Family Freak Circus!


All Your Base Belong To Billy!	I Puke And I Puke But I'm Still Not Skinny Enough.	Mommy, Do You Have Any Peanut Butter? I'm Horney!

Mommy! Daddy Is Beating Dolly Again!	Billy Thinks I Have Sexy Legs Too!	I Found This Kitty In The Trash. I Think She's Sick...

Daddy Says It's Not Fair That Niggers Get Their Own Month!	I'll Do This, But I'm Not Showing You My Tits.	Mommy Told Me That The President Is A Fucking Communist!

Somebody Set Us Up The Bomb! And Its In My Box!	Grandma, Did Our Parents Toof Ex?	...Blazed Up A Fat Joint...


Why Don't You Shut The Fuck Up Before I Fuck Start Your Head?	The Old Bitch Is Loaded. Let's Beat Her Down.	This Shirt Is Even More Queer On Backwards


Why Is It That All These Japanese Girls Shit On Themselves?	Hurry Up Bitch! I Want Some Fucking Food!	Mommy, I Don't Want To Kiss You Anymore!


Grandma, Why Can't You Just Buy Klan Robes At Wall Mart?	PJ Is Trying To Have Phone Sex!	No Comment


What Happened To The Spice Channel?	Look Mommy, Now You Don't Have To Go To The Ghetto To Get Your Smack!	If Things Go Well, I Might Be Showing Her My Oh Face. Oh! Oh! Oh!