July 30:

Someone stole my fucking wallet.  I want it back.  Kthx.  

Anyway, sorry I didn't update yesterday, but I hate the weekends, no traffic.  Speaking of, that bastard Stile owes me a plug, so I should get some new heads soon.  I'm going to visit a new college today so I can get out of the hell hole that is PSU.  I know you don't care, but it might be another few days before I update again. (Wed at the latest).

I have a ton of cool shit though.  Lots of pictures etc. Including more of Sammie (above).  Today though, I gotta update soon so can leave.  So today is going to be weak.  I guess I'll just post this picture of Jenny.  It was her birthday this weekend.  She is 18 and now legal... unfortunately she has a boyfriend... my friend Manuel... oh well... Why do all the hot chicks have boyfriends or live in Australia?    

I am having a hard time convincing people to listen to GG Allin.  Evidently he's offensive or something.  Oh well... Right now I am just waiting space so I can make these pictures line up well and I can go to Richmond.  I just wish I had something slightly worthwhile for you.  Okay, here's what I am going to do.  When I get back I am going to have a contest, you can all enter and win useless crap.  Get pumped.  I'll be back in two days.  You won't even miss me.

July 26:

Today I am going to gain back a little integrity.  I post tons of links on my site, but most of them I do as favors.  You see the internet is all a scam.  People linking each other back and forth.  Boring pages with good connections can become hugely popular, while good pages suffer with no traffic.  The internet is a constant flow of sending traffic to people who do favors for each other and back again. So today I am going to publish a list of sites I actually read.

Stile Project - Fucked up shit, you know about this page or you wouldn't be here.  Next.
Troma - Troma makes the best movies ever.  The day I got linked to their page was the happiest day of my life, that is until I got this.
Baller Icons - Baller Icons is one of those sites above that does favors for me.  They send me more traffic than any other site, however, I actually go to the page nearly every day to get a new buddy icon for AIM.
Movie Phone - I check this page when ever I go to the movies, witch is at least once or twice a week.
IMDB - This is the most useful site on the internet.  A listing of every actor and every movie you could possibly imagine.  Even for movies that don't exist yet.  
Arrogancy - Arrogancy is kinda fun, Aaron is a friend of mine and he's now starting to do flash movies.  He loves pissing people off and I check his site daily.  
Ebay - I go to ebay every day to buy something or sell something.  You know ebay, but still... I use it a lot.
Half - Ebay's sister site, and a hell of a web site. Most people don't know that it exists, but you can get CDs and movies for next to nothing.  This is where I do 90% of my internet shopping.  Usually the stuff comes in just a few days.
Oi Oi Deej - Floorgasm's E/N page.  Other than Stile this is really the only E/N page I look at.  I kinda have a loyalty to it and its not updated that often so I don't have to check it every day.
Dogbomb - So I lied.  I visit Dogbomb's E/N page too.  You may thing I am saying this just because I owe him big time for my layout, but he has a damn good page and has lots of fun java stuff for witch to play.  
Heavy - Behind the Music that Sucks.  The most brilliant thing I have ever seen.

Anyway, I got a new ebay item for you today.  A music sheet to the 2nd bass clarinet.  I used this when I was in the band in 7th grade.  This is an absolute steal at only 13 cents!!  Buy it while you still can!!

July 24:

Depressions got a hold of me, depression I gotta break free, depressions got a hold of me, depressions gonna kill me!

So yeah, I am in the middle of a lovely battle with depression in the last few days... I can't really do anything, so despite what Helix believes, my lack of updating has nothing to do with him.  I am kinda lonely, and this page isn't getting any better, and I am not putting out a record after all and I can't sleep and I am... fuck it... You don't care...

This is not a live journal page.  Give me a fucking break.  Today my mood is "FUCKING HOSTILE".  So yeah, that's enough of that.  On to bigger and better things.  Stile has got me writing for his damn page again.  You can read my new article here before he posts it.  Its about me killing a revolutionary fetus.  Its a bit twisted, but like I said, I'm not exactly in the happiest of moods.  

