I don't know about the rest of you, but recent things in this world have made me want to kill everyone, and I mean everyone.  We need to blow up this god awful planet ASAP.  We will start on a global level and move down.  

Daily Bombing In The Middle East - Every day I look at the front page of the Washington Post and every day I see the most horrible articles about people killing each other in far off places such as Palestine and Jerusalem.  Frankly, I don't know the difference but I do know I am sick of it.  All these mother fuckers killing themselves for reasons beyond me.  Religion is the silliest reason to do anything, but these guys are so fucking hardcore.  Anyone who is able to blow up a 7-11 because he thinks he will go to some sort of heaven is bad ass.  Religion scares the hell out of me.  One day one of these crazy bastards is going to blow up something that white people care about and someone will start a war.

Cam Girls Make National News - Is it not enough that I have to deal with cam girl whining every day with out having to open the paper and read about them?  The god damned Washington Post decided to dedicate part of the front page and two more pages inside to Nay and some other chickenhead named Stephanie.  I'm sorry but cam girls are just not legit news.  Its probably half jealousy, I want to be interviewed by the Post, and I'd like to see Stile and others like him get some national attention, but its not happening.  You know why?  BECAUSE ITS NOT FUCKING NEWSWORTHY!  PEOPLE ARE BLOWING OTHER PEOPLE UP!! THAT/S IMPORTANT, NOT INTERNET GOSSIP.

Aaliyah Who? - So some woman who I've never heard of drops out of the sky and dies.  All of a sudden she was the greatest pop singer of our time.  This is wack.  Evidently she is going to be in the Matrix, but only tools care about that, and much worse people care about her singing career. YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT HER BEFORE SHE DIED, WHY DO YOU GIVE A FUCK NOW??  The best part is that its her fault she died, she demanded they take on more luggage than the plane could hold. HAHAHA!  Buy your wreckage souvenirs here!

PETA SUCKS - I am an animal lover myself, I never want to see kitties eaten, they are cute, however, they get eaten every day and theirs nothing we can do to stop it.  So I guess until recently I was more or less pro-PETA.  Then these bleeding heart bastards go after Stile.  Now don't get me wrong, I hate Stile as much as the next guy, but these guys are insane.  Unlike Stile, I live in America.  I believe in free speech.  In fact, nothing makes me angrier than people who try to take that right away from me.   I am having trouble coming up for synonyms for mother fucker, but these cock jerkers, are trying to say that that Kitty video is against the law.  YOU FUCKERS! YOU PROMOTE THE DEATH OF ANIMALS EVERY DAY FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN. Petal loves seeing things like this because they can make statements to the media about how horrible Stile is and how much they love kitties, when in reality, the people benefiting the most from all this is PETA.  They promote videos like this so you see the horror in killing animals. Why do they do this? Because they have a motive, they want you to stop killing animals.  They want you to give them money so they can sue people for exercising their freedom of expression.  THESE COMMUNIST SWINE MUST BE STOPPED.  

Cops Also Suck, Possibly More Than PETA - Why is it that cops find the need to pick on me? I am a god dammed model citizen.  No criminal record, I pay my taxes and I love my city, yet these cops look down on me like I am a mass murderer.  The other day I was sitting with my homeless friend Gator Man, when this fucking Pig (who gave my friend a speeding ticket only hours earlier) decided that he would kick Gatorman out of a public place because he had beer.  I asked the cop why he was kicking him out and he said "Because I said so." NO! THAT IS NOT A LEGITIMATE ANSWER! YOU FUCKING PIG!! YOU ARE NOT GOD, YOU ARE A COLLEGE DROP OUT LIKE ME.  THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT YOU ARE A CLOSE MINDED FUCK!  I asked him again and He told Gatorman to leave before he busted him with helping the delinquency of minors or some bullshit like that, despite that the two people next to him were 21.  I would have told the cop that it was my beer, but I didn't have my ID and because Cops make me nervous as hell.  These bastards are here to protect me and they scare the shit out of me.  He wouldn't even tell me how I could become Mayor so I could boss him around.  What a useless fuck.

SUV'S And Speed Bumps - On the street that goes directly through my town their is a 25 MPH speed limit.  It is ridiculous because it is a straight shot and a big street.  Everyone on it drives 40.  Instead of doing something smart like raising the speed limit, they put in small speed bumps all over it.  This way you cant go much more than 30-40 on it with out getting jostled around a bit, at least that's what happens when I do 40 in my Volvo.  The truth is, you can still drive well above the speed limit with no problem, however most people are too fucking stupid to realize this.  It seems that every fucking day I get behind some asshole who drives 10 miles an hour over these bumps, usually in a big fucking SUV.  SUV's are minivans for guys.  They are gay family cars that shouldn't be aloud on the road.  I can't see around them, they drive so fucking slowly and I want to kill them. KILL! 

Okay, I need to settle down.  I am on absolutely no sleep so I am might be a bit cranky, but I am so fucking sick of white suburban fucks.  This includes myself and 95% of my friends.  And probably all of you.  I hate you all, go die.