I just made this fake site today.  I think it rivals the Stuntaz in hilarity, but I could be wrong.  This took me a few hours, so you better like it.  It is the main part of my update so go enjoy it damnit.  Chuckles Rules.

Here are the rest of the pictures from Andy's.

Shanna and Adam - Helena and Adam 1 - Helena and Adam 2 - Helena and Adam 3 - Shanna's Underwear - Shanna is Metal -

I took alot of fucking pictures at Andy's birthday so I will post them in 2 days.  Today we are going to show the progress of two of my friends.  Firstly we have Tom.  Tom had been drinking since 5 pm, and by 4 am, he was passed out with one eye open.  By general rule, you should never pass out near me.  Oh well...

- Tom 1 - Tom 2 - Tom 3 - Tom 4 - Tom 5 - Tom 6 - Tom 7 - Tom 8 -

Our second person is Henry Johnson.  To protect his identity we will call him Hank.  Hank got naked for no reason.  Well, a friend of mine told him to, but that's not the best reason.  Do not look at these pictures unless you want to see a naked man... Or my friend Shanna's ass.

- Hank 1 - Hank 2 - Hank 3 - Hank 4 - Hank 5 - Hank 6 -

Speaking of Tom, back in '95 Tom and I put out this record.  Now you can buy it on ebay!  It's not funny, but we will both autograph it!! Weee!

I fucked up the last update pretty badly.  Its fixed now, but incase you missed it, the new ebay auction is HERE.  Anyway, I went home this weekend to celebrate Automated Reason's 21st birthday party.  It was good.  I will have pictures for you soon.  I also got a new keyboard so I will be typing faster in the future.  Now this is important!  GO HERE!!!  You can use that to deface me.  It's amazing.  Please deface me and send me a screen shot.  Whoever sends the best thing I'll send some free stuff.  I'll post the funny ones next week or something.  Oh yeah, if you go here you can deface some other random people.  So yeah, l'll be back soon with more fun stuff.  Rock Most On.

Today is the official return of Driven By Boredom after a few weeks of sucking.  My page was down, then it sucked, and now it is still ugly, but at least its back.  And guess what else is back??  EBAY AUCTIONS!  This week only... BUY MY SHOELACE!! CHEAP!  
What else... here is a story I wrote about getting drunk on New Years, it is my second gonzo article, and I like it.  The first you can read here.

Here Are some random pictures too... 
- Tom's Dog Smokes - The King Is Back - The Juganauts 1 - The Juganauts 2 - My Friends Are Boring -
And Some Links....
- The Juganauts - Weird Wide Web - iFriends - Direct All Questions About My Penis Here - Sux - Pedophiles Unite - Scumbo - 

I get a cable modem hopefully by the 24th, so I will be back soon.  Currently I am using a friends computer and have nothing to say, except that I'll be back soon, but then I'll probably have nothing to say then either so I guess it's all irrelevant.  Right now ass holes are drilling holes in the street and flashing lights in my room so I cant possibly sleep.  I hate construction workers.  I also hate this computer desk that is way to small to fit a keyboard.  I think I just figured out a make shift way to make it stay. I have met two people so far and um... there's large parts of time that I have nothing to do and no computer so I just eat.  I am going to get really fat until I get some internet access.  The girls at VCU are much hotter and more pierced than the girls at PSU.  LIP RINGS ARE EXTREMELY SEXY!  I am happier.  Good enough.  BBL.  

I moved in to my new apartment yesterday, but I have no electricity until Monday, so I am stuck here for another day.  Unfortunately when I move, I am not going to have no phone line for 10 days, so unless I can get the cable people in this week, I am not going to have internet access for a while.  This sucks alot for me, so don't be pissed at me when I don't update.   I will try to update it from my friend Andy's place, but if I don't, I don't.  Also, don't expect me to respond to email until the 24th.  Sorry again.   Here's some fun stuff for you to play with while I am gone.

- iFriends - Scumbo - Punch Baby - Nardwaur - Steak and Cheese - Sanrio Condoms - Aborta -

I have a new apartment now.  In Richmond.  I'll be moving on Saturday.  I fixed the date on everything, but alot of the pictures are still fucked up.  I have nothing to say today, except that soon I'll have a cable modem and much more time to sit around working on this damn page.  Sorry for so many shitty updates.  Rock most on.

I still haven't fixed anything, but I am going to school in a few days.  I am going to get an apartment tomorrow.  I am sure you don't care, but I am going to VCU in Richmond, VA.  My camera is out of batteries again, so I don't even have pictures to post because I am lazy.  So I will just post some links or something today, and let you get on to something better.  I'm sure theirs good porn out there... I mean this is the internet.  I'm sure your wondering about what happened to Fun Fetish.  Frankly I have no idea.  Dogbomb is missing and he cant finish designing a page while he's missing.  And yes I know this page sucks, and until I convince someone to make me a better layout, or until I decide to spend some time working on this damn page it will stay like this...  I hate the internet and I hate you all... send me some email. <3