So yeah I need to get some pictures up! It’s been a minute. I got a chance to shoot Kelly Anne Chaos last time I was in LA and we did this photo shoot in her bathroom and then we ate wings. I am now back in LA and I just ate at that very same wing place a few ago and I decided I needed to finally get these pictures up. Kelly is a Burning Angel I met in Vegas at this years AVN Awards. She is super tall and was wearing wildly high heels and I decided I had to shoot her. When I got to her place it was a bit too dark to shoot anywhere except in her bathroom which was just like a glowing white light. The sun came in and bounced all over everything and it seemed like a perfect place to shoot. The only problem was the the light was in her eyes and the sun was lowering fast and we only had about 20 minutes before the bright light went to no light. We worked quick and got some fun shots and then ate like kings.

Also, just as a warning, I know that when I post heavily body moded people people tend to talk shit about the girl in the comments.  Just know if you say any bullshit about Kelly and her piercings I will delete that shit instantly. Stop talking shit about women, especially ones that give you free boobs.

So click here and enjoy the NSFW gallery of Kelly Anne Chaos.

Ps. Evidently something is still fucked up with my site that I can’t upload images to WordPress so no gallery previews for now… Augh.

If you feel compelled to help me cover the costs of this new server, I’d really appreciate it. If you have enjoyed my site and want to help make it functional then please donate $5 or $20 or something to help with all this shit. If you want to donate more and get something out of it, I will make an 11″x14″ print of damn near any photo on this site for $100. That offer is good for just this month. I can do bigger prints too so if you want something else let me know.

Now the downside to all of this is that it comes at a really bad time for me. I just had to pay a bunch of money in taxes and I just bought a new camera which I haven’t finished paying off yet. I was sick of running really poorly paying American Apparel ads on my site so they are gone for a while and my advertising revenu at least for the moment is lacking.

Despite all of this I am not completely broke yet or anything, and I got a pretty good deal on my new host, but it’s still more than twice as expensive as my last host. On top of that I am in the middle of a full site redesign which I have only paid for half of and as soon as this move is finished I am going to start working on finishing in earnest. I also want to pay my web guy extra for all his help in dealing with this nightmare.

So listen, I hate websites that do this and I never have before but I am about to ask you for your help. I provide you guys with a lot of naked ladies without becoming some pay site and I hope I keep you guys entertained from time to time. So if you have enjoyed my site and want to help make it functional then please donate $5 or $20 or something to help with all this shit. If you want to donate more and get something out of it, I will make an 11″x14″ print of damn near any photo on this site for $100. That offer is good for just this month. I can do bigger prints too so if you want something else let me know.

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After the show was the after party. Hunter walked out into the street and hundreds of people followed him. I described him on Twitter as the pied piper of skanks. He gave me a handful of cash to take photos so I followed the mass of tattooed 20 year olds down the street until they stumbled on the East Village dive bar Grassroots Tavern. At this point Hunter bought all of the kids, plus everyone else in the bar a round of shots and gave a toast to the death of his site. 20 minutes later he bought another round and gave the oddly pissy bartenders some serious tips. You’d think they would have been happier that someone had just bought 200 shots, but whatever. They wouldn’t even let anyone get naked in the bar so they had to get topless in the street instead. Tragic.

After the party was the hotel lobby. Somehow everyone ended up at Hunter’s hotel hanging out in the lobby until security kicked everyone out. I didn’t even bother taking photos. People were trying to plot the next move outside but I had been offered a ride to the J train so I took it. I had no interest in watching the sunset with a bunch of underage Hunter Moore fans.

Over all I actually had a pretty fun time. The pictures are awkwardly NSFW and I think you guys will enjoy them. I have no idea what Hunter’s next move is going to be but I hope he keeps hanging me fistfuls of cash to take photos of it. RIP Is Anyone Up.

Click here to see all the photos from the last Is Anyone Up party at Webster Hall.

