So here we go.  I recently got bitched at one of my friends for not keeping up my site.  I thought to myself, why do I care.  I do this page for me, some times it makes me happy, and I work hard on it, sometimes I hate it and I don't mess with it.  You see, I do this for free.  I spend hour after hour working on this page for you.  No one compliments me, they just say "your page is ugly" or "we want more boobs",  My point is, I owe you nothing.  This page was for me.  Not about me, for me.  Anyway, Driven By Boredom turns 1 on the 1st of next month.  I had goals for this page and I have completed all of them.  My major goal was to get 1000 hits a day witch I did awhile ago.  I have no goals less, BUT, my page isn't the way I wanted it to be.  Things are missing.  This is why I am shutting down my site for a bit starting on Driven By Boredom's first birthday.  I am going to go through everything.  Add tons of stuff and get a new update.  I am not going to reopen the page until DBB looks like I dreamed it to be.  It's gonna be the best page it can be.  Until then, relax, and have some weird pictures I took this weekend....

- Idiot 1 - Idiot 2 - Idiot 3 - Idiot 4 -

You see, weekend updates suck because about half the amount of people who come everyday come on the weekend.  That's why I do weak updates on Fridays.  Today is going to be worse.  Why you ask? Because I am about to go to a party and I was too busy today to update properly.  I had to develop all these photos, and I had to get my tire fixed and I had to... do other stuff.  But I will have pictures for you of this party I am going to on Monday hopefully.   Who know... have some funny links...

- Voltron -  Canada Sucks - Save Family Guy -

Today I got some links, some auctions and some assorted business.  For example we got a new ebay auction.  You can buy this stupid little football helmet thing.  Its fantastic I swear.  Speaking of buying things, check out the Driven By Boredom hoodie you can buy.  I bought one.  This little dog is cool.  He shits out prime numbers, a fun way to test your uptime, and when I say fun, I mean boring.  What else do I have today... hmm...  Read Megabeef, its funny.  And um... do I owe anyone else links?  I guess not.  See ya Thursday... WAIT! This just in... Alabama should be wiped off the planet at once.

I forgot to pay for my domain hosting so my page was down for the last few days.  Read yesterdays update and be happy you have anything to read.  No real update today, just some fucking links.  Suck it up.  

- Skrog - Doc Weasel - Suicide Girls - External Error - 

If the internet were real, I would get laid all the time.  Unfortunately all the girls who hit on me online don't live in Richmond, VA.  You see, I haven't even made out with a girl since September.  The problem is I never leave my room, except to hang out with people I already know, and frankly my chances aren't good when I only hang out with 3 people, 2 of them being guys.  Not that things were any better before I moved, but its getting quite pathetic.  Speaking of pathetic, I got this one girl to spend the night at my house, and while I am laying next to her in bed, not getting any, she says "Are you just pathetically lonely or what?  Why do you want me to sleep with you?"  I hate Valentines Day, and I think most of you do too...  Anywayz, here are some boobs so you don't feel as bad, thanks to Scumbo, Carrie, Chali and the sexy Rhi as featured above.  It's my way of saying Happy Valentines day to you and yours.... Fuck off.

Chali Boob - Scumbo Tit - Carrie's Boobs (Movie)

The other day we partied at my friend Jamie's house.  I got some pictures for that.  My friends got extremely drunk and quite a number of things got thrown off my friends balcony on to cars including a cinder block, 5 logs, about 10 40oz bottles, a bottle of rum, a burnt American flag and a bucket.  Then my friend Keith showed up, got drunk in about 10 minutes, was the most out of control I have ever seen anyone, got half naked, and passed out all in under 30 minutes.  He ran into the glass door about 3 times thinking it was open.  It was amazing.  Unfortunately, I didn't really take any pictures of Keith because I was laughing too hard.  Here are the pictures I did take.

- Couch 1 - Couch 2 - Dwayne Dancing - Flag Burning - Flag Burning 2 - Shanna Falling - Tom And Dwayne 1 - Tom And Dwayne 2 - Tom and Isabel - Tom Humping Keith - Tom And Shanna -

I got some new defacements the day after the contest ended, these are BY FAR the best ones and would have won, had they not been late.

- Tina At The Beach - Igor Porn - Princess Leia - Mr. Clan - Pierced -

And lastly, some randomness, please bid on this... The current high bidder (wrestlebigal) buys nothing on ebay but men's underwear and frankly I don't want him owning mine. Secondly, you guys NEED to check out this porn site, its called Suicide Girls.  Frankly, I would never pay for porn, but its punk rock porn.   I just wish I came up with the page first.  Girls with tattoos are sexy, especially naked ones.  And lastly, you guys need to promote my new fake site, Chuckles, he's not getting the love he deserves.  Rock Most On.

As mentioned last week, I am going to publish all the defaced pictures of me today, and announce a winner and send her something, yet to be decided.  The contest is over but you can still deface me HERE.  The winner is Spida with her amazing entry.

 - Vulcan - Bin Laden - Right - Fat Ass - Freak Show - Bloody - Tina 1 - Tina 2 - Teh Stupid - Wanted - Tent - Penis - 

So yeah, that's that.  Its defiantly 7:30 AM and I need some sleep.  I was out late last night partying and when i say partying of course I mean watching Camp Nowhere on digital cable.  Kill me...