I know you only came here for the ebay stuff... so lets get it on... Today I have something slightly useful.  What?!  Yeah, I have been getting requests from people for drivenbyboredom.com email addresses and now you have your chance to get one.  I am selling an email address.  Yourname@drivenbyboredom.com.  The starting bid is at the astronomically high price of 2 dollars because someone might actually want this.  So go bid on it and be the only person in the world to own deeznutz@drivenbyboredom.com!

Here's some tattoos.  Lizard or Horoscope.  Your pick.

I am going to go off myself now...

July 19:

So I find myself having to explain the Icy Hot Stuntaz again.  Here's what happened.  I did not rip anyone off.  When I found the pictures of the Stuntaz their was no web page for them.  Theirs had been shut down.  I had never seen the web page, so I figured they were serious, so I made a fake page mocking them.  Then their page got put back up and I looked like I was ripping them off.  The thing is, my page is much funnier so bite me.  Also, the picture of them on Hot Or Not I published.  So, for a while I had the only Icy Hot Stuntaz page and I was the second over all.  So yeah, go to hell.  

Anyway, the main point is, I added a hate mail section to the Icy Hot Stuntaz page which happens to be funny as hell.  I can't believe how stupid some people are.  I actually received this email: "your all gay lil 15 year old wanna br thug and u look like a bunch of morans" How can anyone possibly be that ignorant? 40 more emails where that came from... Check it out.

Lastly, you might ask... what the hell is with the pictures of people wearing nipple clamps?  Well at some party their were these clamps, and only guys would try them on, a lot of guys wanted to actually, but no girls.  What is wrong with them.  I was shocked. Anyway, I am going to go shopping for musical equipment so my band can record a record.  

July 18:

One of man's greatest fantasies involves being with two sisters at the same time.  I am sure of this.  That's why it strikes me as odd that one of my fantasies is getting two hot sisters to pose for pictures of them with Driven By Boredom stickers on their asses.  Aim low I say! Then maybe you have a chance of fulfilling some of those fantasies...  

Yes, I know this is a lame update, but I have two Drs appointments today and I am working on redoing the galleries still... 

July 16:

Pennsylvania could possibly be the worst place on earth.  How I managed to go to school there for two years is beyond me.  I went to go to the riot they have at Penn State every year, but because of the thousands of dollars done in years past the town was a god damned police state.  It was more boring than a normal weekend, only the girls wore slightly less clothes.  Please remind me of this post next time I decide I want to go.  Now the high lights of this trip included: a trip to the porn store called "The Adult Book Shoppe", hunting for mullets in a gas station, and as pictured to your left, a HUGE cow.

Now that I am back I am going to be spending ours a day making little thumbnails and reworking every picture on this damn page to make it load faster and make it look generally prettier.  Check this out for a sample of what I am working on.  Let me know how you like it.  I have this on top of working on a record I am trying to release as well as other fun things.  All this is going to take me time, and I am going to go back to updating once every two days again, for about a week.  After I get the galleries up I will go back to updating daily. 

Keith from Bored Blog wrote one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life the other day, then he wrote another article oh how much he hates people who don't speak English.  These articles are just some of the fine examples on this page, which you should check out immediately. Speaking of Bored Blog to the right are Rachel's breasts.  She writes lovely columns for the page as well.  Anyway, I gotta make some thumbnails, IM me or something...  

July 12:

I am going out of town tomorrow for the weekend. I'll be back on Monday.  I won't be able to check my email or anything so I will give you a few things today.  Lets start with this ebay auction.  Ooooh... a gas mask thingy! Exciting!  

Okay, I am lying, this is going to be a pointless post full of ads.  You see, if you look at the bottom of every post their are 3 things.  A link to a page I like, a comment section, and then a third link.  Originally this was a link where you could vote for my site, but most of them send very little traffic, so I deleted most of them.  In their place I put some ads for stuff that you might actually find useful.  They don't make me any money at all, but whatever, they are more interesting than the top sites things.  Any way the new links are:

Tower Records - Hot Topic - Posters - Free Mp3's

The Free Mp3's one is the only one I can make any money off of, anyone who downloads their Mp3's I get 75 cents per person.  Theirs some good stuff on their so maybe Ill get a buck 50. 