So the NFL Draft works like this. On Wednesday we all met up and got in line around 8pm. Around midnight they give you a wristband so you just spend 4 hours hanging out yelling at people about how much their team sucks more than your team. After you get your wristband you come back the next day and spend another hour in line before they let you in to the actual draft. Round one is Thursday night followed by rounds 2-3 on Friday and then rounds 4-7 on Saturday. I only watched the first round because honestly the actual draft is pretty tedious. It’s the hanging out that’s a lot of fun.

Also on the way out I ran into the Dolphins #1 draft pick Ryan Tannehill and got his autograph. As you may notice I tend to shoot a lot of famous people and the like and I would never, ever consider asking anyone for an autograph but for some reason I had to run up to a 22 year old kid who just happend to have his name called out by the dolphins to get his signature on my hat. I don’t know what it is about the Dolphins but that shit is everything to me.

Anyway, I really love a lot of these photos but as you may have noticed my site is totally fucked right now. We are fixing that next week but for now if you are having problems getting them to work I am also uploading them to the Dolfans NYC Flickr account here.

Now click here to see all the pictures I took at the 2012 NFL Draft at Radio City Music Hall.

A few months ago when Tyga was blowing up the charts with his Top 40 hit Rack City I went back to my archives to pull a photo of him that I knew I had from 2007.  When I opened that folder on my 2007 hard drive I realized that not only was it the first night that I got the flash but it was also just a really great night.  I realized that the 5th anniversary of the night was coming up and I planned to reedit the pictures and repost them today.  So let’s get into it.

Back in the day pretty much every Wednesday I would go to two events, Invite Them Up at Rififi and High Voltage at Sutra. Invite Them Up was a legendary night in downtown “alternative comedy” hosted by Eugene Mirman and Bobby Tisdale. On April 25th, 2007 they were hosting a comedy auction to raise money for the show because Rififi was falling apart and they needed new lights and things. Looking back on that night it was a pretty amazing crowd with a lot of comics that were big at the time and a lot of comics who have blown up since. I remembered getting in a bidding war with now reasonably famous Nick Kroll over a theme song written by Stella member and director David Wain. I ended up losing, but I did win Jon Benjamin’s fake mustache who now has his on TV show. Jenny Slate was looking adorable that night and she went on to make a name for herself as a Saturday Night Live cast member who accidentally said fuck on the air in her very first episode. Kristen Schaal was there and I had a crush on her at the time and she went on to steal the show regularly during the two seasons of Flight of the Concords and pretty much everything else she’s been in. I had no idea who Hannibal Buress was back then and now he’s one of the funniest comics in NYC. And I still haven’t mentioned Michael Showalter, Todd Barry, Morgan Murphy, Brett Gelman, Kurt Braunohler, Leo Allen, Jon Glaser, Seth Herzog, Joe Mande, etc, etc… It was a pretty amazing party.

After that I headed to High Voltage at Sutra which was one of my favorite parties in NYC ever. I met so many friends at that party and made out with so many girls and got so many people naked in bathrooms there. It was awesome. The party then moved to 200 Orchard where it got a little bit worse and then to Annex where it got a lot worse Dimitry finally pulled the plug on it after a few months there. I showed Dimitry these pictures recently and he told me that he had to sneak Tyga in because he was underage and he rolled to the party with Travis McCoy who was at the time in the Gym Class Heroes. I remember Travie being there but I didn’t know who he was at the time so I didn’t take his photo because he had a camera with him and I pretty much never take photos of photographers unless I know them. Looking back at these pictures there are a ton of people in there now that I didn’t know at the time but I later became good friends with (and perhaps saw naked) later.

After High Voltage I headed over to Manor for the short lived Misshapes spin off Bleach. The party got shut down because they constantly let in underage kids and I was really psyched it got shut down because the week after this they told me they would kick me out if I took any photos because the Misshapes are super serious people. Whatever, the party was a lot of fun and there are so many pictures of people here I didn’t know at all at the time and am friends with. I had just met Sophia Lamar and Raquel Reed and the band VIP was hosting and there is a pretty funny shot of Johnny Makeup wearing a Mouseketeers and holding my business card in his mouth. There are some Ruff Kids and Misshapes in this gallery and a bunch of cute girls who I may or may not have made out with at some point in the next two years. I think I might have gone home with a girl I met that night. Those were the days…

Anyway that was five years ago when I loved doing this shit and I did it for free while I was working as a bus boy at a hotel in midtown. I am old and jaded now and won’t leave my house unless you are paying me five times what I would have been psyched to make back then. But this is life: you get old, you stop enjoying partying with college kids downtown and then you die. See you all in Hell.

