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2/25/03 - Los Amigos	Email Igor
So today I got home late from doing a photo shoot in Alexandria, so I didn't want to put a lot of effort in the update. I am busy as fuck this week, so bare with me, i just have a ton of stuff to do before Spring Break. I do however, have like 500 pictures to update you with, and a whole new site I am working on. Plus the 2 year anniversary of my page is coming up so I gotta do a good update for that. I'm doing good things and taking a ton of photos, so like don't worry or something. Here's some random pictures of my friends, and some links. - Face - Ninja - Drive By - Knowing Joe - Donate Boobs -

2/20/03 - Links	Email Igor
I am going to be gone for this funeral and I have to leave really soon, so I am going to give you a bunch of links to keep you busy for the weekend. Enjoy. - Ses Carny - Worst Thing Ever - Netflix - Montana Hills - DDR Rulez! - Mall Monkeys - I Mockery - Bling -

2/16/03 - RIP Dr. Harry McAllister	Email Igor
On February 14th 2003, Valentines Day, my mothers father, Dr. Harry McAllister died of natural causes. He was 89 years old. I grew up only 30 minutes from him, and saw him often over the last 23 years and although I wasn't extremely close to him I loved him dearly. In my life I have had 3 friends die, and a few relatives, but certainly none that mean as much to me as him. When I get a copy of his obituary I will post it. Here's a few of his accomplishments that I can list off the top of my head. He served in the Navy during WWII. He was a prominent eye doctor. He was a surgeon until the age of 70. He worked for as long as he possibly could. He was an avid Redskins fan. He had 5 children, 4 girls and one son. He was married to my grandmother for 57 years. All 6 of them were at his side when he died. Anyway, I will try to update before I go to Lancaster, PA for the funeral, but if I don't, that's why. I tell people all the time to email me, but this is not the time. I don't want any email from anyone expressing their condolences, because I have no interest in talking about this anymore than I have. Here are the pictures I took the last time I ever saw him. My mother, father, brother and myself are also featured, you should be able to figure out who's who.

2/12/03 - Dirty Fingers	Email Igor
Sorry for the lack of consistent updates. I was going to update yesterday but there was an incident involving gasoline, a TV, and a lot of burning. Also, my grandfather is dying, and I might have to be in DC this week. This will be the first person I've had that's close to me die. I've had 3 friends die, but no one that close. Anyway, fuck that drama, lets get on to the rock. Meet the Dirty Fingers, lead by one of the most fucked up people I know, Tony Bitch. When I was 16 Tony and 3 other people beat me down, pulled their dicks out, put them in my face, then Tony gave me a wedgie until my underwear came off, took a shit in the bushes and wiped his ass with my underwear. It was one of the more fucked up things I had experienced, but in retrospect I guess it was kinda funny. Anyway, his old band the Neurotiks kicked ass, and so does his new band... Enjoy the pictures. Oh yeah, one other thing, my friend Steve is selling porn DVD's. You get 10 DVD's for $40 or something. Sounds like a deal to me. I know you guys only come here for pictures of naked chicks, so buy his porn.

2/7/03 - Clowns Are Scary	Email Igor
Today we have a little change of pace. Instead of posting galleries and little thumbnails for an update, I have made a small slide show of some of my new photos. I probably won't do this much in the future, but I figured it would be something new for today. So if you like clowns, especially 3 foot tall Ronald McDonalds heads that I happened to steal one day whilst getting a Egg McMuffin, you will love this slide show. So whats new you ask? I got a new tattoo. I'll have real pictures of it up with my next tattoo gallery update. Um, I took photos of this girl for Suicide Girls. They won't let me post the pictures here I don't think, but I'll get you something to oggle. The best way to see them is to buy a membership to the site. Anyway, I need some fucking sleep, I'm a god damned mess. Here's some stuff I want to plug. - Cracked Animations - Bored Network - Freak Farm 51 - Chuckles - Lick My Balls - Steak And Cheese -

2/2/03 - Maintenance	Email Igor
I cleaned up the site a bit today... see if you can tell what I updated... Today is not much for content, just some links and bullshit that has to get done. For example January's archive. New for this month is my email in every post. I need more feedback to this site, so you guys should let me know what you think. Lets see, what else... I started working for these guys called Day By Day. They put on art shows and sell clothes and promote art, music, skateboarding, graffiti all over Richmond. I am running their web page for the time being. You gotta check them out. Anyway, I had some more to say but I fell asleep during this update and now that I am awake again I have nothing more to say.