the  two updated sections. 


6/2/02 - Rolling Thunder
Its the first update of the month, which means you get May archived.  Look back on the past month and say "hey" this site is cool, I will send Igor cash and pictures of naked girls with BORED written on them. Anyways, on to the photos.  Check out this gallery of pictures that I took at the annual Rolling Thunder motorcycle rally in DC.    These guys are so bad ass.