Click here to see the photos I took five years ago today on a really fun Wednesday night.

Before I get to the photos I wanted to apologize for how shitty my site has been acting. My current host throttled my site and as much as we have done to decrease traffic we are still having a ton of issues. Fortunately a fan of the site who works for a hosting company stepped up and has offered us a pretty good deal on hosting. It’s not completely worked out yet but the site could be moved over as soon as this week. After that I hope to finally get my new site design up and functional and then everything is going to be a lot better for everyone.

Okay, enough bullshit, let’s get to the nudity.

Click here to see the full gallery of new Andy San Dimas pictures!

Anyway, we are playing tonight at 9pm opening for a bunch of bands and some sort of crazy trapeze show or something at what I believe is a circus called Big Sky Works in Williamsburg. I met this sick rock band called White Mystery a few months ago and they asked us to open for their record release party which I am psyched to be a part of.  The show costs $10 but I am sure all the bands will be amazing and there will be tons of weird stuff.  Also my best friend who started a punk record label with me when I was 15 is going to be there and I HAVE to put on a fucking awesome show for him if no one else. So yeah, click here for more info on the show and make sure you show up on time. Doors are at eight and we go on right at nine. Be there or be fucked.

Also there are pictures from our last show if you want to check them out. Coach Mike Pics has a gallery here and Tod Seelie posted his gallery here.  And I posted a few of my favorite of Tod’s shots below. Enjoy.

Obviously you need to see more, so click here now to see a bunch of naked photos of the stunning Jolene Jolene!

I edited these pictures last night when I was drunk. I rarely drink but my band played last night so I had to get drunk so throwing myself off stage and into strangers would hurt less. I have no idea what this edit looks like but I remember Tweeting last night about how surprised Phoenix looks in a lot of these shots. I also remember that a lot of these shots are awesome. They are NSFW of course and you can see A LOT more of Phoenix on Burning Angel if you like.

Click here to see the full uncensored gallery of Phoenix Askani.

Now for the content of this post I have a bunch of shots that Coach Mike took at our last show and a lovely video. It was a lot of fun and we had everyone signing a long. The lead singer of Iconicide took the mic during a Black Flag cover and sang his death metal vocals all over my punk rock vocals. Clearly I had no choice to flip him in the air using only my neck. Fortunately when his head hit a cinder block he did not die and kept on rocking out. So check out the video, the neck flip starts around 1:45 and enjoy Mike’s pictures. See you cowards tomorrow.

Click here for the reasonably NSFW photos from Betty Rose’s anniversary party and Fat Shain’s going away party.

Anyway, my friend Kimberly Kane (seen below) has been in town visiting me and I have been too busy hanging out with her to actually do any real work, so sorry about that. I am gonna make this quick because I really needed to get something up, bu I will get back to work for real tomorrow. I have some fun stuff coming this week.

Click here to see all the photos from Alexander Heir’s Visions of Death at Mishka’s 350 Broadway flagship.

Click here to see all the pictures from Mondaze at WIP.

Our first show was at Hank’s and it was a blast. It’s a pretty amazing dive bar that basically welcomes my destructive behavior. They do monthly punk rock show the first Friday every month and I am fucking psyched. Hopefully we will play to some actual punk rockers instead of you fucking hipsters who are all afraid to get bloody. We haven’t played in a like six weeks and I am ready to fuck shit up with some serious aggression. It should be a wild show. We got some surprises in store for anyone who actually has the balls to show up. And it’s only $3 so you cheap cunts have no excuse.

Also it’s walking distance from the 2,3,4,5,A,B,C,D,G,N,Q and R trains so you really have no excuse.  Come see this madness Friday.

Here is the Facebook invite.

Hank’s Saloon.
Park Slope, Brooklyn.
Friday, April 6th. 10pM

And now for some new pictures of me bleeding from the face from our last show!