Now, I know that no one gives a fuck about pro football, at least no one who reads this page.  However, I do.  No one really knows this, but I am obsessed with it, in particularly the Miami Dolphins.  My friend Liz asked me the other day, why the hell didn't I make a Dolphins web site since I make a page for everything else.  I had no answer, so I made one.  It is mostly going to be a Dolphins site, but every week once the season starts I am going to be picking teams, giving fantasy reports, and going over games relevant to the AFC east.  So if you like football, you should check it out, cause it might be interesting.  If you happen to be a Dolphins fan, please email me, I need to help spread the word, so I actually have someone reading this.  PS. Don't tell anyone I like football, I might lose scenster points.

BORED WITH LOSING - IGOR COVERS THE DOLPHINS

So yeah, I was in Alexandria, VA all last week.  But the day before I went there, I got arrested again.  This time for putting 2 stickers on a light post.  A sticker for this site, and a sticker for The Gaskets.  I can't even believe it happened.  The cops weren't dicks or anything, but it seems really insane to charge someone for putting up a sticker.  

So anyway, I added a new, amazing section to my site:  
THE FANTASTIC FEARLESS NINJA A-OK!!!! SITE 

I am also going to start a secondary blog, dealing exclusively with this upcoming football season, specifically the Miami Dolphins.  Most of you won't care at all, but I figure I should do that instead of filling this space with boring stuff about football.  I am extremely excited about this season.

Lastly, I met this waitress named Sophie at Bob And Edith's last weekend.  She rules and I want to marry her, and I gave her a sticker for the site, so like, Sophie-o-e-o if you read this you should email me and stuff.  Man I am a tool.  I am moving soon, and I have a lot to deal with, so I wouldn't expect an update real soon, however, I am going to set up this football site, so you might hear something about that sooner rather than later.  Until then, rock most on.

Yarrr.  I had an eye patch. It  broke.  Anyway, another week has gone by, and another weak with no content.  I had this crazy idea of bringing back my ebay auctions, but then I realized I don't care.  My life has gone straight down hill, not because of anything bad, but because I am basically a piece of shit.  I have mostly stopped going out, the only people I see are the Gaskets, and I spend all my free time online.  Speaking of the Gaskets, read this. I got a new camera, however I never use it, because I stopped going out pretty much because all the fucking clubs in Richmond are getting shut down.  I only REALLY like 3 bands in Richmond, The Gaskets, PCP Roadblock and Municipal Waste.  I am so fucking sick of the scenesters in RVA.  It is clear to me, I am one of the coolest people in existence, yet I have severely mediocre luck with girls, and surprisingly few friends that I actually would call.  I can't remember the last time I talked to Shanna, and speaking of her, where the fuck is Andy?  I haven't seen Dylan in a month or something, I have no fucking clue what's up with Tom.  Keith hasn't returned any of my phone calls and I spend way too much time thinking about how to get with girls that aren't even worth my time.  Shit.  Fuck all that drama.  I can't wait to finish school and hopefully get paid to do something that is no where near Richmond.  That being said, Richmond would be a pretty rad place if the majority of the town weren't lazy stuck up pricks and got off their asses and did something.  The problem is, Richmond is cheap.  Anyone can afford to live here with any shitty job.  So basicly everyone who comes here is broke.  So no one can afford to do anything, so all the stores suffer, and all these clubs shut down.  On top of that no one can hire anyone, because no one is buying anything, so half the people don't even have fucking jobs.  Their are about 1000 bands here, but no one will ever go see any of them because no one can afford to go see a band they've never heard before.  Theirs also no legitimate news paper to tell us what the fuck is going on.  So even if I wanted to see a band, I won't fucking know about it unless I get lucky.  Everyone is too lazy to do anything about this, myself included, so everyone suffers.  The few people who do try to do stuff are all competing with each other.  No one wants to help out anyone and no one wants to take credit from anyone else.  I am trying to work for anyone I can, do photo work for any band who wants it and do whatever I can to benefit this town, but no one wants my fucking help.  You have people like Local Market and Day By Day trying to do stuff, and they supposedly help each other but they both talk shit about the other one behind their backs.  It's all fucking bullshit, and I can't get laid on a regular basis.  Fuck this town.  If anyone needs me to do anything let me know, I'm bored.  

Oh yeah, a few more things, help this guy if you can, its a brilliant idea.  Secondly, I don't play video games, but this one I play constantly.  Also, my friend is in this contest.  Vote for Wanda in region 1 damnit.  Send her lots of votes!  And lastly, I think this update kicked ass... what do you think?  I should do this everyday.