June 30:

Today I have some more fan art for you.  As well as something most incredibly exciting.  Driven By Boredom stickers came today, and in true DBB fashion you can only get them on ebay.  This auction is only 3 days long, so you better hurry.  This is your chance to get 10 of them cheap before they are available anywhere else.  Click the sticker to bid.

And here is the fan art.  First from China at Raunch-House.com we have this odd creation. 

And we have this picture from Stacy who as far as I can tell, is only 16, making this picture really really creepy.  

June 28:

I don't know what to do today.  I have a ton of stuff for you, but I think I may save it, and spread it out over a few days.  I mean, what happens if I get nothing in the next week.  Then I'll have blown my load all at once and you will have nothing.  Damn straight.  You will get the fan signs from her and her later.  Today you get the real goods.

My friend Scott's mom works at a school, and since its summer she brought home some crazy video editing equipment.  Meaning I can finally make use of my video camera.   This is good for you.  Today we have the first of hopefully many videos to come.  Available in both .avi and .mov.  Have fun...

Omar Hitting Himself In The Head - Coming from someone who has been knocked out with a beer bottle, I know that this hurts like hell.  Omar was amazingly drunk and decided he could break a bottle over his head.  He couldn't. (.AVI or .MOV)

Dylan Getting Hit With A Light Bulb - This is absolutely amazing.  The best thing I of which I have taken part.  I break a large fluorescent light over Dylan's head.  Fantastic.  DOWNLOAD THIS NOW. (.AVI or .MOV)

Use the comment thing below to tell me what you think of these movies and if I should post more.  

June 26:

I think I need to say something about fan signs.  Someone named Michelle sent this to me today:

Now while I greatly appreciate this, I also have a problem with it.  Anyone can write Driven By Boredom on top of another picture.  To prove this point, I just received a fan sign from Democratic Presidential hopeful Adlai Stevenson despite the fact that he died 20 years before the internet was even invented.

So keep sending your fan signs, but from now on I am not going to post ones that don't have something written on you or at the very least holding a sign.

June 25:

Today is another step in my domination of the world.  Today my stickers are finally getting printed.  Hopefully I'll have them in a few weeks.  Secondly my autograph is now selling for 6$ on ebay.  Go bid on it, I know you want it.  And thirdly in my plot for world domination I registered the following URLs"

www.rockmoston.com - Rock Most On is a saying I made up a few years ago and I use all the time, I figured I should register it... It just goes to DBB if you use it.

www.av4life.com - AV stands for Alexandria, VA.  AV is where I have lived all my life.  It links to the site I made that has art from people I know around the area.

www.automatedreason.com - Automated Reason is my friend Andy's name when he makes music.  I made him a web page for it, and now it has a proper domain name.  

www.pedophilesunite.com  - Unfortunately Nambla.com was taken so I had to go with the next best thing.  Now that I have a proper domain for it, I will actually get some work done on my fake Nambla page.  

www.boredblog.com - This is going to be the future home of a weblog site.  Its only going to be good writers with funny shit to say.  No links, no bullshit.

www.loopmonkey.com - This was my old page that I don't work on anymore.  But I finally own the domain, so I'm happy.

And once again let me remind you, fill out my feedback form so I can make this page better.  And use the comment thing below.  Dogbomb worked his ass off on it, so use it damnit.

June 23: 

Last night I spent over an hour writing an article on why Washington, DC sucks.  It was kinda brilliant, however, my computer froze and I lost the whole thing.  I may rewrite it one day, but I really doubt it.  I figure I will just summarize now.  I got lost in South East DC after being diverted by one of the most horrible car accidents I have ever seen, which featured among other things a flaming car and a big truck full of gas.  So I am stuck in one of the worst neighbor hoods in the US.  The crack capitol of the world.  Murdertown.  But what bothered me wasn't the bad neighborhood, it was the fucking potholes and the terrible traffic and the fact that DC is the most confusing system of roads ever.  The only positive thing was that DC has a new license plate that says "TAXATION WITH OUT REPRESENTATION" on it.  Brilliant.  That's the last time I leave the suburbs...

I had a dream last night that the Beastie Boys were gonna play with Blondie, or so I thought.  I was like, god damn, Debbie Harry is hot.  But they didn't play, instead that terrible musician by the name of Uncle Cracker came out with Gandhi.  And Mike D said something along the lines of "My Name is Mike D and I'm down with Gandhi."  It was fucked up.  So yeah, send me links to where I can find pictures of Debbie Harry naked and I'll post them, because well... she's just really hot, and my dream told me to.  I also dreamed I hugged this guy last night...