My brother finished the php script so the galleries will be much easier for everyone soon.   This is a really shitty update considering I will be gone for 3 days.  Hopefully the BoredBlog will be entertaining, but if not, I should give you something... hmm... here you go... its a boob with my name on it.  If you click it, it will take you to many more boobs, many of them with my name on it.  Enjoy.  And ladies... THIS is for you.  

July 11:

So yeah, today is the 11th. My brother is writing some .php code for my gallery so that the galleries load much faster and stuff.  Speaking of stuff, if anyone knows how I can set up my ftp so I can host other people's web sites (I want them to be able to access just part of my ftp) let me know.  

Anyway, my boy Scott just got this tattoo the other day at Rick's Tattoo's in Arlington.  There are a ton of places in the DC area for getting ink, but the more I visit Rick's the more I dig it.  This girl Mo who just started working there did Scott's and she seemed cool as hell.  She did a back piece for a "friend" of mine a few years ago down in Richmond and it came out well.  So if you are ever in need of a tattoo in DC, you should check her out.  Speaking of tattoos, here are some others I got recently.  

Kelly (as seen above) - Hip Hop - Lauren

July 10:

Just when you thought you had enough of my self promotion I make this. Ironically a new gallery of pictures of me is a step away from a personal page.  This was something I have been meaning to do for some time and I finally am going to get to actual content.  I have been talking to people about working on other stuff for the page.  Hopefully we will start doing custom art and tattoo flash.  I want to aim this page away from the personal page/ e/n scene and more towards a haven for underground subcultures.  It is going to be a slow trip, but hopefully I can make this page interesting.  Right now my only viewers is people who were tricked here by one of my webmaster friends or girls who want me.  I am going to take more pictures of graffiti, do music reviews, interview homeless people, take more tattoo pictures, etc...

This page is the best thing in my life right now and I want to be able to justify its existence with something other than "it keeps me from killing myself".  Now with that said, if you look to the left, I switched some things, I separated the crap about me to its own section so you can more easily stay away from the personal junk.  Also I now have an instant messenger account to give out, so you can reach me that way.  Just Click Here if you are on AIM.  Its drivenbyboredom if you want to add to your list or whatever.  I spent today organizing the cam pics and working on the cam pic page, so I don't have much actual content today, but tomorrow I have a bunch of new tattoo pictures and hopefully one of the projects I am working on will be finished. Until then, rock most on.

July 9:

I got a link on the Stile Project today for my FAQ.  I figure that I will get some added traffic today so I figure I'll update and plug different parts of my site for the new people.

The essential thing to look at is my pictures section, cause that's what I work on the most.  The favorite section of my page is probably the ebay crap.  Um... I just started a new site called Bored Blog which you might want to look at, and of course the Icy Hot Stuntaz.  The Family Circus comics are pretty funny too.  

You have found this page at a good time, I just started working on it full time and in the next few weeks their will be a TON of new stuff.

After you look at the site, then you should visit the Bored Network, fill out this and let me know what you think then come back tomorrow, because I am going to have some cool stuff for you.

So yeah, email me and let me know what you think... rock most on...

Plugs: Baller Icons, Oi Oi Deej, E2, Wallflower, Dogbomb, Arrogancy

July 7:

BORED BLOG is now open.  The newest addition to the Bored Network and hopefully a good page on its own.  Check it out.  If you have a web page... link boredblog.com I promise good things from it.

Here are some tits from Jocelyn from unlovely.net and a fan sign from CHILLY!! CHILLY!! I got a fan sign from a friggin chinchilla!  I have never been so excited!    

Due to high demand sticker are now $1 each after the first one... the first one is still free with an SASE. Email Me for my address. 

And lastly here's a new ebay auction!  Today I am selling one dollar.  What you say?  Yes, all my dollar are belong to you if you bid here.  It is a special dollar cause it says Tits of America on it...  

