As I mentioned yesterday I got the crap beat out of me. My boys and I were at this party for my friend Dylan. A bunch of wanna be thugs showed up because they heard their was free beer. I guess they knew some people. Anyway, by the time Dylan showed up these wiggers out numbered his friends like 3 to 1. I guess they were mad that I made fun of their boys from the Icy Hot Stuntaz or something cause we found out later they came looking for a fight. Anyway, someone gave Dylan this squirt gun that was shaped as a penis with two boobs at the front. It was just bizarre looking. That of course is not the point. The point is he was squirting people with it. This one guy was like "Nigga you best not be squirting me with dat sheet cause I'm a rich wanna be white thug." So of course Dylan squirted him so he punched him in the face. Dylan punched back and two of the thugs jumped him. I wasn't gonna let this happen so I punched one of them in the face and everyone ran out side where a HUGE rumble broke out. Their was like 50 people evolved and 4 different crews. I had a shovel broken over my back at one point. My friend Benny took a bat to the face. My friend Chris got his head kicked in to the curb. Two girls got hit with bats. Dylan just got mauled. This shit all happened while like 5 of my friends just stood their and watched us get beat. Near the end my boy Manuel got jumped by 3 guys for no reason so I tackled two of them and when I got up to tell one of them that I was just trying to break it up another guy threw a bottle at my face. I was knocked out 5 seconds later I got up and the bitches wouldn't admit to doing it. Fucking pussies. Now considering we were well out numbered I think we faired fairly well and I'd say they took a few trips to the ER as well. I don't want to say who did what on account of legal issues, but those bitches are gonna get it in the end, but you know... that's just karma. But if karma takes the image of a bat to their skullz don't say I didn't warn you.