I have only things of mild amusement to post today.  So send me some fan pics or something.  I have two texts that I find mildly amusing.  This one is a conversation between some random person who I don't know and me about child porn. (My name has been deleted so you can't stalk me  you sick bastard!)  And this one is "Drivenbyboredom.com Ownz J00" in binary code thanks to Fat Rob.  I also updated the Tina Gallery.

I just wanted to remind you people to take advantage of the new stuff on my page.  Use the Tag "Bored" on the left to talk to other people on the page.  Use the comment thing below to bitch about what I have to say.  And use the feedback form to let me know what you think of the page.  Also someone emailed me to ask if I had any buttons so that you can link my page.  They can be found here -->  LINK ME!

June 18: Fear And Loathing In Alexandria

This is about to be a long pointless entry about my life. So instead of bothering the people who came here to be entertained I am going to post my meaningless ramblings on Hunter S. Thompson HERE. You can look away if you must...

Now on to the fun... Here are some new tattoo pictures. 

- Joe's Back - Joe's Arm - AC/DC - Alexandria, VA - Kahn's Tat-

Lastly, some girl named Michelle emailed me and told me that she loved me.  She even sent me a picture of her breasts, however, the picture didn't come out and when I email her it comes back to me.  So Michelle, if you are out there... email me from an account that works... and send us your breasts or ass (with my URL on them of course.. heh heh heh)... I know my fans want to see them...

PS. This is my brother dressed like Bruce Lee.

June 16: Flamers

I was at this crucial party at my friend Shanna's house last night.  This was kinda intense on account of the fact that this guy Kahn decided he would run the grill and make us all hamburgers.  This was all good of course, but when he ran out of meat he decided to move on to the buns.  He would douse them in lighter fluid and light them on fire then try to catch them and toss them about like the maniac he is.  

- Shirt Catch - Head Butt - Toss - Close Up 1 - Close Up 2 -

Speaking of flamers... two of my best friends, Keith and Andy got a bit too drunk and decided it would be funny to make out... it was...

UPDATE:  Read This conversation between Keith (sgtelf77) and Andy (Automated Reason) about the 'incident'. 

Tattoos from this party will appear tomorrow or Monday..

 

June 14: Oi!

Sorry I didn't update yesterday...  It was my brother's graduation and I was busy, damn it.  I got the fucking coolest thing in the mail.  This girl from New Zealand sent me a fucking sock monkey!  I named it Willy after this guy.   

The best part could well be the box that it came in.  It had random words written on it, the majority of which had absolutely no meaning to me.  I could have sworn they spoke English in NZ, but I guess I was wrong.   Here is a list of what was written on the box:

Hey Guy!, Che Che Fulla, Rugbyhead, Kiaora Bro, Poohoo Bro, My Old Lady Has One Of Those, That HQ Holden Is Grouse Mate!, Chocolate Chippy Biscuits, Choice, Sweet As Taking The Piss Out Of Him, Dero Monkey, Poosbangle,  Devo Monkey, 100% Kiwi Bogan... 

Now the only clue to what any of that was the explanation of what Bogan was: "Mullet + Holden = Bogan"... well thank god that is cleared up.  On top of all that it was insured for $200. Amazing.   For more of her monkeys, click here.

June 11: Chillin' At The Playground

Ah yeah another ABC smash... I registered www.borednetwork.com yesterday, so now the Bored Network has a real home.  I think I am going to register a few more domains as well... 

Yesterday I had and intense battle with the most fierce creature ever to come into existence.  I felt like I was in Starship Troopers.  I finally caught it with help from my dog.  

This thing is the size of a fucking bird. May god help us all....  Also Ariel sent me this!!  Ariel rules...

 

June 9: Best Thing Ever

Okay, today is going to be a nice update.  It was going to be a shitty rushed update with promises of things to come, but then I got the most amazing thing ever.  

Yes, that's who it looks like: Lloyd 'Mother Fucking" Kaufman.  This guy is my idol.  He has written and directed movies for 25 years or something.  Movies such as Toxic Avenger, Sgt. Kabuki Man and Tromeo and Juliet.    Troma Entertainment makes movies of the future today.  Kaufman is a contemporary of people like Jon Waters, Sam Raimi and Stanley Kubrick.  He is a god, and I love him.  (I also love Steve, Troma's webmaster who hooked this up)

Also in today's update I have a new Ebay Auction as promised.  Speaking of eBay!, I joined their affiliates program and can make some money off of whoring them out to you.  But don't worry, I won't sell out, they are still dirty Pinkos in my book, just now they are dirty Pinkos that pay me 4$ when I get someone to sign up. Another cool affiliate thing you can do is get FREE Condoms! I am not going to advertise anything on my site that sucks, but these are FREE Condoms!, so think about getting some...

