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Now
that break is over, and I am slightly fatter, I can come
to you with the news, and the news is pretty fucking
okay. First of all, how many of you saw my
Dolphins beat the fuck out of the Cowboys on
Thanksgiving? How sweet was that shit. If
they played like that every week they would be Super
Bowl Champs in a heart beat. Best game
ever.
Vote
for me for some reason... Anyway,
what else is up... In World
Famous Gasket news, tomorrow is the add date for Big
Fun. This means that 300 college radio
stations may or may not start playing the classic debut
album tomorrow. If you go to college or live near
one, call them up and ask them to play "High Five
Club" or "This Is Your Proverbial Life"
by The Gaskets. Then keep calling them until they
play it. Then once they do play it, call back all
the time and ask them to do it again. They will
get the point eventually and then we will come play your
college. Then you will get to hang out with me and
I'll give you free stickers or something. So make
the call right fucking now! So we just sent out
"Big Fun" to a ton of Magazines and web sites,
so hopefully we will start hearing back about that
soon. We got our first review in a local
paper. Read
that shit here. They like it, maybe you
will. If you ever run into any Gaskets press, let
me know ASAP. Okay,
next point. I had kinda an insane break. You
see my AV friends although probably good people, are not
the brightest kids you will ever meet. Two days
before thanksgiving, two of them, who happened to be
watching Steve-O videos decided to be Jackasses.
The video that resulted is perfect evidence for people
who think that TV causes violence. Anyway, my
friends decide they would start lighting shit on
fire. They took lighter fluid, poured it on their
fingers, lit it and put it out, then they lit their
whole hand, their arm, their ass, etc. It was
funny enough. The other one, decided he would do
what we call in the sideshow
profession a "burn". If he knew what he
was doing he certainly wouldn't have used lighter
fluid. Anyway, he took a swig of the lighter
fluid, and spit it at a lighter causing a big flame...
woo, he breathed fire. Fantastic. The next
step was to have the first one hold a paper towel on
fire and have the other one blow fire at it. Unfortunately
the paper towel burned too fast causing my friend to try
to put it out. My other friend decided instead of
just spitting out the fluid, would try the burn
anyway. He spat the fluid straight down into the
flame and set both of them on fire. The girl
filming all this screams and puts down the camera like
an idiot and you miss most of them on fire. You do
how ever see the explosion and see them set on
fire. This was clearly one of the funniest things
I have ever seen. And what makes it better is that
one of my friend doesn't have to go back to Iraq any
time soon, cause his fucking face is melted. Oh
man... This
same weekend, a few days later, with the same friends,
some guy taught me the sleeper hold (see old videos of
the Million Dollar Man for an example of this). I
tried it on the marine, and choked him unconscious in
about 10 seconds. Unfortunately when I let him go
his head smacked off the floor and he got rug burn so
badly that half his face was bleeding. What was
more unfortunate was that I didn't get it on tape.
I did get it on tape later when I did it to two other
people, but it wasn't as painful looking. Also
that night I dressed up in a hockey goalies pads and let
people jump kick me. Only one person could knock
me over. That might be on video
too. Hopefully I will have all this
video on my site in the coming weeks, but its really up to
the guys at Day By
Day who have the tape at the moment. It's
probably going to end up in their movie, Teenagers
From Mars. So
I guess that's it for now... This
is worth linking.
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