Oh wait.. one more thing... check this out.  I made it along time ago, but I don't think anyone ever has seen it.  Check it out. 

July 6: Call Me Now!

As you may or may not know, commercial celebrity Mrs. Cleo has been terrorizing my tag board.  And today she sent me a fan pic.  Needless to say I was ecstatic.  She happens to be my third favorite commercial celebrity.  Next to Ron Pepeil and John Basedow.  Speaking of which, if anyone makes a Commercial Celebrity web page featuring these people I will gladly host it on my site banner free! 

Anyway, today I also got this really rad comic from Technokev.  Check It Out.  Also, I wrote a Frequently Asked Question section for Stile Project today.  I know I should probably be working on my own site, but hes' going to link me, so I guess it works out.  Besides, most of my visitors are probably familiar with Stile and will find it amusing... right?  I hope so...  Unfortunately when I get the link, my bandwidth will be sucked up and my host will cancel my account and my page will be no more... oh well...  At least then I will have more time to sit on my ass and do nothing...  I'll try to post something interesting tomorrow...

July 5:

Yesterday I was supposed to go photograph the Smoke Out in DC and I didn't.  Sorry, but I have some good stuff today.  I don't have a god damned clue about what I was going to say.  Oh yes, it has come to my attention that my site leans towards a personal site.  My friend Molly told me "What is on your page other than... you."  What do you think? This is a problem.  This page is not a personal page.  The only reason I do a blog at all is to update you on what's happening on the page.  If you still think this is a personal page please read my updated mission statement.  

Anyway, I have a few things today.  To start with, as I mentioned briefly I got kicked off Survivorer.  Maybe I should have been nicer, maybe I should have tried to form an alliance with Ogre, Mort, Derek and Jack or maybe I shouldn't have signed up to begin with.  That is besides the point, the point is that Plasticb0x closed its blog and Shelia kicked me off the Chickenlegs staff.  This happened awhile ago, and I didn't care because I had other stuff to keep me occupied with, but now I am bitter and I want back on.  Tina, my alter ego, needs a home, and Chickenlegs is that home.  Please vote in the poll and tell Shelia that you want Tina back!!!  

Next up we have some pictures of Dan "I'm a crazy fucking drunk" Johnson.  He just kept disappearing and we would find him passed out in random places.  After searching for him for about 20 min, we found him passed out in the gutter a few houses down from the party. Dylan took advantage of the situation and mooned him as others watched us humiliate him.  One day people are going to learn to not pass out anywhere near me.  He then spent the rest of the night passed out by the toilet.  Ironically, he was really nice.  He is usually an asshole when he's drunk, especially to me, but he was quite nice.  My boy Andy on the other hand punched me in the head three times, for as far as I can tell, no reason.

Lastly, I have things to sell!  You can now buy Driven By Boredom Stickers from me.  I don't want to post my address on the page, so all you have to do is email me and tell me how many you want.  The first one is free, but you have to send me a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope.  After that they are like 5 for a dollar or something... Also I have a new ebay auction.  Deodorizing Urinal Screen!!  CHEAP!!  I am probably gonna do allot of ebay stuff because I am cleaning my room and I have found allot of crap I could do without...

July 2:

My brother reminded me that despite my excitement at Saturday's update, that it was a lame and pathetic update.  Well fuck you Helix.  I was talking to Sammie yesterday and she said she digs my page but my fan art is mostly girls.  I explained that it was because guys don't try as hard to hit on me as 16 year old girls.  However, I did manage to snag this picture at a party on Saturday night.

I don't know if you remember, but as you see here, the above was not the first time I have taken advantage of Scott while he was unconscious.  Eh, that's what you get for passing out near me.  At another party that night I got some new tattoo pictures, and Tiffa made me take another one of hers.  So here they are.

- Jason's No Fear - Dave's Biohazard - Tiffa's Double Dragons -

I plan on spending alot of time in the next two months on this page, so starting today I plan on updating every week day, so come back often.  And If you can't get enough of my bitching you can watch me insult random internet people on Survivorer.