Next up on the agenda we have SurvivorCam.  My brother has been a contestant on this thing.  He is one of the favorites, or at least was until this week.  I spent hours working with my brother on THIS VIDEO.  I was so pissed off when his team just decided to stop working.  The video just isn't funny with out the rest of his team dressing up.  Helix explained it on his page.  So go there to read about what the hell I am talking about.  The main point is, I am bitter.  Thanks. 

Lastly I need to tell you about the future of DBB.  I have a TON of things I am working on at the moment.  Or at least are in my head.  A new layout, forms, .php, and other crazy stuff. Camilla said she might help me, and her layout is always pretty.  I am also going to register a separate domain for the Bored Network and depending on my host, I am going to make a page dedicated to testicles.  Lastly, I just wanted to mention that I am going to work on the Nambla home page and finish my Icy Hot Stuntas page.   It's all just kinda overwhelming... but once I do this all, I am going to do a HUGE update and start plugging the hell out of all my sites, because some of them deserve it.   Rock Most On.

June 7: Barry

My friend Barry from high school wants to be famous so I told him I'd put him on this page so all you could see him.  Click him too see him look bad ass and scary.  Keep in mind, I beat his ass in arm wrestling... twice... bwahahaha!

Brosie hates this picture so don't tell her I posted this... 

PS. This would be a better update had I not woken up so late...  New Ebay Auctions Soon...

June 5: More Tattooz

Okay, I have done a basic redesign of my page.  Check out the idea here.  It probably will be less ugly, but this is just the blueprint.  I now need some php or cgi help or something.  So if anyone is any good at coding email me and let me know.  I need some help with the randomized links and I need help with a comment thing.  Let me know... Thanks...

Anyway... Here are some tattoos I took at a party last week that I forgot to post... 

Tiffa's Dragon's - Helena's Eye - Kendra's Egg - Chris's Trooper

Also I did a tattoo on Maggie's ankle of my name in a heart.  Its terrible, but that's what she gets for passing out around me.. bwhaha... 

June 3: Party On

I updated 3 days in a row.  God damn.  That's impressive.  Here are the pictures from my birthday party that I promised. 

Most of them are in the party pix section... but here they are in order or something...

Birthday Pictures

- Party - Girls Gone Wild - Me Drunk 1 - Me Drunk 2 - Birthday Beating - Dylan And Jamie - Winning Arm Wrestling - Loosing Arm Wrestling - Dylan Handstand - 

Drunken Fan Art

- Scotty J Fan Art - Andy Fan Art - Jamie Fan Art -

I got my ops back in #externalerror so here's a shout out to them... and my little brother...

 

June 2: Marissa

Last night I hung out with a cam whore.  I am such a looser, but she's cute and came to me, so what the hell.  Her name is Marissa and she runs 1atom12.  Too bad she has a mullet or she'd be hot as hell.  But what she lacks in quality hair, she makes up in tongue.  That girl looks like fucking Gene Simmons.  Anyway, she has some cool tattoos, so for the second day in a row you get a story about some one I know and some tattoos.  This really isn't supposed to be a personal page, but fuck it.

Marissa 1 - Marissa 2 - Marissa 3

June 1: Rabbit Rabbit

My friend Barry is going to get me some pictures he took at my party, so I'll post my pictures when I get his. Besides I have a excellent story to tell you.

On the 28th my friend Matt came up to visit from NC.  I told him I was having a party the next day, so he just drove up.  I thought he was joking, but no, he just showed up 6 hours later.  Anyway, he and a bunch of my friends were driving around when we passed a hitch hiker on the side of the highway.  

Meet Nate (he's on the left, Matt is on the right)

We slammed on the breaks and picked this guy up of course.  Anyway, he was in my car and Matt and others were following me to take this guy to where he was going.  Anyway, my friends decided that they would make a quick stop at 711 to pick up some blunts and they smoked this old guy up.  He switched cars and they hot boxed their car and smoked 2 blunts when they realized they were completely lost and had no idea where he lived.  Evidently he was too stoned to know what was going on.  Eventually we left him at a pay phone with some change.  But overall it was funny as hell...  While Matt was here I also photographed some of his ink.  So here ya go...

Matt 1 - Matt 2 - Matt 3